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Default The 2nd sphincter - 04-27-2019, 09:57 AM

Friends, I have heard rumors on the Internet about a fabled place that is considered by some a homosexual nirvana. We all know from the testimony of one or two - in fact many - of our senior Church members, and Pastors and several Republican Congressmen, about the pleasures of the sphincter. Desires that may only be quenched by the animal lust of penetration or being penetrated by a male organ. With God's help it is a temptation we resist every day.

However, I am appalled to inform you of another place - a 2nd sphincter, deep, deep inside the anal pouch. You see, the anus is a ring of muscle that automatically clamps onto an intruding entity. Given time to loosen up, and given an intruding organ of significant length, there is apparantly a second opening in a secret passage sometimes referred to as the sigmoid that can be entered only by the knowledgable. For those it is considered the next level of homosexuality that gives access to higher levels of sexual gratification than ever known previously.
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https://forum.emptyclosets.com/index...incter.325122/
I have a doc johnson 18"crystal jelly (1.7"D), I had practiced with cucumbers up to 15", until I could get them all the way in, it hurt a bit, but I took my time, relaxed, and relubed a couple times. I just got this 18" dildo two days ago. first day I got 15" in, today I took it all, my eyes about popped out! I LOVE IT, many people ask why someone would want to go that deep, they don't know what they are missing. You can do it, just relax, when it stops,back off an inch or two,and try again.
I urge you Brothers in good faith to not think about this matter at all. Don't think about what it feels like to enter the 2nd chamber, don't think for a moment about having that button pressed deep inside you that releases all the tension. Tighten up, get to your prayer closets, sit and pray hard.
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