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NO MORE LOSERS AND PUSSIES! TIME TO MOVE ON! -
01-15-2021, 05:57 AM
I'm coming back to the U.S. of A. with the pardon right after Inauguration Day. It's also time to set the record straight, totally straight, no homo! - I never endorsed Trump. I served at the White House and tried to make him see the light that is the Landover Jesus™ but Jesus saw that it was impossible. Probably the orange guy offended the Holy Spirit and some point. However, we got many important political issues through - because of me and some other True Jesus Followers™ - in the Supreme Court, in the Friendship with Putin, in education and tried to block the Sodomite Swarm! Trump was at best a pawn and a failed one. A pussy.
- Trump is a loser. No TRUE Republican™ would 1) lose an election and 2) be unable to stop the counting and 3) not succeed to find the missing votes and 4) fail to lose the false votes. A man does not fail like that.
- This makes Trump a pussy.
- My houseboys who tried to entertain him during his visits to the Flint Mansion reported that he was unable to perform and despite his desperate attempts failed to penetrate the demographic.
Time to move on. We have decent VP candidates for 2024: Ted Cruz (slightly suspicious with the Messican name), Josh Hawley (quite good-looking), Madison Cawthorn (very good-looking) and an obvious Presidential Candidate !! (extremely good-looking I may say)
We don't support losers. Had Trump had more faith than a mustard seed he'd have asked Jesus to secure the second term. Failure to pray is unacceptable. I'll continue to give spiritual advice to the True GOP™. The orange-utang pussy and the hair-dye-guy can keep their bromance to themselves.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: NO MORE LOSERS AND PUSSIES! TIME TO MOVE ON! -
01-15-2021, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Time to move on. We have decent VP candidates for 2024: Ted Cruz (slightly suspicious with the Messican name), Josh Hawley (quite good-looking), Madison Cawthorn (very good-looking) and an obvious Presidential Candidate !! (extremely good-looking I may say)
We don't support losers. Had Trump had more faith than a mustard seed he'd have asked Jesus to secure the second term. Failure to pray is unacceptable. I'll continue to give spiritual advice to the True GOP™. The orange-utang pussy and the hair-dye-guy can keep their bromance to themselves.
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Oh, my; yes indeed, dear . I think that Mr. Cawthorn would make a wonderful President! Why, he has his entire life ahead of him, and he's obviously strong and smart, and he loves . What more could we want?
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: NO MORE LOSERS AND PUSSIES! TIME TO MOVE ON! -
01-15-2021, 09:17 PM
ZEKE! Christ! I need A new RUDY like Asap. You FILL in for now until I GET someone With a real degree.
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A Loser and a Pussy™ Twice impeached
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Re: NO MORE LOSERS AND PUSSIES! TIME TO MOVE ON! -
01-15-2021, 09:34 PM
I Was Looking Thru my Emails and found this -- Rudy was REALLY delinquent about reading them to Me.
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I've just had a nice session with Jesus and He revealed me the name of the next President of the United States. This is 100% sure prophecy!
The next president is: Sleepy Joe Biden!
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If That doesn't TRIGGER a contractile response in the scrotal sac of EVery True Christian then I DON'T know what WILL. Was My No. 2 in the WH in BED with Biden's Deep STATE mobsters all along?! Christians Need to know.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: NO MORE LOSERS AND PUSSIES! TIME TO MOVE ON! -
01-16-2021, 07:14 AM
OK, Didn't want to bring this up but it seems I must. Few remember that Rudy G. used to be a drag queen and guess who was hisherstheirwhatever most faithful and eager customer! Just check this and decide if it's time to put this she-male lover to rest.
Must admit tho that Ruby Giuliani is kinda hot but I'm not into that kind of debauchery.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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A Loser and a Pussy™ Twice impeached
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Re: NO MORE LOSERS AND PUSSIES! TIME TO MOVE ON! -
01-16-2021, 02:20 PM
ZEKE! Accent your home with custom pillows and make yourself the envy of the neighborhood.
Just Talked with my guy Mike Lindell -- if you want IN I can hook you up With a Deal on the most COMFORTABLE sleep loyalty CAN buy. LOW allergen design IS suitable For underground bunkers.
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Re: NO MORE LOSERS AND PUSSIES! TIME TO MOVE ON! -
01-16-2021, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I'm coming back to the U.S. of A. with the pardon right after Inauguration Day. It's also time to set the record straight, totally straight, no homo!
We don't support losers.
