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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-30-2019, 12:15 AM
A photo surfaces of Pastor Zeke in a compromising position:
Nancy Pelosi is in the background with a very drunk and nude Hillary.
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The US Government establishes a law permitting nudity on the street.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-30-2019, 12:23 AM
Hairy Europeans make actual use of this law.
Fags stage a coup and paint the White House millennial pink.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-30-2019, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim C. Lombardo
Fags stage a coup and paint the White House millennial pink.
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They forcibly sodomize Donald Trump on live television before hanging him.
Next: Every negro in the US suddenly grows twice as large and three times as violent.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-30-2019, 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
Next: Every negro in the US suddenly grows twice as large and three times as violent.
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Uf, Brother Dennis, you should have posted that in the men only section. Excuse me for a moment as I have to compose myself.
Worse? Black females take total control of their men and forbid white females from, you know, taking advantage of black males size and energy. For heavy housework, I mean.
Next: Prada-wearing communist Ocasio-Cortez becomes our next president.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-30-2019, 04:06 AM
..agrees to pay war reparations to Spain
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-30-2019, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
..agrees to pay war reparations to Spain
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...And gives California, Nevada, Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas "back" to Mexico.
Next: President Ocasio-Cortez then gets JFK'd and replaced by her vice president, Ilhan Omar, who immediately institutes sharia law.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-30-2019, 11:12 AM
Instead of public beheadings and stonings, infidels are repetitively penetrated on diamond-studded buttplugs and the Republican Party is overthrown and replaced with Ru-publican's Drag Race; forcibly parading key GOP members in the streets dressed in audacious lady get-up.
An aggressive form of AIDs develops, one can contact it from simply staring at a homer; closeted or out.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-30-2019, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim C. Lombardo
An aggressive form of AIDs develops, one can contact it from simply staring at a homer; closeted or out.
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The new strain of medusa-like queers launch an assassination campaign, infecting key Republican leaders and Baptist pastors with the AIDs to destabilize the United States in preparation for a Mexican invasion.
Next: Donald Trump suddenly resigns, claiming he has no idea what he's doing and that this whole thing was a bad joke that went way too far.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-30-2019, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
Next: Donald Trump suddenly resigns, claiming he has no idea what he's doing and that this whole thing was a bad joke that went way too far.
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Worse: Mike Pence, right after being sworn in, declares himself to be gay and atheist.
Next: Polar Vortex stays over the Midwest for the next two months, bringing even more unbearable cold.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-03-2019, 12:01 PM
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Polar Vortex stays over the Midwest for the next two months, bringing even more unbearable cold.
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Worse: the electric oven you've had installed is suppled with a live rodent that when powered up shorts itself out across the wires causing a surprise explosion - but you can always cook on a fire I suppose, a delicious mutton and black pudding hotpot with cumin and white port (the port in a glass) but you can hardly see anything with no lights and when you get hot candle-wax on your leg the port goes over everything.
Next: Mike Pence arrives
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-10-2019, 10:10 PM
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Next: Mike Pence arrives...
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...without his wife. No dinner for anyone.
Worse: He doesn't drink either.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-11-2019, 03:30 AM
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He doesn't drink..
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Not wishing to embarrass myself and in my haste to close up the absinthe cabinet I trip over the robotic device some idiot left running head first with a bottle still in my hand
Worse: Mrs Mike was only delayed and turns up with her owner's camera
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
11-08-2019, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
Not wishing to embarrass myself and in my haste to close up the absinthe cabinet I trip over the robotic device some idiot left running head first with a bottle still in my hand
Worse: Mrs Mike was only delayed and turns up with her owner's camera
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She finds out her husband had been cheating on her with a dude from Indiana from images in his camera roll. She ghosts him.
Next: A potential date suddenly says their feelings have changed and they decide things won't be compatible after you send them your pic.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
11-09-2019, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by JenNettles
She finds out her husband had been cheating on her with a dude from Indiana from images in his camera roll. She ghosts him.
Next: A potential date suddenly says their feelings have changed and they decide things won't be compatible after you send them your pic.
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The picture is the one in Jen Nettles' profile.
Next: Hilary Clinton decides to run for president again in 2020.
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
11-09-2019, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Dana723
The picture is the one in Jen Nettles' profile.
Next: Hilary Clinton decides to run for president again in 2020.
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Worse: Donald Trump kills her and installs the US under permanent dicktatorship.
Next: The food crisis worsens and strikes the US.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
11-09-2019, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by JenNettles
Worse: Donald Trump kills her and installs the US under permanent dicktatorship.
Next: The food crisis worsens and strikes the US.
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Worse, food is rationed and some people have to get used to what most people consider normal consumption of food, thus reducing morbid obesity among those who've made a lifestyle out of sinful gluttony.
Next: Lori Lightfoot declares her candidacy for the presidency in 2020.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
11-09-2019, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by C. S. Darrow, Esq.
Next: Lori Lightfoot declares her candidacy for the presidency in 2020.
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She loses to Trump, of course, but he suffers a fatal heart attack and ascends to Heaven, leaving the country bereft of his noble stewardship.
Next: Mike Pence takes over and reveals that he has converted to Buddhism.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
11-09-2019, 04:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
She loses to Trump, of course, but he suffers a fatal heart attack and ascends to Heaven, leaving the country bereft of his noble stewardship.
Next: Mike Pence takes over and reveals that he has converted to Buddhism.
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It's Theravada Buddhism and Pence force into law fasting to find ourselves and we all starve. RIP.
Next: Sarah Palin coverts becomes our first Muslim president (beating out Elizabeth Warren) and forces female genital mutilation into law.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
11-09-2019, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by JenNettles
Sarah Palin coverts becomes our first Muslim president (beating out Elizabeth Warren) and forces female genital mutilation into law.
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You had it good while it lasted. Move on.
Next: Jared Kushner converts too.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
11-09-2019, 11:13 PM
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Sarah Palin coverts becomes our first Muslim president
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Listen up fool: Obama was already the first Muslim president, in addition to being the first Negro president and the first president born outside of the United States.
Now, back to the game.
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Next: Jared Kushner converts too.
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He is immediately executed with a scimitar by his imam because those sand people can sniff out Jews no matter what and then they kill them on the spot. As a result, Donald is forced to miss a day on the driving range in order to attend the heathen funeral.
Next: Disney puts out a new Marvel movie with an openly gay superhero in an attempt to recruit our children to the homosexual lifestyle.
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