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Default Re: Furry Sinner Whine - 06-12-2009, 07:45 PM
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And your point being? Are you seriously trying to criticize God?
Mocking God dear pastor? Never Child, NEVER. But I will surely remember not to except any invitations to a pot luck dinner at your church.. The flesh of human children is not my cup of tea. Call it a pet peeve of this good Christian soul.
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Default Re: Furry Sinner Whine - 06-12-2009, 10:31 PM
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Mocking God dear pastor? Never Child, NEVER. But I will surely remember not to except any invitations to a pot luck dinner at your church.. The flesh of human children is not my cup of tea. Call it a pet peeve of this good Christian soul.
Not much of a Christian soul are you? DEU 28:53 And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:




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