[handmaiden]

Jan Stawovy of Hempfield, PA understood that God favored Donald J. Trump above all others. Stawovy knew that Trump was supposed to have won the 2020 and even now would be leading our country to greater heights of greatness if not for the interference of Joe Biden and Hilary Clinton working directly at the behest of demons.

So, upstanding that he is, Jan Stawovy went to that bastion of wholesomeness, Dairy Queen, to make a public declaration of support for the Real President©, Donald Trump. And in typical Antifa fashion, the Liberal cucks infiltrating law enforcement arrested a man who was simply exercising his Freedom of Speech.

The real reason that Jan's efforts fell short? Not the fact that he was armed. That sort of thing is supposed to be legal and should have made for a stronger case. This is America, for gosh's sakes! It also wasn't because of the logical disconnect between declaring God's Elect to be King at a place called Dairy Queen. Obviously, he should have chosen Burger King as the setting for his announcement. But with all the press nonsense about the Queen of England, you can understand if Jan got confused.

No, the real problem was the rainbow wig that Jan Stawovy wore. Now, we, , Bible Scholars know that the rainbow belongs to Jesus, but we also know that the Gays grabbed it for themselves. Thus, it is no surprise to me that Jan became confused by a clump of multicolored fake hair at a place named for the highest ranking Gays. They probably put something in the wig that seeped into the poor man's brain.

So, once again, the Gay Agenda has stopped God from establishing His Perfect Will upon this earth. The whole thing makes me weep. But I must gather myself and set aside my tears for forceful action on The Lord's behalf. I must pray.

Please join me in lifting up Jan Stawovy as a sterling example of what Christianity can be once a few fashion adjustments are squared away.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Isn't this just like liberals. Mr. Stawovy merely said he wanted to restore Donald Trump as King and kill all Democrats. The liberal police were all over him immediately. But what for? He had some guns but so what?

Freedom in this country needs to be restored and soon.

[Mary Etheldreda]

I'm praying for Jesus to come back soon, in glory and absolute domination. It's time.