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Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-02-2011, 12:48 AM
I find this cover despicable:
Obviously the nudity offends me, but I'm also outraged by the fact that the woman has fruit pressed against her milk bags. Am I supposed to want to eat a grape that's been touching a nipple? If this book becomes popular, woman everywhere will be smothering food with their chest muffins. I am positively nauseous.
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02-02-2011, 12:56 AM
How many recipes for Catholic communion cookies does anyone need?
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-02-2011, 01:37 AM
From the author of "sistah vegan" :
"In 1998, I earned a B.A. in Feminist Geography..."
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-02-2011, 02:55 AM
I'm surprised none of these vile witches haven't put out a cookbook on how to cook babies.
I hope everyone who reads this thread says a prayer out loud to rid themselves of the demons who have more than likely attached themselves to those pictures on those disgusting cookbooks.
You know demons can seep through your screen or come out of your device drives and straight in to your home!
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-02-2011, 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
I find this cover despicable:
Obviously the nudity offends me, but I'm also outraged by the fact that the woman has fruit pressed against her milk bags. Am I supposed to want to eat a grape that's been touching a nipple? If this book becomes popular, woman everywhere will be smothering food with their chest muffins. I am positively nauseous.
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Actually brother, I don't think you're supposed to eat the grapes. I believe that these whores only cook for other whores. It's sickening.
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I'm surprised none of these vile witches haven't put out a cookbook on how to cook babies.
I hope everyone who viewed reads this thread says a prayer out loud to rid themselves of the demons who have more than likely attached themselves to those pictures on those disgusting cookbooks.
You know demons can seep through your screen or come out of your device drives and straight in to your home!
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Perhaps the recipes are in there, I didn't actually open the books to look.
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02-03-2011, 07:43 AM
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From the author of "sistah vegan" :
"In 1998, I earned a B.A. in Feminist Geography..."
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I'm new here, so I hope it's OK for me to comment. How can there be Feminist geography? That doesn't even make sense. Does she think countries move to somewhere else if you're a feminist??
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02-03-2011, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Nathan B. Forrest
From the author of "sistah vegan" :
"In 1998, I earned a B.A. in Feminist Geography..."
ummm.....
I'm new here, so I hope it's OK for me to comment. How can there be Feminist geography? That doesn't even make sense. Does she think countries move to somewhere else if you're a feminist??
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One of the sub-disciplines of feminist geography is Queer Theory. Feminist geography is actually a legitimate study. It involves the effects women have on culture and geography. Most classes on geography are taught 99.99999% incorrectly. Properly taught, it can be a very interesting subject. Most of the people who developed feminist geography have weird French names, so that should tell you something.
I won't repeat those names in polite company.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-03-2011, 12:54 PM
Oh, I see. Thanks for that, Bible Student. That makes more sense.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-03-2011, 01:24 PM
I dont get it, how long will it be before Jesus comes down from heaven and finally smokes these heathens?
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-04-2011, 07:23 AM
I'm sure those weren't the only cookbooks they had.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-04-2011, 07:53 AM
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I'm sure those weren't the only cookbooks they had.
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Does that matter? They're offensive, they're UNAMERICAN!
THEY EVEN HAD BOOKS ON FRENCH COOKING!
Just leave me to my shame. I should have known not to go into such a communist establishment as a PUBLIC Library.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-22-2011, 03:25 AM
The witchcraft is on the rise!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-24-2011, 02:00 AM
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The witchcraft is on the rise!
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Liebrals shock me with how lazy they are. Stirring is too much work now? I'm amazed they're not all on respirators, considering how hard breathing is.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
03-25-2011, 08:54 PM
In the Madison local library, there is a horrible book by a Satanist feminazi. I don't recall the name, but it BLASPHEMES God and says we should rejoice in the shameful thing we should do to make babies. Yuck!
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
03-28-2011, 07:15 AM
Near where I live filthy hippies hand out 'vegan' 'food' (and really, that stretches the term food) on the street in some kind of Food not Bombs terrorist organisation. What does that say about vegans that they can't tell their food from their satanic weapons. Here's a thought, maybe they make those covers so repugnant to God Fearing Christians because they contain plans for some sort of hippy weaponry. I know in the 60's they used to try to block the ends of rifles with plants in hopes they would backfire and kill the soldier carrying it, maybe 'vegan cooking' is just an extension of that?
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
04-07-2011, 07:36 PM
"Vegeterian Goddess"... say what? "Goddess"?!
That book is probably full of cucumbers and lessons on how to cook CHILDREN! (because the vegiterian thing is just a cover-up)
The True Christian Ladies of Freehol should make a cookbook themselves, I would love such a book...
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04-07-2011, 08:40 PM
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That book is probably full of cucumbers and lessons on how to cook CHILDREN!
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I hope you have a stomach for this: I think they use to cucumbers with their naughty bits. That's how perverted they are.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
04-07-2011, 09:43 PM
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I hope you have a stomach for this: I think they use to cucumbers with their naughty bits. That's how perverted they are.
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Do you mean they... fornicate with cucumbers? I don't know how to fornicate, so I don't know how would one do that but... with cucumbers?
They are real perverts thoose vegan people!
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
04-08-2011, 06:48 PM
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Do you mean they... fornicate with cucumbers? I don't know how to fornicate, so I don't know how would one do that but... with cucumbers?
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I won't draw you a picture and I really hope you don't try either. Only reason I know these things is that I'm trying to study the sin in my new study
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