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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
03-19-2011, 01:28 PM
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i own a soccer team and i would rather spend my sundays there
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Friend, what are you doing here?
Put a cork in it, will you.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
03-21-2011, 08:02 AM
This sport used to be good, but it was tainted by satan and money.
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03-22-2011, 04:01 AM
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This sport used to be good, but it was tainted by satan and money.
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Nonsense. Soccer was invented by hairy European women while they were waiting for their pansy husbands to cook dinner.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
03-24-2011, 01:46 PM
"Soccer players are lazy"
Only Manchester City to be honest.
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03-24-2011, 03:01 PM
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"Soccer players are lazy" Only Manchester City to be honest.
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Badmouthing is never honest. And no, all soccer players are lazy. No exceptions.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
03-25-2011, 09:37 PM
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Yea, if you're a queer.
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Ok, you found ONE gay ref.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
03-25-2011, 09:54 PM
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This sport used to be good, but it was tainted by satan and money.
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I don't see any money here, but I see lot of Satan.
These simple minded people are possessed and loose their mind every time some fag in the field touches ball.
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03-27-2011, 05:48 AM
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Ok, you found ONE gay ref.
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Nice try, demon. Just like satan wants to convince us that he doesn't exist, the queers want to make us believe that there are few if any limp-wristed nancyboys in the world. Soccer is rife with the radical homer menace. Read THIS.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
04-15-2011, 01:04 AM
I like the soccer and I am confused that if I should not watch the soccer anymore because God hates the soccer, what should I do ?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
04-15-2011, 01:10 AM
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I like the soccer and I am confused that if I should not watch the soccer anymore because God hates the soccer, what should I do ?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
04-15-2011, 01:15 AM
Is it because he supports Rangers and they're not doing very well?
Why do you read King James bible, didn't King James write it?
I'm a bit confused with this.
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04-15-2011, 01:22 AM
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Is it because he supports Rangers and they're not doing very well?
Why do you read King James bible, didn't King James write it?
I'm a bit confused with this.
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Why are you talk of Chuck Norris?
I'm more confuse than you.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
04-15-2011, 01:29 AM
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Why are you talk of Chuck Norris?
I'm more confuse than you.
YIC, Mari - (in a baaaaad mood cos of what her cousin Macarena the harlot have done today and I'm gonna kill that bitch sorry of you are minding this is no against anybody just that bitch Macarena...)
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Hello!
Sorry, I didn't mention Chuck Norris. Who is he?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
04-15-2011, 01:37 AM
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Hello!
Sorry, I didn't mention Chuck Norris. Who is he?
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I think you'll find the word 'Rangers' is little known outside of your little pisspot of an island and most foreigners, like poor ignorant María, wil think of the Texas Rangers - Chuck Norris I presume, TV, don't watch that crap myself.
I think that's what she means.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
04-15-2011, 01:45 AM
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I think you'll find the word 'Rangers' is little known outside of your little pisspot of an island and most foreigners, like poor ignorant María, wil think of the Texas Rangers - Chuck Norris I presume, TV, don't watch that crap myself.
I think that's what she means.
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I don't watch much TV myself. I thought the "little pisspot" remark was a little uncalled for, have I offended you in some way?
If I have, please forgive me, I never meant to.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
04-15-2011, 01:57 AM
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I don't watch much TV myself. I thought the "little pisspot" remark was a little uncalled for, have I offended you in some way?
If I have, please forgive me, I never meant to.
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Pisspot island - you're British aren't you? YOur IP certainly says so.
Can you honestly say that the UK is anything else???!?
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04-15-2011, 02:09 AM
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Pisspot island - you're British aren't you? YOur IP certainly says so.
Can you honestly say that the UK is anything else???!?
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By jove old chap, remember your roots my boy!
Yes I live on an island called Britain.
But I live on Gods earth. Does it matter where upon this place I live?
If I say to you that the USA is far superior to Britain, would that satisfy you?
If it is a need you have in yourself then I shall oblidge.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
04-15-2011, 02:15 AM
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By jove old chap, remember your roots my boy!
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He is no a tree!
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Yes I live on an island called Britain.
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Oh, Sorry to hear that.
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But I live on Gods earth. Does it matter where upon this place I live?
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Well, ....generally yes, ....I mean...Somalia, Detroit, England, Bosnia...
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If I say to you that the USA is far superior to Britain, would that satisfy you?
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He's a good Critsian man. Is job of his wife to satisfy he.
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If it is a need you have in yourself then I shall oblidge.
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No. Of course not. He no have needs. Only need for God. Shoo!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
04-15-2011, 06:35 AM
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Is it because he supports Rangers and they're not doing very well?
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Who, what huh? Are you talking about the New York Rangers? What do they have to do with soccer?
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Why do you read King James bible, didn't King James write it?
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No KING JAMES DID NOT WRITE THE KING JAMES BIBLE. God wrote the Bible, King James commissioned the best and brightest men to translate it from the ancient scriptures.
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I'm a bit confused with this.
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Oh, I'm sure a lot of things confuse you.
Proverbs 12:15 The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
03-09-2012, 05:23 PM
Hi everyone,
being a eurotrash former soccerplayer, I can confirm that everything written in this thread is 100 percent true (except for the filthy lies from those drunken soccer-hooligans of course).
Soccer is clearly one of the devils tools to lead people astray. We always set our matches on sunday mornings just in order to keep everyone from going to Church. Today I wonder why Satan took this effort upon himself, considering the false teachings being spread by pedophiles and feminazis in our europistan "Churches". As if those false Churches would bring you closer to God than a soccergame!
Of course, soccer is probably the most boring "game" ever invented. But nobody really cares about this, because the real "game" begins right after the final whistle when it comes to gay group sex in the shower room. In fact we mostly arrived 90 minutes late to avoid the silly foreplay.
It's obvious that God dislikes soccer, otherwise it would be popular in His own country, the USA!
I now have renounced soccer and only indulge in more Godly activities like real football, NASCAR and hotdog eating contests, hoping to come closer to Jesus and a greencard!
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