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Default Hello my friends - 04-28-2012, 06:10 AM
I've been looking for a community as good as this for a long time now. Hopefully I'll fit right in.

Quick question, just wondering what you guys think the appropriate punishment for homosexuality is? I was thinking death penalty but I would like some more opinions
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Default Re: Hello my friends - 04-28-2012, 06:43 AM
It doesn't matter what we think, friend. It matters what God thinks.

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13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
If it were up to me, with my finite conscience, I would merely castrate them. But God's wisdom is infinite. It's fortunate we have His Word as a resource.

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Default Re: Hello my friends - 04-28-2012, 05:32 PM
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Default Re: Hello my friends - 04-28-2012, 05:39 PM
Here we go, another round of death to gay people.

When will you people realise that being gay means you can't breed and eventually homosexuality will die out.

The designer designed a perfect system: has it ever dawn on you that gay people may be God's loving way of reducing the birth rate in people?

There are so many people on Earth and maybe God loves gay people enough not to smite them like he does with little children and underdeveloped countries.

Maybe God turns them gay to stop them breeding rather than killing them ever thought about that?

I've thought long and hard about this this and it makes sense.

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Default Re: Hello my friends - 04-28-2012, 06:24 PM
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Here we go, another round of death to gay people.

When will you people realise that being gay means you can't breed and eventually homosexuality will die out.

The designer designed a perfect system: has it ever dawn on you that gay people may be God's loving way of reducing the birth rate in people?

There are so many people on Earth and maybe God loves gay people enough not to smite them like he does with little children and underdeveloped countries.

Maybe God turns them gay to stop them breeding rather than killing them ever thought about that?

I've thought long and hard about this this and it makes sense.

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Scripture says otherwise – "Be fruitful, and multiply" – NOT be a fruit and not multiply. I also distinctly recall that God gave specific instructions about not eating a certain fruit that went unheeded. Maybe that talking snake was gay.

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And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

- Genesis 1:28

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Here we go, another round of death to gay people.

When will you people realise that being gay means you can't breed and eventually homosexuality will die out.

The designer designed a perfect system: has it ever dawn on you that gay people may be God's loving way of reducing the birth rate in people?

There are so many people on Earth and maybe God loves gay people enough not to smite them like he does with little children and underdeveloped countries.

Maybe God turns them gay to stop them breeding rather than killing them ever thought about that?

I've thought long and hard about this this and it makes sense.

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Which Bible verses did you contemplate while thinking long and hard. You do not mention them here. If the Bible is not your guide, you might as well be a Muslim or a Hindu. And we know where they go when they die ....

Where in the Bible does Jesus say it's OK to be gay?

"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Which Bible verses did you contemplate while thinking long and hard. You do not mention them here. If the Bible is not your guide, you might as well be a Muslim or a Hindu. And we know where they go when they die ....

Where in the Bible does Jesus say it's OK to be gay?
It might not say so in your Bible but as the Design Inference points out it works and gay people do not reproduce.

If that is not God's will I don't know what is.

Fact.

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It might not say so in your Bible...
Christianity is based on the Bible. As we say, "Scripture or it didn't happen." if you are just inventing your own religion, you might as well be Korean.

I don't understand all your "design" horse crap anyway. I am beginning to think you are some kind of lezzie scientologist. Show me the expression "design inference" in the Bible or admit you are some kind of freak.

"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Christianity is based on the Bible. As we say, "Scripture or it didn't happen." if you are just inventing your own religion, you might as well be Korean.

I don't understand all your "design" horse crap anyway. I am beginning to think you are some kind of lezzie scientologist. Show me the expression "design inference" in the Bible or admit you are some kind of freak.
The Design Inference is proofing the Bible (the literal parts) truer and more true every day I'm on your side idiot and I'm not a lesbien (spell it right God!) I'm straight not gay not that there is anything wrong.

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The Design Inference is proofing the Bible (the literal parts) truer and more true every day I'm on your side idiot and I'm not a lesbien (spell it right God!) I'm straight not gay not that there is anything wrong.

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How feeble do you think God is that He needs you to prove He exists? All you need to do is read the Bible and accept it without question.


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Default Re: Hello my friends - 04-29-2012, 12:04 PM
Calling a True Christian an "idiot" is a good way to get banned. Ephesians 4:31.

"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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