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Yes, I Am Sharing This Beautiful Hymn With you! -
09-04-2021, 03:22 PM
Yes, it is I, Harsha Shah and I am happy because I am now fully vaccinated and I am feeling safe once again. Yes, I am hoping that I am not offending you, but I have been listening to beautiful hymns. The hymns of the religions are like the blind men and the elephant. Yes, that is a beautiful parable that some of you might have been hearing somewhere. In that story one blind man is touching the trunk of an elephant and thinking that is a hose, and another is feeling the tail and thinking that it is a broom. Yes, I hope that I am not offending you but I am thinking that any religion can be producing beautiful art and now the Pastafarian religion that quite a few of my friends are following can its own hymn. Yes, perhaps some of the men in the story of the blind men and the elephant that some of you may have been reading are pastafarians who are touching the few hairs of the elephant and thinking that it is spaghetti, yes. Everyone is seeing a small portion of the truth and only by working together and with the science can we be approaching it. I am sharing the beautiful song "He flies" here, and I am hoping that I am not offending you because of the pronoun "he" that these people have been choosing to be representing the Spaghetti monster. I am thinking that the pronoun can also be she or it or they or you can be choosing your own, yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLIVwnncCA0&t=83s
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A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!
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Re: Yes, I Am Sharing This Beautiful Hymn With you! -
09-04-2021, 04:06 PM
Dear Miss Shah: Kindly remove that blasphemous video from this sacred site — immediately — or, I shall be forced to report you to one of our very dedicated, highly-capable moderators!
The only type of music that should be appearing on is music that glorifies the — such as this:
As for your drivel about the elephant and the broom, don't you think it's time that you cleaned up your act, Dear? You aren't getting any younger, you know; and, your chances to avoid the fires of eternal (which you so assuredly deserve) are dwindling quickly!
Isaiah 55:6 "Seek ye the while he may be found, call ye upon while he is near:"
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Yes, I Am Sharing This Beautiful Hymn With you! -
09-05-2021, 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Dear Miss Shah: Kindly remove that blasphemous video from this sacred site — immediately — or, I shall be forced to report you to one of our very dedicated, highly-capable moderators!
Isaiah 55:6 "Seek ye the while he may be found, call ye upon while he is near:"
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My goodness, yes! Remove that video. God will not be mocked and something thunderous will happen to you Mrs. Shaw.
We need more music like that which you posted, Sister Isabella. Our music needs to condemn sin and rejoice in the Resurrection.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Yes, I Am Sharing This Beautiful Hymn With you! -
09-05-2021, 04:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Harsha Shah
Yes, it is I, Harsha Shah and I am happy because I am now fully vaccinated and I am feeling safe once again. Yes, I am hoping that I am not offending you, but I have been listening to beautiful hymns. The hymns of the religions are like the blind men and the elephant. Yes, that is a beautiful parable that some of you might have been hearing somewhere. In that story one blind man is touching the trunk of an elephant and thinking that is a hose, and another is feeling the tail and thinking that it is a broom. Yes, I hope that I am not offending you but I am thinking that any religion can be producing beautiful art and now the Pastafarian religion that quite a few of my friends are following can its own hymn. Yes, perhaps some of the men in the story of the blind men and the elephant that some of you may have been reading are pastafarians who are touching the few hairs of the elephant and thinking that it is spaghetti, yes. Everyone is seeing a small portion of the truth and only by working together and with the science can we be approaching it. I am sharing the beautiful song "He flies" here, and I am hoping that I am not offending you because of the pronoun "he" that these people have been choosing to be representing the Spaghetti monster. I am thinking that the pronoun can also be she or it or they or you can be choosing your own, yes. [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLIVwnncCA0&t=83s[/url]
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Blind men and elephants? That doesn't sound very Biblical unless you're hinting at Behemoth being an elephant? That creature and blind persons however do not appear together in the scriptural record. If you're thinking of a different story, though, we're probably not going to read it. You mentioned the word "safe" which surprised me. Are you still in Scotland? If you've met any levitating Scotsmen recently, I'd be curious about what they'd put in their pasta and suspect you may have eaten some. Macaroni would make a change from deep-fried haggis washed down with melted Mars bars admittedly but enamelled colanders are a health hazard, especially if chosen to complement your outfit since the pigments may contain arsenic, bismuth and even antimony which can leach out from the glaze and into your head.
