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Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-17-2019, 02:08 PM
People of Freehold:
As we move forward to a new era in Freehold, we decided to start our campaign BIG.
Next Friday, at 6 PM, we are going to march around the city showing our PRIDE to everyone's attention. It will be a celebration of diversity and the opportunity to show our program to run the city.
Diversity today is getting buried under the dominance of the White Male, and we are going to flip that around for a few hours. Gays, lesbians, transgender, non binaries, queer, asexuals, furries, and every form of consensual relationship between adults will be welcome by this demonstration.
We have to stress the CONSENSUAL part here. This leaves aside:
1) Any form of sexual relationship between adults and minors, be those minors houseboys or not (A.K.A pedophilia).
2) Any form of sexual relationship with minor family members (we have to highlight this BECAUSE WE KNOW THE AUDIENCE) (AKA incest)
3) Any form of intra-marital abuse (AKA marital rape)
4) Any form of homosexual abuse (AKA "ex-gay program)
If you happen to have suffered one or more of this abuse forms, please be aware you will find support from lawyers and specialized psychologists in our demonstration.
ALSO: Black Lives Matter will be at our demonstration: and we are calling all the diverse races to show up in a festival of colors. Let's celebrate our differences!
1) Black skinned
2) Brown skinned
3) Red Skinned
4) Yellow Skinned (yes you, delivery boy Chang!)5) Mixed races
6) No-races
7) Liberal whites supporters of feminism and kind of inclined to some sort of socialism
As we are also a part of the #MEE TOO movement, we are making sure WOMEN are a BIG PART of this demonstration.
WOMEN OF FREEHOLD: leave the kitchen, you can do better than your imposed husband. Believe me, I KNOW. Come this Friday and liberate yourself!
Let's wear the rainbow, both in gender and race! Let's liberate women!
Mr Hold: please be aware that I am making YOU responsible for our safety. We demand the presence of a GENDER AND RACE DIVERSE POLICE to protect our right to free speech and demonstration. We will not tolerate an ALL WHITE MALE police, that can lead to disturbs and we do not want that.
The demonstration starts at the main gate of the city at 6 PM, goes all the way up to the City Hall, where we will do our main act. Bernie and Hillary will make the introductions speeches, then we will have some Rap & Hip Hop acts (BIG NAMES WILL BE ANNOUNCED) and then I will announce our central politics for the City for the next four years.
Let's show everyone that YES WE CAN.
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-17-2019, 02:17 PM
Miss Larguez, have you given any thought to my offer of employment? My maids absolutely love working for me. They're always complimenting me in that rhythmic gibberish you people speak. I don't understand it, but they call me "puto," "hijo de puta," "el maricon gordo," and "el diablo," all of which sounds very complimentary. I think you're much more qualified to be a maid than a mayor.
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-17-2019, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Alejandra Larguez
People of Freehold:
As we move forward to a new era in Freehold, we decided to start our campaign BIG.
Next Friday, at 6 PM, we are going to march around the city showing our PRIDE to everyone's attention. It will be a celebration of diversity and the opportunity to show our program to run the city.
Mr Hold: please be aware that I am making YOU responsible for our safety.
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WAIT A MINUTE HERE. I'm responsible for your safety?? Am I responsible for your safety if you drive your car at 150 miles per hour? Am I responsible if you pass out drunk??
Your have announced an event that puts a finger in the eye of the Bible-believing citizens of Freehold. It seems to me you are putting yourself and your one or two supporters in considerable danger. I would guess there will be ideas posted here as to how True Christians™ should react.
That said, I will mention your event to my Freehold PD and see if they are interested in having a look at your "parade."
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-17-2019, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
WAIT A MINUTE HERE. I'm responsible for your safety?? Am I responsible for your safety if you drive your car at 150 miles per hour? Am I responsible if you pass out drunk??
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To question 1: you are responsible for enforcing our Constitutional right to free speech, and that includes to be able to speak without getting harassed by the old white males of this sinking society
To question 2: yes, if you don't dispose the right signage and the right methods to warn me against going 150 miles per hour. It's you, the State, who build those roads, it's up to you to keep them safe. I know I will, when I defeat you.
