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Brothers and Sisters, it is time to expose the real truth about wiccans and the like. Here is an end to any doubts that Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Satanists, Wiccans are all in league against God and are the servants of Satan.

It is beyond doubt that these vile people are manifestations of the same unholy church. Moreover they intend to murder The President in a horrible manner.
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Impaler' pledges to impale Bush The American Secret Service have launched an investigation into one of the candidates for the presidency in 2008 – after he pledged that as President, one of his first acts would be to impale President George W. Bush.
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The candidate in question is Jonathon 'The Impaler' Sharkey, and he is running as the only self-described satanic vampire candidate who has so far entered the 2008 race.

Sharkey's pledge to impale President Bush, he makes clear, will only come into effect if he is actually elected to office.

But that has still triggered action by the Secret Service, who say they have a duty to investigate any threats against the president. Sharkey, 42, says that agents from the service visited him at home with his 19-year-old wife, Spree, to investigate his impaling pledge.

Sharkey told The Columbia Chronicle about the visit: 'They were telling me, when they were interrogating me, that their job was to protect Bush even after he's out of office. I'm looking at them like, “Oh, you're going to defy me when I become president?”'

Sharkey previously ran for President in 2004, and has run for Congress several time, occasionally as a Republican.

Darrin Blackford, a spokesman for the Secret Service, disagreed that the investigation was an over-reaction: 'Unfortunately, in our line of work, we can't take that chance.'

But a legal expert is unsure if a case could be made against The Impaler. 'Under the First Amendment, what it boils down to here is whether or not he's a vampire who wants to impale the president,' law professor Neil Richards of Washington University in St. Louis told the Chronicle.

'I guess the question is, if he's a vampire, why is he the one staking people? Shouldn't he want to bite the president and feed on him?' added Richards, describing these questions as 'perhaps further evidence that this is not a true threat.'

Sharkey, meanwhile, seems unconcerned about the investigation. If anything, he feels that the Secret Service may not be taking him seriously enough.

'They never even asked to see my impaling stick,' he complained.
The Department of Faith have a large dossier on Mr Sharkey, that portion that you have a need to know is here.

The Vampires, Witches, and Pagans Party was founded by Sharkey in 2005. It is officially recognized by the United States Federal Election Committee. (What maniac agreed to that?!!!)

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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 09-15-2008, 04:52 AM

This time of year, we all are more concerned about Vampires, Satanists, Wickers, Demons and Pagans. Which we should be.

But it seems we leave whole groups of equally dangerous Abominations, which is a great diservice to our congregation. Satan afflicts us with a great many "things" and as summer turns to fall, the days are shorter and the nights are longer.

These Creatures of the Night therefore begin to become more of a threat.

I'm talking of course about Werewolves, Zombies, and Chupacabras. The following information and links are to help keep you safe in these trying times. And let's watch out for our kids too.
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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 09-25-2008, 03:30 AM

I have looked over this site and have noticed a strong dislike of wiccans,and such.I have seen the versus on how they are evil.But my question,is how would you know a wiccan,if you saw one?Because the desbtion provide,is not true.I know a wiccan girl at my school,well actually about 5-6 of them,and none fit the description,they are just like every one else.But have have another question,can a christine know a wiccan by sight or does it take a trained eye?Most of the wiccans at my school,dress in normal colors,not black and they are definantly not emo or wateever.
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I have looked over this site and have noticed a strong dislike of wiccans,and such.I have seen the versus on how they are evil.But my question,is how would you know a wiccan,if you saw one?
Saved Christians have the Holy Spirit living inside of us. When I am near a Wiccan, I can feel evil emanating from her, just a sense of foreboding and dread when I'm in her presence, and that's how I know.

There are other clues too. Sometimes you'll catch a whiff of sulfur when her invisible familiar spirit enters or exits our plane. Other times you can look at her and see the deadness in the eyes of someone who has sold her soul, or the excessive liveness in the eyes of someone who is demon-possessed.

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Saved Christians have the Holy Spirit living inside of us. When I am near a Wiccan, I can feel evil emanating from her, just a sense of foreboding and dread when I'm in her presence, and that's how I know.

There are other clues too. Sometimes you'll catch a whiff of sulfur when her invisible familiar spirit enters or exits our plane. Other times you can look at her and see the deadness in the eyes of someone who has sold her soul, or the excessive liveness in the eyes of someone who is demon-possessed.

Pastor Billy-Reuben
Pardon me I don't want to seem rude but your wrong Pastor Billy because if you have ever read anything on witches, or wicca as some people call it these days, you would clearly see that witches do not in fact believe in the devil so there is no possible way they can worship the devil. There is a god named Lucifer i'll admit but he is the god of light or the god of the sun. I'm sorry you believe that wiches are bad because as one I can tell you its anything but evil.
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Pardon me I don't want to seem rude but your wrong Pastor Billy because if you have ever read anything on witches, or wicca as some people call it these days, you would clearly see that witches do not in fact believe in the devil so there is no possible way they can worship the devil. There is a god named Lucifer i'll admit but he is the god of light or the god of the sun. I'm sorry you believe that wiches are bad because as one I can tell you its anything but evil.


You are being rude to insinuate a Pastor, especially Pastor Billy-Reuben is ever wrong. Apologize this instant, young lady.


