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09-27-2006, 05:50 AM
The only reason why women are not in more positions of power is because women's lib has been a slow process that is still being worked on. You know the old saying, Rome wasn't built in a day.
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09-27-2006, 05:58 AM
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The only reason why women are not in more positions of power is because women's lib has been a slow process that is still being worked on. You know the old saying, Rome wasn't built in a day.
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No. And it wasn't built by women.
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09-27-2006, 06:26 AM
Have you stopped to consider what the world might have been like if women had not been oppressed through the ages?
For one, I bet there would not have been any 'world wars' if women had been running the show..
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09-27-2006, 06:42 AM
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Have you stopped to consider what the world might have been like if women had not been oppressed through the ages?
For one, I bet there would not have been any 'world wars' if women had been running the show..
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OPPRESSED?!?!?!? Women were created by GOD to have babies and be servants. It only went wrong when EVE suckered Adam into eating fruit from the forbidden tree and GOD caused women to be punished, NOT MEN! WE DIDN'T DO IT!
Case closed. End of story. Read it for yourself.
Genesis 3
1Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
2And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
3But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
4And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
5For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
6And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
7And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
8And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.
9And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?
10And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
11And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?
12And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.
13And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.
14And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
15And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
16Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
17And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
18Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;
19In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
20And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.
21Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD God make coats of skins, and clothed them.
22And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
23Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.
24So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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09-27-2006, 06:48 AM
Pastor Al, keep in mind I don't believe in the bible.
A mythological book is not a real reason for women to be oppressed. Clearly the writers, being male, would have wanted to paint women to be the villains.
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09-27-2006, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Pastor Al, keep in mind I don't believe in the bible.
A mythological book is not a real reason for women to be oppressed. Clearly the writers, being male, would have wanted to paint women to be the villains.
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Silly woman! The Bible is not mythological. IT EXISTS! Please do something about your English skills when speaking to Pastors.
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09-27-2006, 07:21 AM
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Yes, that's why women work in those kinds of jobs and men are in charge. Thank you for making my point. Please note that every single nation ever led by a woman either no longer exists at all or is in the toilet. England doesn't count because the Queen isn't really in charge.
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Which no doubt would explain WHY the world's in such an almighty mess.
Pastor Al...if you're scared of a wee lizard like that,try looking up a Tuatara sometime.
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09-27-2006, 07:26 AM
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Which no doubt would explain WHY the world's in such an almighty mess.
Pastor Al...if you're scared of a wee lizard like that,try looking up a Tuatara sometime.
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Be silent, you old crone! I was chased for miles by one of those.. It was about fifteen feet tall! Can't you see the trees in the background?
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Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads -
09-27-2006, 07:42 AM
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Be silent, you old crone! I was chased for miles by one of those.. It was about fifteen feet tall! Can't you see the trees in the background?
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Trees? Oh.
You mean those little weeds.
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Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads -
09-27-2006, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Have you stopped to consider what the world might have been like if women had not been oppressed through the ages?
For one, I bet there would not have been any 'world wars' if women had been running the show..
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There have been nothing but wars since women got the vote!
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads -
09-27-2006, 02:03 PM
I asked a few Sisters of the Cotton Pony to explain to me just what a tampon was and I admit I was horrified.
Sticking things in places they don't belong is surely a crime against the will of The Lord.
Hopefully this phenomenon is solely the domain of Baptists and never makes it's way to Catholicism.
Bless you my Children,
Father Mo
P.S. Shouldn't they call it "womenstration"?
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Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads -
09-27-2006, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
I asked a few Sisters of the Cotton Pony to explain to me just what a tampon was and I admit I was horrified.
Sticking things in places they don't belong is surely a crime against the will of The Lord.
Hopefully this phenomenon is solely the domain of Baptists and never makes it's way to Catholicism.
Bless you my Children,
Father Mo
P.S. Shouldn't they call it "womenstration"?
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...Yes, and leave it to a mary-worshipping pervert like you to know all about "sticking things in places they don't belong". By the way, it IS a crime. Which is why the papist antichrist you serve is having to pawn some of his gold tiaras to pay the billions of dollars in lawsuits your cult loses every day.
Not to mention that Jesus is going to send every one of you skirt-wearing pedophiles to the nastiest parts of hellfire. You'll be up to your ears in used rotting tampons once Jesus gets His hands on you, "father" pervert.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads -
09-27-2006, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
The only reason why women are not in more positions of power is because women's lib has been a slow process that is still being worked on. You know the old saying, Rome wasn't built in a day.
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Have you ever wondered why it's so slow? Have you noticed that men don't seem to have any problems liberating themselves? Perhaps "the sisterhood" would be better off if they left the running of the feminist movement to competent (i.e. male) people, and got back in the kitchen.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads -
09-27-2006, 04:26 PM
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Hey, provided they were still in their wrappers that could end up saving me some money!
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09-27-2006, 04:40 PM
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Absolutely Sister Sue, I didn't think that hellbound heathen could get much lower, but she somehow did it....
She should be thinking less of ways to cope with her monthly curse, and more about getting back into the kitchen!
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Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads -
09-28-2006, 02:09 AM
Ok, say I was to get into the kitchen. Am I meant to just bleed all over the floor?
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09-28-2006, 02:42 AM
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Ok, say I was to get into the kitchen. Am I meant to just bleed all over the floor?
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I do believe a woman who is having her Issue has no business being indoors! I say, send her into the fields, where she can pick vegetables and fruits until the eighth day of her issue, when she might bring two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness. Only then, should she be allowed indoors.
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09-28-2006, 02:54 AM
They don't make pigeons that big. Van HELL singer's sins would take a brace of ostriches.
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09-28-2006, 03:15 AM
Pastor Al, you must have more faith in my than I first thought!
I would have thought you would have said pterodactyls
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Re: Tampons and Maxi Pads -
09-28-2006, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
I asked a few Sisters of the Cotton Pony to explain to me just what a tampon was and I admit I was horrified.
Sticking things in places they don't belong is surely a crime against the will of The Lord.
Hopefully this phenomenon is solely the domain of Baptists and never makes it's way to Catholicism.
Bless you my Children,
Father Mo
P.S. Shouldn't they call it "womenstration"?
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Um...Father Mo? Care to explain just how the saintly sisters KNEW what you meant?
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