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Originally Posted by Tanya Fairywings
I'm British.
Do you guys actually want me here?
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Being British isn't absolutely the worst thing. You do speak a form of American, even if you have altered it in some strange ways.
The key point is to stay away from the Church of England heresy. It's bad enough that it is a perverse falsification of the True Faith, but having a woman as its head is beyond the pale.
As the Apostle Paul has pointed out, men are the heads of things (with the male Lord and Savior being the biggest head) and women are squishy, oft-times yucky bodies to be ordered about.
So, if you steer clear of all the monarchy nonsense, learn to talk right and maybe fix up your teeth a little, you could find a place here in the Landover Baptist Church community.
Also, remember that it's "soccer", not "football" (unless it is football) and baseball is a real game whereas cricket is a simplified version made up to amuse very young and uncoordinated children.