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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 04-12-2011, 03:50 AM

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This thread is the most HYPOCRITICAL thread I have ever seen in my life.
How so?
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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 04-12-2011, 04:01 AM

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dont you use facebook? if you do, then consider your soul destroyed.


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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 04-12-2011, 04:21 AM

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dont you use facebook? if you do, then consider your soul destroyed.
I do not. Pastor Ezekiel, Cranky Old Man and myself gave it up.

I hear a couple of our members still Sinbook, but I would rather not gossip.
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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 04-12-2011, 04:41 AM

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I do not. Pastor Ezekiel, Cranky Old Man and myself gave it up.

I hear a couple of our members still Sinbook, but I would rather not gossip.
so, can any of you explain the facebook bookmark link at the bottom of the page if you dont have anything to do with facebook?


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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 04-12-2011, 04:50 AM

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so, can any of you explain the facebook bookmark link at the bottom of the page if you dont have anything to do with facebook?
I dunno. It must be part of the software.
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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 04-12-2011, 05:57 AM

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I dunno. It must be part of the software.
hahaha!


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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 04-17-2011, 05:19 AM

I thank God that I found this forum...first thing I plan on doing is washing my Children's mouths out for ever going on that site! The last thing a parent would want is for their kids to turn in to little demons for Satan!
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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 04-17-2011, 05:23 AM

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I thank God that I found this forum...first thing I plan on doing is washing my Children's mouths out for ever going on that site! The last thing a parent would want is for their kids to turn in to little demons for Satan!
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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 04-17-2011, 06:15 AM

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From you mouth to God's ears. Truer words were never spoken.
Thank you for those encouraging words, Pastor.

Side note of truth: My kids are grounded to nothing but Bible literature. If they consider that punishment, they will get more. They should feel privileged to read about their God = nourishment for their souls!!
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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 04-17-2011, 09:32 AM

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I don't ever want to read this so-called Book of Faces.Sounds like trouble and an easy way to eternal damnation to me.

I'll just stick with the good old book, The Holy KJV1611 Bible. I know THAT will keep me safe.
Words of wisdom, Sister! There are so many EVIL people on the internet, even on this site! Look at the hordes of Unsaved Trash and you can find out for yourself! (that's TRUE science there!)
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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 04-21-2011, 02:17 AM

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I agree with you Brother Billy. All those harlots, posting pictures of themselves in all sorts of lewd and abominal positions, just luring good, decent men into their "inter" webs of whoredom. A B.I.C. is not safe at all even venturing there at risk of becoming victim to all these girls offering themselves up for rape.

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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 04-21-2011, 02:36 AM

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Facebook was created as a way for rapists to find victims -nothing more.
That is non-sense. A niche group of non-Christians may use it for such devious purposes but that is most certainly not why it was created.

My apologies if your post was not 100% literal.


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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 04-21-2011, 03:00 AM

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That is non-sense. A niche group of non-Christians may use it for such devious purposes but that is most certainly not why it was created.

My apologies if your post was not 100% literal.
Facebook is all about the spread of atheism. I feel like I need a shower every time I leave there as I try to plug my sweaty fingers into it, stopping it like a dyke cracking.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 04-21-2011, 03:30 AM

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Facebook is all about the spread of atheism.
It is about communicating with other people, it is not about spreading atheism. It may happen but that is not what it is about.

I will pray for you tonight, that God may forgive your sinful pride .


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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 04-21-2011, 03:37 AM

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It is about communicating with other people, it is not about spreading atheism. It may happen but that is not what it is about.

I will pray for you tonight, that God may forgive your sinful pride .
I fail to see my sin of pride. I tell you I am constantly bombarded by monkey worshiping darwinist hordes all the time. At some point you have to cut them loose like Jesus tells us in Matthew 10:14-15.

God is going to strike them blind and then burn them with fire and brimstone. Hallelujah!


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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 05-10-2011, 03:16 PM

I made a facebook profile about one and a half year ago.
I have regretted that ever since.
I even got a "friend" request from some random 50 year old thai woman who said in a message that he is "interested" in meeting me!
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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 05-04-2013, 03:40 PM

It's funny how you say this, even though there is a large banner saying 'LIKE US ON FACEBOOK OR BURN IN HELL' on all pages of your forum..


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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 05-04-2013, 03:43 PM

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It's funny how you say this, even though there is a large banner saying 'LIKE US ON FACEBOOK OR BURN IN HELL' on all pages of your forum..
What exactly is "funny" about burning in Hell!?


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 05-04-2013, 04:05 PM

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What exactly is "funny" about burning in Hell!?
You're going off topic, I'm saying that its funny how you say Facebook is the work of the devil even though you clearly state that you want people to like your churches page on Facebook.....


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Default Re: Facebook can DESTROY your soul! - 05-04-2013, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicCarp View Post
You're going off topic, I'm saying that its funny how you say Facebook is the work of the devil even though you clearly state that you want people to like your churches page on Facebook.....
Here we are back trying to play "gotcha!" with True Christians™. Jesus calls upon us to bring the Good News about His temporary sacrifice for my sins in a variety of sinful places. I spend about 1/3 of my time sharing God's Holy Word with the slants of Red China, Japan, and all those other heathen "countries." I risk my life every day as a Christian! But I carry one God's Work because He orders it!

Ditto Facebook. Now move on.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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