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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-10-2012, 01:37 AM

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I'm not sure which translation of the bible you're referencing, but I assure you, there is such a scripture labeled "Palms!" I cannot urge your enough to purchase the Good Book as soon as possible so that you can begin your soul's healing.

P.S. I am happy that we agree female orgasms are bad...please don't get me started on female ejaculation!
I have two questions for you:

1. Why are you mocking God by making up books of the Bible?

2. Why do you roll holly? Do you smoke it and get high? Is that why you are mocking God, or do you just hate Him for expecting you to follow His Laws?


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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-10-2012, 02:48 AM

I look upon my past with disgust but I have seen first hand whilst I was sinful unsaved trash that satan DOES give women orgasms - whores have orgasms - our women in Christ do not. Whores moan and make disgusting blasphemous noises that our God is definitely appalled by.

Let me tell you now, when Christ gives me my wife, she will not need to be told more than once.
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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-11-2012, 01:25 AM

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I have two questions for you:

1. Why are you mocking God by making up books of the Bible?

2. Why do you roll holly? Do you smoke it and get high? Is that why you are mocking God, or do you just hate Him for expecting you to follow His Laws?
I thought Holly was toxic, oh well they all seem to think that if it's green it should be smoked.


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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-11-2012, 11:37 PM

Any women with an orgasm must continue to pray for salvation. In the wake of her evil orgasm, she will feel content and wish to cuddle. Do not let this Satanic evil accomplish this - as Christians we must continue to pray for the salvation of our women.
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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-11-2012, 11:42 PM

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Any women with an orgasm must continue to pray for salvation. In the wake of her evil orgasm, she will feel content and wish to cuddle. Do not let this Satanic evil accomplish this - as Christians we must continue to pray for the salvation of our women.
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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-12-2012, 02:36 AM

Well why do men get to enjoy sex?
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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-12-2012, 03:07 AM

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Well why do men get to enjoy sex?
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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-12-2012, 04:20 PM

I completely agree. In fact sex as a whole is so disgusting an evil that you guys should just stop having sex altogether
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I completely agree. In fact sex as a whole is so disgusting an evil that you guys should just stop having sex altogether
Trust me friend when I say I have given up sex with women since I have found The Lord.



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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-12-2012, 09:44 PM

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Trust me friend when I say I have given up sex with women since I have found The Lord.
Snowbunny makes a very good point...

I'm so happy that you decided that you should not have sex! One less of you lunatics reproducing!!!

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Satan doesn't give me orgasms...My dead sexy fiance does....

Women on here, just to let you know...the only reason why these guys are brainwashing you to believe this is cause they SUCK IN BED!
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Satan doesn't give me orgasms...My dead sexy fiance does....
Satan is of course behind your necrophiliac urges.



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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-12-2012, 09:52 PM

Also, WTF Daisy Mae? Your avatar is a pic of Daisy Mae from Beverly Hillbillies, who wore tight clothes, flaunted her big titties, showed a lot of skin and the idea of her was supposed to get every guy a little tight in the britches if you know what I mean wink wink. So uh, doesn't seem very True Christian of you
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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-12-2012, 09:57 PM

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I think that you mean nymphomania....I don't like to have sex with dead bodies thank you very much. I would imagine they they are kinda cold and unresponsive. I also don't imagine dead people give very good oral sex.
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Snowbunny makes a very good point...

I'm so happy that you decided that you should not have sex! One less of you lunatics reproducing!!!

[*Unnecessary vile text removed*]

Satan doesn't give me orgasms...My dead sexy fiance does....

Women on here, just to let you know...the only reason why these guys are brainwashing you to believe this is cause they SUCK IN BED!
No that is homers that are thinking of.


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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-12-2012, 10:33 PM

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No that is homers that are thinking of.
Ooppss sorry...the showerhead comment was a little over the top.

Last time I checked the definition of "good in bed" was the partners ability to make the other person climax.

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...I don't like to have sex with dead bodies thank you very much...
How many attempts did it take you to determine that?



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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-12-2012, 10:42 PM

yo this sheyonce i think you should keep the baby okay


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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-12-2012, 10:55 PM

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yo this sheyonce i think you should keep the baby okay
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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 01-12-2012, 11:35 PM

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How many attempts did it take you to determine that?
One would assume. You missed the "I imagine" part. Must be blind and stupid.
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Default Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! - 03-22-2012, 09:39 PM

Only satan gives women orgasms!?
I'm pretty sure guys get the same thing; its called a boner. That's how you can tell guys are having sexual thoughts. Plus, there are human fluids involved during masturbation.
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