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Default How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model - 01-06-2020, 01:40 AM



I saw my Pa go through my neighbor’s owners manual to help him adjust the tow bar on his 2020 Land Rover. I figured some of the wealthy blessed people of Freehold perhaps have one and wanted to pass along the tidbit of information my Pa found.


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Default Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model - 01-06-2020, 04:02 AM

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I saw my Pa go through my neighbor’s owners manual to help him adjust the tow bar on his 2020 Land Rover. I figured some of the wealthy blessed people of Freehold perhaps have one and wanted to pass along the tidbit of information my Pa found.
Landover Baptist provides vehicles for all of our pastors. The Land Rover has been found to be too slow--our pastors have appointments and business to attend to and need to move fast.

Only Cadillac Escalades have been used for several years. The 2020 models arrived at the Church a few days ago.


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Default Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model - 01-06-2020, 05:40 AM

Greetings!

I myself have long desired to have a Range Rover but so far my finances have not allowed I this much needed necessity. I see them every day in Georgetown which is near Washington DC where I am currently a student at Georgetown University but they are all owned by white people who drive around in them drinking coffee from Starbucks which is a coffee shop where rich with people go. These Range Rovers are priced too high for a Black man to afford which is racist. Maybe Kanye has one or maybe Oprah.

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Default Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model - 01-06-2020, 06:32 AM

"To strongly doubt" may be a disputed verb, but who on earth owning a Land Rover would not know about tow bars?
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Default Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model - 01-06-2020, 06:56 PM

From the picture it looks like those rear suspension arms are pretty low to the ground - hardly enough to avoid damage when hitting the average urban pot hole. Then it looks like an exposed gas tank on the upper right - reminiscent of the fiery deaths in the old Ford Pinto.

The Land Rover image harkens back to the glory days of the old British colonial empire where shithole countries with little or no roads required a robust 4-wheel drive vehicle to exploit the resources of Third World countries. David Attenborough was fond of using these vehicles in his nature films - outpacing a heard of charging elephants across the African savanna.

These days the Land Rover has a reputation of being the most unreliable vehicle manufactured on the planet. This is hardly an endorsement for purchasing this outrageously priced vehicle - particularly if you are planning on using it to protect yourself and your family from bands of feral nigras and roving zombie Antifa gangs in modern dystopian urban cities run by Democrats.

Just ask yourself if Jesus would ever buy a Land Rover.


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Default Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model - 01-06-2020, 07:43 PM

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From the picture it looks like those rear suspension arms are pretty low to the ground - hardly enough to avoid damage when hitting the average urban pot hole. Then it looks like an exposed gas tank on the upper right - reminiscent of the fiery deaths in the old Ford Pinto.
Would that explain the pool of liquid underneath the vehicle, despite the fact that the photo appears to have been taken indoors?


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Default Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model - 01-06-2020, 08:58 PM

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From the picture it looks like those rear suspension arms are pretty low to the ground - hardly enough to avoid damage when hitting the average urban pot hole.
That doesn't seem helpful for driving off road in some shithole country, either.
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