About question 3: ALL MEN ARE RESPONSIBLE if a woman pass out, to make sure she is safe from sexual predators. ALL MEN ARE GUILTY of something happens to her. Can't a woman drink 1 or 16 glasses of scotch in a frat party without risking getting raped? Can't a woman eat some strange mushroom without fear of waking up with a bunch of strangers in a strange bed? THIS HAS TO CHANGE.
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That said, I will mention your event to my Freehold PD and see if they are interested in having a look at your "parade."
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Thanks Mayor, but please be sure of bringing enough, as we will be a LOT in the Parade.
I also forgot to mention, to certain TC's that are consulting via PM: you can come with a face mask or a costume hiding your identity, of course, just not a BIG WHITE SHEET, because we don't want any resemblance of a certain white supremacy movement.
I have confirmation from a Rabbi that the Jew community will be also present (although they refuse to cooperate with my campaign with money; I will not make any statement that could lead to think this is an usual thing with their religion members, that would be a prejudicial statement and we want to end this kind of things)
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-17-2019, 03:16 PM
Boo!!!!!! Lock her up! Lock her up! Release your emails Miss Larguez wetback if you have nothing to hide.
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-17-2019, 03:59 PM
Miss Spicola - um - Larguez,
I can assure you that Freehold is a city without pride. Why? Because there is not one homer or Lisbon in the locked gates of the town. Pursuant to legislation passed unanimously many years ago, gaywise residents are not allowed.
I am sorry, but your event is doomed to have no attendees.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-17-2019, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Alejandra Larguez
4) Yellow Skinned (yes you, delivery boy Chang!)
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Dear Miss Sinner,
I hope that you are aware of the fact that the Asiatic races are not, in fact, yellow-skinned, and by claiming that you have committed one of the most atrocious acts of racism ever seen on this, Jesus's Favorite, Forum. In the past, during the yonderyears, Asiatic people suffered from liver dysfunction due to their abominable diets and diseases that they were unable to cure because of lack of effective prayers. This means that the yellow skin was jaundice, a disease, and you are mocking these people who are now in Hell as they did not accept Jesus Christ. Don't you think that they are sufficiently punished by demons (including tungsten enemas) without your racist slander?
Leviticus 13:36
Then the priest shall look on him: and, behold, if the scall be spread in the skin, the priest shall not seek for yellow hair; he is unclean.
Our own Mayor Hold, in contrast, wants to save the lesser races and the abominable 'gay' sinners to Christ.
I'd also like to mention that I might participate in the Proud Parade as I am very proud that after my sorry excuse of a spouse reached menopause, I have not had any sexual relations with anyone nor do I intend to.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-17-2019, 04:05 PM
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I am sorry, but your event is doomed to have no attendees.
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I assume she's planning to ship them in from outside - from Des Moines or Detroit or Mexico or wherever. That's the sort of thing these people do. I wonder if she has even applied for a permit for this parade. Even we need permits for all sorts of things - for pretty much everything, and even on our own property, now I come to think of it.
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-17-2019, 04:06 PM
Oh, my stars and garters! What is this world coming to? I thought things had pretty much gone down the drains when that Hillary woman was blabbing up a storm and threatening to ruin the morals of this nation. And then there was Elizabeth Pocahontas, always yapping about something, and the list continues with that Karma Harris woman. And, now, we have our very own Freehold under threat of atrocious female leadership. Really, Miss Larguez, can you not see how you are going against the very principles that Almighty has put down in his ?
I am pasting in a link to an article that has been written specifically for women such as yourself! Yes, this should help you to learn your role within society, following Godly women such as Mary, Sarah, Esther, and others. I pray that you will abandon your wild notions of running for public Office and, instead, repent of your sins, marry a Godly man, and be a good mother and wife as you serve the , abandoning all other blasphemous ideas that you've read about in your demonic political books. THAT is the example you should be setting, not this LIE-beral nonsense about demanding that men treat everybody equally, or be responsible for whatever it is you want. Besides that, I don’t think Freehold will ever have a better Mayor than the much-beloved Johny Joe Hold!
Now, kindly read this and seek the Face of the !
https://women-s.net/womens-role-in-the-bible/
Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-17-2019, 04:31 PM
With this in Freehold, it will be a tall task to provide safety:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-17-2019, 05:27 PM
I hate to rain on your parade*, but, where do you stand on Fluoridation?
