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Default Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree - 11-12-2010, 09:02 PM

Whoops, I just saw Harry Potter and assumed it was a game on Demon summoning.
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Default Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree - 11-12-2010, 10:05 PM

Oh surprise surprise, who has their FACE all over The Pajama Game???

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Here is a little present for a little girl that says "stick me in stiletto boots, knock me over and rape me!" Just disgusting and it makes me nauseous that someone would are publish such an abomination in a CHRISTIAN County.
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Default Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree - 11-13-2010, 02:14 AM

Apples to Apples



Another game that Satan obviously wants under your tree is Apples to Apples. This game is closer to a card game (which has its own problems, that I will not go into here), than a board game, but I have seen it in the board game section anyway.

The purpose of this game is to try and predict what one person in your group will find appealing in your hand of cards. Now I wouldn't have a problem with this game if say those cards were wholesome and good, however the makers of the game (Mattel) has seen it fit to include cards which have no place in a Christian Household.

For example looking first at the cards in the picture:

Abraham Lincoln: Freed the slaves going against the biblical right all men had to own slaves
Denzel Washington: Black actor, was in at least one movie where he was a slave who was freed (again screwing over the slave owner and clearly defying God's wishes)
David Letterman: Known adulterer.
Demi Moore: Uppity Woman who left her husband to marry a much younger man.
The Midwest: Region which includes Iowa (Great because of Freehold) but does also include Idaho (where homersexuals can get 'married')
Going to Church: It does not say LBC, but overall not that bad.

Some other Cards which are included which I have a problem with:
Anne Frank: Joo who should have stayed in the closet
Ghandi: Hindoo. Enough Said.
Mother Theresa: Catlick, clearly in cahoots with the former pope and probably a child molester. Also Uppity Woman.


Anyway For the most part it is clear that Apples to Apples is one of those games which Satan wants to see under the tree.


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Default Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree - 11-13-2010, 09:19 PM

I know that you guys don't like Monopoly, but I looked though the list of about 150 different editions of Monopoly and I found BIBLE-OPOLY.
I was just wondering your opinions on this game.

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Default Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree - 11-13-2010, 10:02 PM

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I know that you guys don't like Monopoly, but I looked though the list of about 150 different editions of Monopoly and I found BIBLE-OPOLY.
I was just wondering your opinions on this game.

I followed your link.

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In BIBLEOPOLY, you can’t win by destroying your opponents. You will only win by assisting the fellow players. Cooperation is what allows you to gain the things necessary to build your church and be a winner.
Sounds queer and un-American to me.
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Default Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree - 11-13-2010, 10:40 PM

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Sounds queer and un-American to me.
Well, I did find other board games that don't seem to be satanic, although (according to you all) I'm merely "unsaved trash" so my opinion may be biased.
What do ya'll think of these games?:

To Bethlehem Game: The Christmas Game for the Entire Family

Faith and Redemption

Champions of Faith Board Game

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Default Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree - 11-14-2010, 12:55 AM

Monopoly is a horrible game, and absolutely NOT should be under a christmas tree. It's disgusting to see so many children playing it.
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Default Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree - 11-15-2010, 01:55 AM

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Monopoly is a horrible game, and absolutely NOT should be under a christmas tree. It's disgusting to see so many children playing it.
Do tell, what is unChristian about Monopoly in your eyes?


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Well, I did find other board games that don't seem to be satanic, although (according to you all) I'm merely "unsaved trash" so my opinion may be biased.
What do ya'll think of these games?:
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Default Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree - 11-18-2010, 11:19 AM

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I followed your link.



Sounds queer and un-American to me.
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how is it gay and unamerican?

this contry was built on helpping your fellow man.
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Default Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree - 11-18-2010, 11:06 PM

I am surprised this board game has not been mentioned as yet.

I don't have to elaborate WHY satan would want this under The Christmas Tree.
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Default Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree - 11-19-2010, 01:10 AM

Why Sister Phebe, that is Satan's very own phone line from Earth to hell! Atheist and pagan parents buy oujia boards by the dozens at Christmas time just to spit in Jesus' face.

Another hell bound game is Twister, for obvious reasons.


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THESE TWO ARE, .. well words fail me .. REVELATION 12:9 that old serpent just piles it on! GENESIS 3:1 no wonder he targets board game designers!

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8 Be sober, be vigilant: because your aduersary the deuill, as a roaring Lion walketh about, seeking whom he may deuoure.
9 Whom resist stedfast in the faith, knowing that the same afflictions are accomplished in your brethren that are in the world.
10 But the God of all grace who hath called vs into his eternall glory by Christ Iesus, after that ye haue suffered a while, make you perfect, stablish, strengthen, settle you.
11 To him bee glory and dominion for euer and euer. Amen.
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Default Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree - 11-19-2010, 03:52 PM

What do you think about Scrabble? I usually like to play it restricting to only words found in the KJVB, but sometimes I like to allow other words like "America" that postdate the Bible.
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What do you think about Scrabble? I usually like to play it restricting to only words found in the KJVB, but sometimes I like to allow other words like "America" that postdate the Bible.
At the same time there are other less savory characters who are making up their own rules for Scrabble to include all types of vulgarities.


Do you really want to have to stand over your children and watch them every time they play scrabble to prevent them from doing this?


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Default Re: Board Games That Satan Wants to See Under Your Christmas Tree - 11-19-2010, 05:45 PM

I foud by taking all the letters out but [G], [O], and [D], I can prevent that.

Of course that does limit the words to only, God, Good, Go, Goo, Odd, Do, Dog, and Dodo
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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