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Default American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-21-2008, 05:56 PM

The Jews will stop at nothing to destroy America. Case in point:



The show features singing contestants who are critiqued by a panel of judges and voted on by the American public. It is perhaps the gravest threat facing our great country. It is damning millions upon millions of Americans--as well as their descendants--by turning them into idolaters. Each and every vote for an American Idol contestant violates one of the Almighty's Commandments:

"Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate Me; And showing mercy unto thousands of them that love Me, and keep My Commandments." (Exodus 20:4-6)



Apart from being an affront to the explicit Word of God, the show is a platform for liberal propaganda. Not one white, American male graces the judging panel. The Jews behind network programming at Fox decided a male Negro, a female Jew, and a half-witted foreigner would best serve as the judges. While conducting my research, I was unable to grasp a single word these cretins uttered. The Negro, Randy Jackson, speaks ghettoese and is incomprehenisble. The Jew whore, Paula Abdul, is invariably intoxicated and slurs her way through the competition. The foreigner, Simon Cowell, is English. Friends, I scarcely understand English cuisine and customs, much less their ridiculous accents. Even placing their unintelligibility aside, I am baffled as to how these three are qualified to judge singing talent. Negoes and women do not have worthwhile opinions about anything, and England has contributed zero in terms of music.

The program is hosted by a white American male who speaks clearly. "Finally," you are undoubtedly thinking, "those conniving Jews are exhibiting a little common sense." Not so fast. The host, Ryan Seacrest, is a homosexual. He primps himself and dresses gayer than Elton John.



The contestants themselves are the Devil's spawn:



Clearly, the Jews are in league with Satan and his minions. They are beguiling unknowing citizens into defying God's Law so that Hell will be packed with American souls.

I beseech all True Christians™ to join me in getting this blasphemous, fiendish, and menacing television program taken off the air.

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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-21-2008, 07:43 PM

Still not convinced of the show's wickedness?

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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-21-2008, 07:50 PM

This show does not pretend to create a deity to worship..

And why do you feel white American males are superior to black American males or white English males? We are all one under Jesus Christ, as the bible says. You should judge them as individuals. You shouldn't judge them based on an objective opinion developed by a generalisation of people of their creed.

You inability to understand English people and black people seem to be a flaw in your own character rather then anyone else. Everyone is a child of the almighty God, surely you know that?
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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-21-2008, 07:54 PM

And what is with photoshopping people to appear half naked? Seems a bit homosexual of you.
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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-21-2008, 08:22 PM

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This show does not pretend to create a deity to worship..

What??? Hello????

The very name of that godless whoremongering show is "American IDOL". Don't you know what an idol is, and waht God says about them?

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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-21-2008, 08:24 PM

To say that "american idol" creates an idol in the sense that God told us to not worship would be to confuse contexts. Be more careful.
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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-21-2008, 08:31 PM

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To say that "american idol" creates an idol in the sense that God told us to not worship would be to confuse contexts. Be more careful.
"Confusing contexts"? Tell that to God when he casts you Clay Aiken loving lieberals in the lake of fire to be tormented day and night forever and ever.
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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-21-2008, 08:48 PM

u guys are nuts how the hell does this relate to a satanic plot
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And what is with photoshopping people to appear half naked? Seems a bit homosexual of you.
I never photoshop pictures to distort the truth. I let the truth speak for itself. That photo came up during a Google search. I don't see how you could have read my exposé and found that picture to be implausible. I think you know it to be true and are really in cahoots with American Idol. Are you one of the show's Jew producers? Regardless, NEVER imply that I am anything other than a heterosexual or you WILL be banned.

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u guys are nuts how the hell does this relate to a satanic plot
Here are excerpts from my original post in case any other retards have the same question:

"It is damning millions upon millions of Americans--as well as their descendants--by turning them into idolaters. Each and every vote for an American Idol contestant violates one of the Almighty's Commandments:

"Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate Me; And showing mercy unto thousands of them that love Me, and keep My Commandments." (Exodus 20:4-6)

Clearly, the Jews are in league with Satan and his minions. They are beguiling unknowing citizens into defying God's Law so that Hell will be packed with American souls."
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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-21-2008, 10:06 PM

I have it on good authority that Paula Abdul, as well as being a Joo whore, also went to the same Islamic fundamentalist training camp as Barack Osama.


