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What Is A Douche / Douchebag ? (WARNING : UNSETTLING IMAGES!) -
01-01-2012, 05:19 AM
Friends,
I have seen many people hurling the word 'Douche' or 'Douchebag' around as an insult, not realising what this word means, or how offensive it is.
HERE is what a Douche REALLY is -
(Ladies, look away NOW!)
You can see clearly from the last two images that it is something used by homosexuals, but probably NOT for the reason you probably think.
A Douche (or Douchebag) is a device used by homosexuals to inject / squirt animal feces / human (or dog) vomit / animal semen / human blood or animal waste into their anus.
The 'douche' part in the shape of a dildo is inserted into the fag's anus, and the 'bag' part is then filled with animal feces / vomit / animal semen / human blood, and then attached to the 'douche' part, and used to fill the man's bowels with whatever disgusting mixture the fag desires. Sometimes I have even heard of them using a mixture of fish guts and vomit, or the innards of dead animals.
Fags do this because they are MENTALLY ILL, and because they are ALL SICK PERVERTS. I can think of no other reason to do something THAT disgusting!
If ANYONE uses the word 'douche' or 'douchebag' as an insult word towards you, please remember what it REALLY means, and what it is used for, and respond appropriately, because this is a VERY SERIOUS and ABUSIVE insult to use against anyone!
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Re: What Is A Douche / Douchebag ? (WARNING : UNSETTLING IMAGES!) -
01-01-2012, 05:20 AM
I always thought it was some kind of French hat.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What Is A Douche / Douchebag ? (WARNING : UNSETTLING IMAGES!) -
01-01-2012, 06:25 AM
I knew it had something to do with fishy odor, but I thought it was a scent proof bag that fishermen used. Wow, some of those look like sippy cups and some look like kazoos. I never knew.
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Re: What Is A Douche / Douchebag ? (WARNING : UNSETTLING IMAGES!) -
01-01-2012, 06:40 AM
I just had Mrs. Fore throw away our turkey baster.
Disgusting!
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Re: What Is A Douche / Douchebag ? (WARNING : UNSETTLING IMAGES!) -
01-01-2012, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy
Fags do this because they are MENTALLY ILL, and because they are ALL SICK PERVERTS. I can think of no other reason to do something THAT disgusting!
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Surely they identify with the women in the old ads:
Note how the female characters in these advertisements are hopelessly rejected by the strong, masculine characters for their failings. Note also how they don't seem to understand what they're doing wrong - they just know they're disappointing people. It should come as no surprise that the douche has become the favored toy of the homo. It's something they can identify with - trying to wash away the disgusting stench of their personality.
What they need is Jesus. Christ is the only thing that can cure them.
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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy
If ANYONE uses the word 'douche' or 'douchebag' as an insult word towards you, please remember what it REALLY means, and what it is used for, and respond appropriately, because this is a VERY SERIOUS and ABUSIVE insult to use against anyone!
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Quite.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What Is A Douche / Douchebag ? (WARNING : UNSETTLING IMAGES!) -
01-01-2012, 03:03 PM
Don't French women use them after meals to clean their private parts? I always think of France when I hear those words.
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Re: What Is A Douche / Douchebag ? (WARNING : UNSETTLING IMAGES!) -
01-01-2012, 08:44 PM
Oh my! What will the homers think of next?
1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
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Re: What Is A Douche / Douchebag ? (WARNING : UNSETTLING IMAGES!) -
01-04-2012, 06:29 PM
Contrary to popular opinion, this man is NOT a douchebag:
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: What Is A Douche / Douchebag ? (WARNING : UNSETTLING IMAGES!) -
01-04-2012, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Contrary to popular opinion, this man is NOT a douchebag:...
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Reverend, where is the warning to True Christians™ to NOT Google Rick Santorum's name? Without such a warning, innocent minds could be corrupted by Googling Rick Santorum's last name. All around the world, people Googling Rick Santorum's last name have been met with a mental image of the most foul and perverse nature.
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Re: What Is A Douche / Douchebag ? (WARNING : UNSETTLING IMAGES!) -
01-05-2012, 04:13 AM
How can someone even invent such a thing?!
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Re: What Is A Douche / Douchebag ? (WARNING : UNSETTLING IMAGES!) -
01-05-2012, 11:15 PM
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How can someone even invent such a thing?!
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Because Fags are perverts, and they arent happy unless they're squirting all manner of foul concoctions up their rear-end. From animal vomit to baby feces, from fish oil to soy sauce, from jello to pig intestines, there probably isn't anything these sickos HAVEN'T put in a douche, and pumped into their bowels. It's revolting!
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