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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,151
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Happy Birthday, Brother Lawrence Niles! -
11-07-2019, 05:59 PM
I hope Jesus will give you something special for your birthday. Obviously, I cannot give you anything that would even come close to what Jesus can give you, but here's your birthday cake:
(you're not allergic to peanuts, right?)
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Unsaved trash Female incel (probably born as a man): ugly, boring, and witless
Foul Sinner on Moderation
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Posts: 257
Join Date: Oct 2019
Location: Dorito production line
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Lawerence Niles! -
11-07-2019, 06:26 PM
Mmmhm. That looks yummy.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Posts: 14,454
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Lawerence Niles! -
11-07-2019, 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JenNettles
Mmmhm. That looks yummy.
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When you get banned for not following guidelines, instructions, simple requests, common courtesy, etc., the good news is you'll still be able to read everything here at Landover. You just won't be able to shitpost like above.
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Possibly retarded pothead
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Posts: 1,003
Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: Here in Babylon
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Lawrence Niles! -
11-07-2019, 07:21 PM
Greetings!
I wish you a very happy birthday and I will follow my custom of smoking a large spliff in celebration of this day as soon as the currently burning spliff has run it's course. I find that the offered birthday cake which Sistren Basilissa has provided looks like a tasty treat. I am favorably inclined toward cakes that do not have chicken eggs as part of the recipe but I think it is wrong to eat the unborn children of a hen as part of a cake.
Jah Guide!
Trevor
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Posts: 2,111
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Ungodly South America
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Lawrence Niles! -
11-07-2019, 07:27 PM
Happy Birthday Brother Niles! I hope next year this time we are celebrating your enter into Heaven!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Posts: 8,774
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Lawrence Niles! -
11-07-2019, 07:45 PM
Wishing you a most blessed birthday, Brother Dr Niles. I pray for you to be blessed with a wife and sons very soon.
With warmest regards from all the family to you and your nephew.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Lawrence Niles! -
11-07-2019, 08:00 PM
My dear Dr. Niles. Over the years, you and I have had a deep and penetrating affection for the Love of God. The outreach you have provided me was only matched by the depth of your teachings.
You are the kind of man that knows what God means and means what God says. You have spent countless hours, poking and prodding me into an understanding of the depths of Christianity. You have always said 'I am at your six, James' and I could feel you there, comforting me with your unbendable penetrating Staff of Knowledge™.
Please accept this token of gratitude as a thank you from me. Now you know why you were not allowed in the shop a few weeks back. Now you can get to the Church on time. Call me...
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Posts: 14,454
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Lawrence Niles! -
11-07-2019, 09:28 PM
I think you were holding the camera backwards, maybe?
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True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
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Posts: 4,891
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Lawrence Niles! -
11-07-2019, 09:42 PM
Oh, my! Is it really your birthday already, dear Dr. Niles? I had heard of this earlier today, so I've been busy baking a little cake for you. All the best to you, Dear, and I am wishing you many more years of dedicated service unto the .
Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,395
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Lawrence Niles! -
11-07-2019, 11:06 PM
Beloved brother,
How strong is the love Christ has given me for you. I have often been in my bed talking with Brother Hutchins about you and we remain firm in our commitment to your loving friendship.
But me mostly.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™
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Posts: 11,354
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Lawrence Niles! -
11-08-2019, 03:08 AM
Happy Birthday Brother Lawrence!
May you be filled with Jesus' love, from top to bottom.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Lawrence Niles! -
11-08-2019, 01:34 PM
Dr, Niles, I see God has forced you to live yet another year before He accepts you into His Everlasting Bosom®. I suspect it is because you have not adequately expressed your gratitude. Perhaps if you messenger me that Rolex Submariner I saw you wearing to Church, I can forward it to Jesus and hopefully get you in His Good Graces©.
Remember, God only gives to those that give unto Him.
Galatians 3:29 And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.
Ephesians 1:11 In whom also we have obtained an inheritance, being predestinated according to the purpose of him who worketh all things after the counsel of his own will:
Ephesians 1:12 That we should be to the praise of his glory, who first trusted in Christ.
Colossians1:12 Giving thanks unto the Father, which hath made us meet to be partakers of the inheritance of the saints in light
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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