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When you look back in time, we have to admit Donald Trump taught we True Christians™ Christianity is all about winning. He told us winning is everything. We like that and we're going with it forever. It's too bad it means we have to throw him under the bus.
The strange thing is, there are still Christians who think our passion for winning is somehow bad for Christianity. They say our obsession with winning and throwing losers under the bus paints a bad image for our faith.
They are wrong. When the football player crosses the goal line and points to God everyone, at least his team's fans, love it. When the boxer who left his opponents brains scrambled thanks God for his victory everyone says "Amen."
Let this be a lesson, we True Christians™ want winners. Republicans who run to make some political point but lose can look elsewhere for support.
Evangelicals’ Fixation on #WINNING (Is Destroying Their Credibility) | Roll to Disbelieve: Evangelicals Are Still Focused on #Winning (patheos.com)
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: NO MORE LOSERS AND PUSSIES! TIME TO MOVE ON! -
01-18-2021, 04:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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Originally Posted by Prayer Warrior
My first question when reading this: why is it that God decided to intervene in this election but allowed Barack Obama and Bill Clinton to get elected?
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Prayer! It is because of my prayersthat Jesus decided to support Donnie despite the majority of the American public being seduced By the demoncrat whoredoms! Our last minute intervention convinced Good Ol' Christ to smite the harlot!
Shout Glory!
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You mentioned previously Donald Trump won because of your prayers. Are to assume you decided not to prayer for him this time around? Surely he'd have won again if you did.
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
When you look back in time, we have to admit Donald Trump taught we True Christians™ Christianity is all about winning. He told us winning is everything. We like that and we're going with it forever. It's too bad it means we have to throw him under the bus.
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Surely this can't mean Biden is our guy now?
As a Trump for President supporter from 2014 I'm very confused by this outcome. I thought Trump was on the verge of proving the election was stolen any day now. Maybe I can just hope the rapture will occur on January 20th (which is, after all a Wednesday) so we don't have to endure a Biden presidency. Though it'd be worth enduring if we're getting a Pastor Ezekiel presidency in 2024.
Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.
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Re: NO MORE LOSERS AND PUSSIES! TIME TO MOVE ON! -
01-18-2021, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Prayer Warrior
You mentioned previously Donald Trump won because of your prayers. Are to assume you decided not to prayer for him this time around? Surely he'd have won again if you did.
Surely this can't mean Biden is our guy now?
As a Trump for President supporter from 2014 I'm very confused by this outcome. I thought Trump was on the verge of proving the election was stolen any day now. Maybe I can just hope the rapture will occur on January 20th (which is, after all a Wednesday) so we don't have to endure a Biden presidency. Though it'd be worth enduring if we're getting a Pastor Ezekiel presidency in 2024.
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Jesus H. Christ! I'm off to the Philippines for some weeks and my teachings are all but forgotten. I prayed for Trump each and every day and Jesus answered richly in the Supreme court, taxation issues, regarding Vlad my good friend and Kim my other good friend, Jesus answered and tried to slow down the spread of homer marriage. I did my best and Jesus did His best but you've gotta do something yourself, as well. Did Trump do that? Let's see. You know the tree by its fruits, the fig tree by its withered dry branches and the Filipino houseboys by their loins. The fruit of the Trump stump was a big-time LOSER. Jesus cursed it like the fig tree. Meanwhile, the loins of my houseboys are doing swell.
Biden is not our guy but all authority comes from Jesus, apparently to get revenge on the Stump for his lack of faith. We'll win eventually, but to get me victorious through the preliminaries in 2024 you've gotta TITHE more. Asap. I also need the jet.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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A Loser and a Pussy™ Twice impeached
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Re: NO MORE LOSERS AND PUSSIES! TIME TO MOVE ON! -
01-18-2021, 06:36 AM
Et tu, Zeke?
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Re: NO MORE LOSERS AND PUSSIES! TIME TO MOVE ON! -
01-18-2021, 07:11 PM
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Et tu, Zeke?
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It is not that he loves Caesar less, but that he loves his country more.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for Vice President in 2024
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Re: NO MORE LOSERS AND PUSSIES! TIME TO MOVE ON! -
01-18-2021, 08:34 PM
Why is he speaking French?
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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A Loser and a Pussy™ Twice impeached
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Re: NO MORE LOSERS AND PUSSIES! TIME TO MOVE ON! -
01-19-2021, 03:55 AM
That is not FRENCH. It's Shakespeare -- Warn and Peace.
Anyway Zeke you can Forget about getting back that loan from the Jet fund. It barely Covered Ivanka's consulting fees. So Impeach me.
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