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Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings -
06-19-2008, 05:16 PM
I think he meant that he would pray for your soul, since it seems you have already decided your fate.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings -
06-19-2008, 07:59 PM
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This reminds me of an idea I had . . . a combination mental hospital for homers and a doily factory! Remember I thought of it first!
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It sounds good at first, but would anyone really want a doily that had the GRIDS all over it?
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Your Lexus can't enter into a legal agreement. Marriage is for consenting adults.
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Exactly - consenting! Obviously, no-one in their right mind would ever consent to being sodomised, and so anyone who would is clearly mentally incapacitated, and thus unable to give consent.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings -
06-19-2008, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Exactly - consenting! Obviously, no-one in their right mind would ever consent to being sodomised, and so anyone who would is clearly mentally incapacitated, and thus unable to give consent.
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There are straight couples who enjoy anal intercourse.
And many same-sex couples prefer oral to anal intercourse.
Some straight couples prefer mutual oral to penis/vagina intercourse.
Should a marriage license application include questions about position/orifice/appendage preferences and only be issued to those who list missionary/tallywacker/cooter as their only method of intercourse?
This post has been tagged as a PERV ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings -
06-19-2008, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy
There are straight couples who enjoy anal intercourse.
And many same-sex couples prefer oral to anal intercourse.
Some straight couples prefer mutual oral to penis/vagina intercourse.
Should a marriage license application include questions about position/orifice/appendage preferences and only be issued to those who list missionary/penis/vagina as their only method of intercourse?
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In Godly red states like Virginia, you could be charged with a felony for doing any of those things until unelected liberal activist judges legislated from the bench and forced us normal people to accept such things.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings -
06-19-2008, 09:22 PM
Anybody think it's time to get rid of the "possible" in Lumpy's member title?
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Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings -
06-19-2008, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy
There are straight couples who enjoy anal intercourse.
And many same-sex couples prefer oral to anal intercourse.
Some straight couples prefer mutual oral to penis/vagina intercourse.
Should a marriage license application include questions about position/orifice/appendage preferences and only be issued to those who list missionary/penis/vagina as their only method of intercourse?
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You disgusting pervert. How day your bring this filth into this forum.
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Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings -
06-19-2008, 11:34 PM
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If a forcing a woman to live the rest of her life with the man who violated her is sacred to your god, but a loving relationship between adults is vile simply because they have similar anatomy, then your god is not worthy of worship.
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Lumpy, as usual, you have completely missed the point of the rules that God has laid down for us:
Forcing a rapist to marry his victim is a demonstration of God's wisdom and mercy. Would you rather have her marry somebody else, only to be stoned to death after her marriage for not being a virgin?
If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her... and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid... Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die... Deuteronomy 22:13-24
Besides, the woman's father has to be compensated for the damage inflicted on his property, doesn't he?
God doesn't hate homosexuals because they have sex with those who have similar anatomy. God hates them because they are sinners, and God made them homosexuals as punishment for their sins:
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. Romans 1:26-27
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings -
06-20-2008, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy
There are straight couples who enjoy anal intercourse.
And many same-sex couples prefer oral to anal intercourse.
Some straight couples prefer mutual oral to penis/vagina intercourse.
Should a marriage license application include questions about position/orifice/appendage preferences and only be issued to those who list missionary/tallywacker/cooter as their only method of intercourse?
This post has been tagged as a PERV ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear Lord! I made a mistake when I tagged you as a POSSIBLE PERVERT, you are a BONIFIDE PERVERT and Jesus will never, never forgive you for the language you have subjected the ladies of Landover to! As soon as I change your title, I will assign 666 warning points to your account. DISGUSTED GLENDORA.
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Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings -
06-27-2008, 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs.Momma Glynndie
Dear Lord! I made a mistake when I tagged you as a POSSIBLE PERVERT, you are a BONIFIDE PERVERT
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Mrs.Momma Glynndie, i agrees that Ms.Lumpy is a big fat perv!, but i were thinkings that maybee she got a purposes here, cuz whenever she yappity-yap about sinfull stuff she make it sound so borings, an who wanna do borings stuff? her posts be like reverse psychos, she say "this sin be ok" but then she open her innernet mouths an types the most borings descripshun ever, it could be the funnest sin in the hole wide worlds but she make it sound about as funs as a kitty worm up your butts, all itchy an finger kinda stinky
here be some of her monotones please forgives me for quotin it
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Should a marriage license application include questions about position/orifice/appendage preferences and only be issued to those who list missionary/tallywacker/cooter as their only method of intercourse?
