[lukasekman]

As True Christian caring parents, we regularly check our kids behavior, ready to spank when needed. Bad behavior like masturbation, early warning signs of homosexuality, bad language and excessive phone calls are quickly addressed with the rod of correction. With True Christian parenting, kids wont sin behind that.

However, if you watch a kid under liberal "parenting", their behavior can totally shock you. Yesterday, I helped a neighbor couple watch their kids when they were away. Since they are liberals, I was prepared to see their kids sin, and looked forward to beat some common sense into them. But I couldn't ever be prepare to what I was going to see:

The daughter was 13 years old, short hair so I assume she is lesbian. She was alone on her room, and cut herself in front of her webcam. She bragged about it to another emo girl she chatted with. I had to address her shocking behavior immediately. I punched her six times hard in her belly, so she had her wind removed and the demon inside her couldn't even moan. I took her knife and disposed it. Afraid of being possessed too, I escaped the house, disposed my clothes and poured holy water over myself.