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You are being rude to insinuate a Pastor, especially Pastor Billy-Reuben is ever wrong. Apologize this instant, young lady.
I cannot apologize for something thats not a lie. Witches try to help people not harm them, there is a wiccan reed stating " an ye harm NONE do what ye will" which most of us follow because what we send out we get back three- fold so you really don't want to send anything bad out because the consequences are not fun. There are Internet sites and books that say there is black magic and white magic but in reality its all the power you send forth. There are some witches that may be very angry when they cast a spell so they send out negative energy, weather they mean to or not, hence black magic , for them I cannot justify what they have done and thats usually the ones you hear about and see in books because people are afraid of what they don't know. Then there are the the witches who do good unto others and are purely light hence white magic. I ask you to see it from our point of view and don't judge. It makes me sad to think we can't all get along without hatred.
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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 04-27-2016, 06:21 AM

Saved Christians have the Holy Spirit living inside of us. When I am near a Wiccan, I can feel evil emanating from her, just a sense of foreboding and dread when I'm in her presence, and that's how I know.
Do you feel the not saved-ness rolling off me in waves?

There are other clues too. Sometimes you'll catch a whiff of sulfur when her invisible familiar spirit enters or exits our plane.
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Other times you can look at her and see the deadness in the eyes of someone who has sold her soul, or the excessive liveness in the eyes of someone who is demon-possessed.
Hahahahahahaha. For your information I have not been possessed or sold my soul.
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Saved Christians have the Holy Spirit living inside of us. When I am near a Wiccan, I can feel evil emanating from her, just a sense of foreboding and dread when I'm in her presence, and that's how I know.
Do you feel the not saved-ness rolling off me in waves?

There are other clues too. Sometimes you'll catch a whiff of sulfur when her invisible familiar spirit enters or exits our plane.
Bull
Other times you can look at her and see the deadness in the eyes of someone who has sold her soul, or the excessive liveness in the eyes of someone who is demon-possessed.
Hahahahahahaha. For your information I have not been possessed or sold my soul.
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This is one of the weirdest attempts to impersonate a True Christian™ pastor ever. Are you actually trying to make us believe that you are our dear Pastor Billy-Reuben after the ungodly phenomenon of metempsychosis? That is most implausible. As for the witches, the issue is not contested. It may well be that you are sincere in your delusion of being possession-free but that is not the case. Also in secular mental pathology, many people have anosognosia and that is even more true when it comes to Spiritual Diseases.

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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 05-18-2016, 12:15 AM

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Brothers and Sisters, it is time to expose the real truth about wiccans and the like. Here is an end to any doubts that Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Satanists, Wiccans are all in league against God and are the servants of Satan.

It is beyond doubt that these vile people are manifestations of the same unholy church. Moreover they intend to murder The President in a horrible manner. The Department of Faith have a large dossier on Mr Sharkey, that portion that you have a need to know is here.

The Vampires, Witches, and Pagans Party was founded by Sharkey in 2005. It is officially recognized by the United States Federal Election Committee. (What maniac agreed to that?!!!)

The Party advocates protection of the religious beliefs and political advancement of individuals identifying themselves as vampires, witches, pagans, demons, Satanists, Wiccans, and those professing similar lifestyles and religious views.


Email any questions, concerns or comments about the party to jonathon@uvwo.org
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Saved Christians have the Holy Spirit living inside of us. When I am near a Wiccan, I can feel evil emanating from her, just a sense of foreboding and dread when I'm in her presence, and that's how I know.

There are other clues too. Sometimes you'll catch a whiff of sulfur when her invisible familiar spirit enters or exits our plane. Other times you can look at her and see the deadness in the eyes of someone who has sold her soul, or the excessive liveness in the eyes of someone who is demon-possessed.

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Okay another question??Would you know if someone was wiccan,if they are online?Or is that not simply possible,and where i live there are many wiccans,mostly in albuquerque,what if i were wiccan?
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Are you that osambo dudette who couldn't figure out punctuation?


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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 09-25-2008, 04:10 AM

I am sorry but my punctution is quite bad,but i do try my best.also i have no idea who osambo is??
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I am sorry but my punctution is quite bad,but i do try my best.
That is not apparent from your posts. Maybe you went to school in a barn where they didn't teach punctuation? Still, you should be able to see from other people's writing (everyone), that a space is required after punctuation marks like commas or periods. Care to explain?


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Okay another question??Would you know if someone was wiccan,if they are online?Or is that not simply possible,and where i live there are many wiccans,mostly in albuquerque,what if i were wiccan?
I would think it would be difficult to tell online, unless your computer screen had troubles when reading the post from a Wicker.

I've been to Albuquerque, the food there is excellent. But I noticed a lot of Indians and Mexicans too. Along with Wickers, how do you keep yourself safe? And why do people still build their houses out of mud?




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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 09-25-2008, 04:20 AM

why do build a house out of mud?They apparently cant afford better.Also they seem to think it looks good.Protection?haha,protection we live on a street,where there is only old ladys,not much to protect from.
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why do build a house out of mud?They apparently cant afford better.Also they seem to think it looks good.Protection?haha,protection we live on a street,where there is only old ladys,not much to protect from.
You need to go to the Introduction Forum and properly introduce yourself. And do try to use the space bar and the shift key. It may take a little longer, but people will stop bugging you about it.

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Default Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists - 10-01-2008, 03:11 PM

I am new to site and trying to figure out how to ask you a question. I don't know where to begin. My best friend has been visited several times by vampires at her doorstep..they always want to come in. I would normally think that she was crazy but I have seen and felt things in her home that made my skin crawl and can only be described as something out of a horror movie. Why do you think this is happening to her?

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I am new to site and trying to figure out how to ask you a question. I don't know where to begin. My best friend has been visited several times by vampires at her doorstep..they always want to come in. I would normally think that she was crazy but I have seen and felt things in her home that made my skin crawl and can only be described as something out of a horror movie. Why do you think this is happening to her?

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You answered it in your post. Tell her never to invite them in and she'll be fine. And no leaving the house after dark. Hope this helps!

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