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who no what that sentince mean? no-one no, it will always remain a unholy mistery
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Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings -
06-27-2008, 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Petal
Mrs.Momma Glynndie, i agrees that Ms.Lumpy is a big fat perv!, but i were thinkings that maybee she got a purposes here, cuz whenever she yappity-yap about sinfull stuff she make it sound so borings, an who wanna do borings stuff? her posts be like reverse psychos, she say "this sin be ok" but then she open her innernet mouths an types the most borings descripshun ever, it could be the funnest sin in the hole wide worlds but she make it sound about as funs as a kitty worm up your butts, all itchy an finger kinda stinky
here be some of her monotones please forgives me for quotin it
who no what that sentince mean? no-one no, it will always remain a unholy mistery
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Precious Petal, this is the sort of thing we are trying to protect you from. Here, the homers just started getting married in Sin Fransissyco and you have already added some very unsavory words to your vocabulary (that you'd be better off without).
Anyway, I am reminded of a little children's jump-rope rhyme that goes...
Ice Cream, Lemonade, around the corner Fudge is made. Jesus doesn't want folks to tamper with their fudge factory. But homers just can't seem to leave that Devil's Dungeon alone.
PS You might want to ask one of our male pastors some of the more gritty questions, but explain first why you are asking or you might get a spanking!
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Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings -
06-27-2008, 05:31 AM
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PS You might want to ask one of our male pastors some of the more gritty questions, but explain first why you are asking or you might get a spanking!
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Mother Glynndie, you'd think that it being gritty would be one of the first clues to those sodomites that they were DOING IT WRONG!!
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Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings -
06-27-2008, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy
There are straight couples who enjoy anal intercourse.
And many same-sex couples prefer oral to anal intercourse.
Some straight couples prefer mutual oral to penis/vagina intercourse.
Should a marriage license application include questions about position/orifice/appendage preferences and only be issued to those who list missionary/tallywacker/cooter as their only method of intercourse?
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And EXACTLY (we want DETAILS) is it that YOU know what OTHER couples do behind closed doors, Missy??
Do you sit around with your other Hell-bound "friends" discussing those things while eating bon-bons and getting fat and nasty? Marriage is a SACRED bond, which is given by GOD'S good graces!! God would NEVER approve of two weiners knocking each other around or poking in places they do not belong. Taking it up the poop-chute is an ABOMINATION!!!! Seed is to be spilled in a cooter and NOWHERE ELSE!!! It is for procreation, not recreation!
You need your mouth washed out with soap, Missy!!
Lev 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
Jesus is watching you masturbate.
Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.
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Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings -
06-27-2008, 12:32 PM
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And EXACTLY (we want DETAILS) is it that YOU know what OTHER couples do behind closed doors, Missy??
Do you sit around with your other Hell-bound "friends" discussing those things while eating bon-bons and getting fat and nasty? Marriage is a SACRED bond, which is given by GOD'S good graces!! God would NEVER approve of two weiners knocking each other around or poking in places they do not belong. Taking it up the poop-chute is an ABOMINATION!!!! Seed is to be spilled in a cooter and NOWHERE ELSE!!! It is for procreation, not recreation!
You need your mouth washed out with soap, Missy!!
Lev 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
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Amen sister R!! And as for those so-called "straight" people who debase themselves by indulging in the perverted acts of queers, God hates them TOO!
Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Also, we are commanded to avoid degenerates of all kind. That's another reason why our Godly church boasts "Unsaved, Unwelcome" in huge letters above our front door! Praise Jesus!!
1Cor:9-11
I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings -
06-27-2008, 01:49 PM
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Amen sister R!! And as for those so-called "straight" people who debase themselves by indulging in the perverted acts of queers, God hates them TOO!
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Preach it, Pastor! How can God stand those things, when He hates even otherwise normal marital relations when performed during that time of the month?
Lev. 18:19, 29: Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness. * * * For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit [them] shall be cut off from among their people.
Lev. 20:18: And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.
If you read the entire chapters, you'll see that such activity is lumped in with faggotry. God is very strict about what even married people are allowed to do with their tallywhackers and baby chutes, and if you disobey His perfect law, you're no better than a P Street rump ranger.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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