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Re: Is Barack Obama a Cannibal? -
03-12-2008, 10:18 PM
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Re: Is Barack Obama a Cannibal? -
03-12-2008, 10:32 PM
Brother MontyWorth, why does that "Man" have his teeth up his nose?
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Re: Is Barack Obama a Cannibal? -
03-12-2008, 10:32 PM
Just a thought, but when was the last time anyone saw or heard from Dennis Kusinich?
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Re: Is Barack Obama a Cannibal? -
03-12-2008, 10:35 PM
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Re: Is Barack Obama a Cannibal? -
03-12-2008, 10:40 PM
Dennis is probably somewhere praying thanks to Satan for such a looker of a wife in spite of his ventriloquist dummy appearance.
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03-13-2008, 03:57 PM
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Dennis is probably somewhere praying thanks to Satan for such a looker of a wife in spite of his ventriloquist dummy appearance.
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Someone once jokingly stated that he must have a tallywhacker as large as a pure blooded buck negroidial straight out of the congo. I considered the possibility for one second, but realized that no woman with those looks, even a secular harlot, would even allow things to get to the point where should could witness his manhood.
Perhaps she is some kind of succubus sex slave summoned by him. Only a high priest of Satanism or level 70 mormon conjurer who put all his skill points into demonology and had the appropriate magic gear could do such a feat. A satanist would wear dark make-up, dress in black, show obvious signs of cutting, and would have summoned a male demon. A goblins, which I originally figured Dennis was, would like-wise be a homer just like any other spawn of Hell. Do you think he is a Mormon?
What are his ties with Jap land? Could his wife be some jap made sexbot?
The only other rational thing I can think of is that he killed her, let her sink into death enough to witness the Fires of Hell, and using witchery to keep her alive forced her to be his bride on the threat of ending his spell and letting her soul plummet to Hell.
No matter what the case is I am very uncomfortable with the fact that a creature such as Ku sinich is allowed to walk the streets unharmed. Clearly a man that looks like that can't have such a wife. It's as clear as night and day that he is in league with some ungodliness, yet the lieberla secularist just let him continue on like they don't even notice.
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Re: Is Barack Obama a Cannibal? -
03-13-2008, 04:21 PM
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Thank god Huckabee backed out. Even if Obama is a cannibal he would make better choices than: Huckabee, Nader, and McCain. It's sad how close minded and RACIST you all can be
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Please! A True Christian never backs out. He simply "changes his base."
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Re: Is Barack Obama a Cannibal? -
03-14-2008, 04:29 AM
As this secret dispatch from the Huffingglue Post indicates, the Big Jewry-controlled liberal media been aware of Osambo's unorthodox culinary habits for several months now, suppressing it as best they could... but they can only hold the lid down so long. The truth is coming out and it's going to rock this nation to the core.
Brother Monty, you are a modern-day Woodward N. Bernstein!
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Re: Is Barack Obama a Cannibal? -
03-14-2008, 12:47 PM
Is it just me, or do all cannibals look alike? CURIOUS GLENDORA
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03-14-2008, 03:13 PM
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Is it just me, or do all cannibals look alike? CURIOUS GLENDORA
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It's just you.
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Re: Is Barack Obama a Cannibal? -
03-14-2008, 07:11 PM
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O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Is Barack Obama a Cannibal? -
03-14-2008, 07:36 PM
Maybe Obama ate them.
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Maybe Obama ate them.
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03-14-2008, 07:58 PM
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Do you actually suffer from some kind of a medical condition preventing you from being able to make thought-provoking or worthwhile posts? Did you have a selective lobotomy to remove all the interesting parts of your brain?
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No. And you?
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03-14-2008, 08:04 PM
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03-14-2008, 08:48 PM
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If you're not getting gentle hint form our kind and understanding Brother Temperance he is saying you are becoming quite the bore with your sulky three word posts to the point that they are starting to become unacceptable spam.
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Re: Is Barack HUSSEIN Obama a Cannibal? -
08-28-2013, 03:10 AM
Time to reopen this investigation.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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