*Not to be taken literally. I would love to rain on your parade, in particular I would like an F-5 tornado to hit a sewage lagoon and then drop its contents on your parade.
Amen.
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-17-2019, 11:03 PM
As your next mayor, I promise that if I see a pride parade I will bulldoze the street under them to prevent them from marching. I will also do the same to stop fires from spreading.
Also, I will increase Freehold's population to 500,000, so we get the giant Mario statue.
If there are any motorboats being loud and annoying when you're trying to suntan, I will build a bridge into them to cause a shipwreck. (If the SNES had achievements, there would have been an achievement for that).
If anyone doubts I have what it takes to become mayor, might I remind you that I possess an impossible-to-photocopy list of cities and their population sizes.
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-17-2019, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
WAIT A MINUTE HERE. I'm responsible for your safety??
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Yes you are. But since you never take any of your responsibilities serious and steal money from the Church, you will LOSE these elections!
I assure everyone in Freehold that once I inevitably win these elections, the safety of Freehold's citizens will no longer be a joke!
The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-17-2019, 11:39 PM
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As your next mayor, I promise that if I see a pride parade I will bulldoze the street under them to prevent them from marching. I will also do the same to stop fires from spreading.
Also, I will increase Freehold's population to 500,000, so we get the giant Mario statue.
If there are any motorboats being loud and annoying when you're trying to suntan, I will build a bridge into them to cause a shipwreck. (If the SNES had achievements, there would have been an achievement for that).
If anyone doubts I have what it takes to become mayor, might I remind you that I possess an impossible-to-photocopy list of cities and their population sizes.
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You have to be older than 18 to run for Mayor, a 12 year old cannot.
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-17-2019, 11:47 PM
Boo!!!!!! Booooooo!!!!!! Lock up Miss Larguez! We demand to see her papers and emails. 10 million dollars if she can prove her birth certificate courtesy of Trump. Boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-17-2019, 11:51 PM
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Boo!!!!!! Booooooo!!!!!! Lock up Miss Larguez! We demand to see her papers and emails. 10 million dollars if she can prove her birth certificate courtesy of Trump. Boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Amen, dear Sister Maxine, Amen! And I pray that Miss Larguez' papers and emails will be seized before she has a chance to destroy her file server and phones with hammers and bleach. We've all seen what a mess ensued after that Hillary woman did such a dastardly deed to destroy her records!
A blessed evening to you, dear Sister Maxine.
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-18-2019, 12:32 AM
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You have to be older than 18 to run for Mayor, a 12 year old cannot.
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A 12-year also cannot become a bitcoin millionaire, and yet here we are.
PS: My first fundraising dinner will accept gil, rubees, kombat koins, bottlecaps, simoleons, dosh, munny, kremcoins, moolah, and Canadian. Main course is tendies and Mountain Dew, with the vegetarian option of Mountain Dew and Mountain Dew.
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-18-2019, 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
WAIT A MINUTE HERE. I'm responsible for your safety?? Am I responsible for your safety if you drive your car at 150 miles per hour? Am I responsible if you pass out drunk??
Your have announced an event that puts a finger in the eye of the Bible-believing citizens of Freehold. It seems to me you are putting yourself and your one or two supporters in considerable danger. I would guess there will be ideas posted here as to how True Christians™ should react.
That said, I will mention your event to my Freehold PD and see if they are interested in having a look at your "parade."
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Does she have a permit? Has anyone seen it? Don't these kind of functions need insurance?
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-18-2019, 03:53 AM
This uppity woman has NO CHANCE! THIS is about to go viral!
HA!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade -
06-18-2019, 01:04 PM
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Boo!!!!!! Booooooo!!!!!! Lock up Miss Larguez! We demand to see her papers and emails. 10 million dollars if she can prove her birth certificate courtesy of Trump. Boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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See? That is what I am talking about. This is aggression, and we need to be protected from violent people like this.
Ms Maxine, as I don't hold office, all my emails are private. And I can assure you, reading those emails can lead you to some thoughts you have never experienced yet.
As for my papers, I will answer all the questions people have in a different thread, but that is AFTER the Parade. You can come, if you like to! You will experience something new called FUN and LIBERTY.
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