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What??? Hello????

The very name of that godless whoremongering show is "American IDOL". Don't you know what an idol is, and waht God says about them?



I don't know what kind of goody-goody tutti fruity Unitarian Universalist crap you've been reading, friend, but I strongly recommend you toss it right in the trash and open the Holy Bible instead.
Amen Brother! I just don't see the reason to embarrass your self in public like that they need to be singing gospel and not pop music
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I never photoshop pictures to destort the truth. I let the truth speak for itself. That photo came up during a Google search. I don't see how you could have read my exposé and found that picture to be implausible. I think you know it to be true and are really in cahoots with American Idol. Are you one of the show's Jew producers? Regardless, NEVER imply that I am anything other than a heterosexual or you WILL be banned.
If someone made a crude photoshopped image of two landover pastors in a homosexual position with each other, would it stand as evidence that landover secretly wants everyone to be gay, if i then found it on a google search?
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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-21-2008, 10:45 PM

Brother Hatchet, it is an abomination! America has taken these American Idols into their hearts, and in doing so they spit upon the scripture of the Lord!

And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,

Son of man, these men have set up their idols in their heart, and put the stumblingblock of their iniquity before their face: should I be enquired of at all by them? Ezekiel 14:2,3

So said the Prophet Ezekiel! And what was the portion set out to these lovers of idols? Ask ye the Lord! And ye shall be ANSWERED!

For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast? Ezekiel 14:21

The SWORD! Famine! Pestilence! NOISOME BEASTS!

And yea, I say that of these sore judgments, already we have seen the sword! Remember 9/11! And we have seen the noisome beast, for does not Oprah Winfrey stalk the land like a liberal hippopotamus in a leotard? VERILY!

And the idols shall be vain, and speak words of vanity. So it is written:

For the idols have spoken vanity, and the diviners have seen a lie, and have told false dreams; they comfort in vain: therefore they went their way as a flock, they were troubled, because there was no shepherd. Zechariah 10:2

And so it is seen! Vanity, false dreams, diviners who see only a lie. We have sure word of prophecy. We must deny this great evil amongst us. The idolaters are unrighteous and shall not inherit the Kingdom of God.

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. 1 Corinthians 6:9,10

Brother Hatchet, I pray that your wisdom leads God to let down His holiness on Landover. Alone against the tide of trivial television we stand, cross upraised, to stem the idolatrous flood.

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What evidence do you have that the picture is photoshopped? I'll answer the question for you. None. Quit making a fool of yourself.
Firstly I would like to say I apologise for my original query of your choice to bring this picture into the thread, apparently I was judging the action without taking your reputation in to account.

Anyway, I think if you research further you will find such an event - these two gentlemen appearing in public wearing seemingly women's underwear - never happened. Also I believe if you look closer you will see clear signs of photoshopping.
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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-22-2008, 01:16 AM

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Anyway, I think if you research further you will find such an event - these two gentlemen appearing in public wearing seemingly women's underwear - never happened. Also I believe if you look closer you will see clear signs of photoshopping.
That's exactly what the Jews and the liberal media want you to believe.
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Anyway, I think if you research further you will find such an event - these two gentlemen appearing in public wearing seemingly women's underwear - never happened. Also I believe if you look closer you will see clear signs of photoshopping.
I have a quote for you: M't:13:15: For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

And the next verse is for Brother Hatchet, M't:13:16: But blessed are your eyes, for they see: and your ears, for they hear.


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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-22-2008, 01:42 AM

Gentlemen, I invite you to view this picture:

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Default Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot - 01-22-2008, 01:47 AM

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Gentlemen, I invite you to view this picture:
The photo you posted was over sized and you had clearly photoshopped it to add pants. You obviously take us for idiots.

Expect infraction points for any future such episodes.


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