Or food. Lead however is no longer used in food preparation among Caledonians. There was a tacky modulation ą at 2:05 out of 7 flats into the Ionian mode which I found shamelessly transparent. If the Scots are trying to seduce you with meretricious wizardry of that sort, it's wise to be circumspect in regard to their motives. You are in our prayers and I for one am prepared to overlook your unfortunate choice of hymn. Do Jains have hymns?
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Re: Yes, I Am Sharing This Beautiful Hymn With you! -
09-05-2021, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
There was a tacky modulationą at 2:05 out of 7 flats into the Ionian mode which I found shamelessly transparent. If the Scots are trying to seduce you with meretricious wizardry of that sort, it's wise to be circumspect in regard to their motives.
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Quite Sister. Plus her voice has all the emotion of a McDonalds commercial. Waxing lyrical about the crispiness of the french fries or the al dente-ness of the pasta may help pass the intermission, but it won't cut it for the faithful who are hungry for the main course. Fortunately we can all feast on Jesus, praise the Lord!
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Re: Yes, I Am Sharing This Beautiful Hymn With you! -
09-05-2021, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
My goodness, yes! Remove that video. God will not be mocked and something thunderous will happen to you Mrs. Shaw.
We need more music like that which you posted, Sister Isabella. Our music needs to condemn sin and rejoice in the Resurrection.
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Oh, amen and amen, dear Brother Mayor Hold! The world needs to hear about the glorious life, death, and resurrection of our and — . Frankly, I think one of the easiest ways of spreading the Gospel is through the ministry of song. It is my prayer that the truths from Almighty shall reach those who are wallowing in sin (including our dear, lost Miss Shah), as they listen to the wooing of the , as He gathers those who will forsake sin and seek ! What better contentment is there than to abandon sin and to walk with for the rest of our days?
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Yes, I Am Sharing This Beautiful Hymn With you! -
09-06-2021, 12:10 AM
Sometimes I think people only listen to the "electro Swing" because they've never heard real music. And what could be more real than Jesus?
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Re: Yes, I Am Sharing This Beautiful Hymn With you! -
09-06-2021, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
Sometimes I think people only listen to the "electro Swing" because they've never heard real music. And what could be more real than Jesus?
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Oh, yes! You are so correct here, dear Sister Mitza. I cannot think of anything more real — or more glorious — than the risen . This fact is particularly even more encouraging, when one considers how He was never tempted to sin, even when the devil was near ! I guess one could say that even would rather have !
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Yes, I Am Sharing This Beautiful Hymn With you! -
09-06-2021, 12:23 AM
I like Christian songs with a message. This is one such song, Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life:
Larry's Country Diner - Bobby Bare sings "Drop Kick Me Jesus" - YouTube
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Yes, I Am Sharing This Beautiful Hymn With you! -
09-06-2021, 12:28 AM
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Who could forget the line "Make me a piece of your master game plan". Ahh drop kick me Jesus.
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Re: Yes, I Am Sharing This Beautiful Hymn With you! -
09-06-2021, 12:32 AM
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Oh, my! That is such a lovely song, dear Brother Mayor Hold. I am not ashamed to admit that it has brought tears to my aged eyes (really, it did); and, for that, I do thank you for such a lovely musical offering.
I am reminded of a video that some senior citizens made, as a way of appealing to the lost young people, to extend the ministry to the sinful youth of today. I shall include it below. It's not what I usually listen to, though, what with my record collection that is full of Norma Zimmer long-playing albums and such; but, may use this to bless you, and anyone else would enjoys music that glorifies .
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Yes, I Am Sharing This Beautiful Hymn With you! -
09-06-2021, 05:35 AM
I've always been partial to the vocal stylings of our dear, departed Sister Tammy Faye Baker:
What an inspiring message! And her story about making a cactus flower bloom a few days early by praying is as convincing as any testimony I have ever heard for the power of prayer.
I'll admit, this video brought a tear to my eye, and I'm a very manly man.
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