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Default Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing - 10-17-2012, 08:50 PM

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Mammals do produce eggs but not the conventional avian or reptilian eggs. They are much smaller and do not have the rigid "shell" that bird eggs have (the obvious exception is the platypus). But surely you can agree that humans can't impregnate goats. In the twentieth century China tried to create a slave species by Impregnating chimps with human semen and human females with chimp semen. Unsurprisingly it did not work so how if humans and chimps can't breed can humans and goats breed?
Your ignorance of biology and genetics is astounding.
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Default Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing - 10-21-2012, 03:55 PM

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And given the secular school system's reliance upon "experimentation" and "empirical evidence", I can only assume you know from experience.



Did your Mommy have to sign her permission for a field trip to the farm? Or did they just bring some poor goat into your school?
Get your mind out of the gutter! and I know from other peoples experiments. Given that the men of Australia have a habit of having sex with goats and there are no hybrids in Australia one could logically conclude that men can't have offspring with goats or any other species.

Also the original problem with this entire farce of a thread is that some "genius" said that men could have sex with pumpkins and produce half human half pumpkin hybrids. Surely even all of you can't be so ignorant as to believe that.


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Given that the men of Australia have a habit of having sex with goats and there are no hybrids in Australia one could logically conclude that men can't have offspring with goats or any other species.
What about all the kangaroos? Looks like a hybrid to me.


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Default Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing - 10-21-2012, 04:01 PM

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Your ignorance of biology and genetics is astounding.
How so? You did nothing to disprove me you just insulted me and waddled away (a common trend on this site). Prove to me through VERIFIED sources (no Photo-shopped pictures or pictures of men in costumes) that men can produce offspring with goats and pumpkins.


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Default Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing - 10-21-2012, 04:39 PM

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Prove to me through VERIFIED sources (no Photo-shopped pictures or pictures of men in costumes) that men can produce offspring with goats and pumpkins.
I verify all pictures presented thusfar.

Now they are verified! Done!

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Default Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing - 10-21-2012, 05:25 PM

Is this not the voice of some atheist, trapped inside a goat after the Democrats instigated the "Cross-Species Breeding Program" as a subdivision of ACLU?

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Default Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing - 10-21-2012, 08:22 PM

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What about all the kangaroos? Looks like a hybrid to me.
Allow me to rephrase what I previously stated. There are no Human anything hybrids.


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Allow me to rephrase what I previously stated. There are no Human anything hybrids.
If you say so.



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Default Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing - 10-23-2012, 02:36 PM

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If you say so.

That is photo shopped........ Unless you can get a video of it. Remember the big scam with The Shroud of Turin? Don't believe what all "religious" people say most of the time they fool you and make a profit off of you.


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That is photo shopped........ Unless you can get a video of it.
You ask for proof; you get proof. You don’t like the proof so you ask for another proof (big surprise). I’ll bet that if we provide you with a video you will say: “Please bring me a live one so I can see for myself”.

Atheists… Once they have made up their mind, nothing can make them change.


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That is photo shopped
Really?

Please show me how it is photoshopped. Is there some odd pixelation in the image? I find none.


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Really?

Please show me how it is photoshopped. Is there some odd pixelation in the image? I find none.
Funny thing I typed in photo shopped dogs and guess what I found. https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i..._tCbZwBe_ZQbzQ
Also here is photo shopped Jesus but since there is no pixelation Obama must be Jesus https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...iKuwh02Ho1e7hw

See how easy it is to make things look real?


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Funny thing I typed in photo shopped dogs and guess what I found. https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i..._tCbZwBe_ZQbzQ
Also here is photo shopped Jesus but since there is no pixelation Obama must be Jesus https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...iKuwh02Ho1e7hw

See how easy it is to make things look real?
So, Brother "Wuffles", you "photoshopped Jesus"? And did you not think that your sins would find you out?

Your obsessive and bestial perversions know no bounds, sir. You will pay for this, for all your talk of goats and other familiars, you will know torment before you draw your final breath.

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Funny thing I typed in photo shopped dogs and guess what I found. https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i..._tCbZwBe_ZQbzQ
Have you checked the source of the picture in your search result? The page from where that picture is picked contains a quiz where you should make a statement regarding whether the pictures shown are photoshopped OR not. Of course a page like that matches your search criteria you ignorant fool…


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Default Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing - 10-23-2012, 07:55 PM

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Funny thing I typed in photo shopped dogs and guess what I found. https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i..._tCbZwBe_ZQbzQ
Also here is photo shopped Jesus but since there is no pixelation Obama must be Jesus https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...iKuwh02Ho1e7hw

See how easy it is to make things look real?
That's nice, but the image of the dog-human hybrid is not photoshopped.

Your finding it under a search is meaningless. Please demonstrate that it is photoshopped.

Here's another angle. Note the horrified woman staring, aghast, at this travesty of science.



And if you zoom the Obama-Jesus photo you've linked to, it's clear that they are two different images at different resolutions.


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