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Jesus Jesus is Risen! GLORY! Of the Truth™, Tombs, and Tardigrades - 04-05-2015, 09:12 AM



GLORY!

It is Resurrection Day! As True Christians™ we do not need intellectual justification for this unlikely yet inevitable event! We have the proof. It is the wonderful proof of the Bible (Matthew 28:6), the proof of eyewitness testimonials. Not only that of the evangelists but also of the five hundred and more (1 Corinthians 15:6) who saw Jesus alive after His death and gave their eyewitness accounts to the one Book that rules them all, The KJV Bible. Why would these people lie? They wouldn't and that's why we can also rely on their message of Hope and Salvation.

But Resurrection Day is also the day when the most repulsive atheist persecution takes place in the form of mocking and doubt. For them we must be able to prove without any reasonable doubt that the Resurrection story is not only spiritually necessary; it is also scientifically logical and irrefutable. We must ask the following question:

What took place in the Tomb?

The days whilst Jesus was dead are in obscurity but by using Creation Science we can decipher the events during the initial decomposition and the subsequent recomposition, reversal of entropy, re-arrangement of Jesusian tissues into living form.



1. Was Jesus conscious?
  • He must have been, as He is God (John 10:30) and God is always guarding us and watching us lest we trespass (Ezra 9:6).
2. How did Jesus know how to make dead flesh already being consumed by intestinal bacteria living, breathing tissue once more?
  • He had PRACTICE! He practiced on Jairus's 12-year-old daughter, a relatively fresh dead cadaver.
Luke 8:54
And he put them all out, and took her by the hand, and called, saying, Maid, arise.
  • He also practiced on Lazarus, a corpse in a more advanced stage of decomposition. This was much more difficult as Lazarus had been dead a considerable amount of time (4 days) and the smell was overwhelming.
John 11:39
Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh: for he hath been dead four days.
  • After these preliminary attempts Jesus was more than ready to take on His own resurrection and the task was much easier as the timeframe was also considerably shorter than the 4 days for Lazarus.
  • Thus, The SKILL was there.


2. What are the most pivotal issues when resurrecting someone?

You've got to get the basic functions of the body rescued from the grasp of vile entropy (that incidentally proves evolution false). The crucial biological systems that have to function are the nerves (electricity), bloodflow (heart pumping) and (this is bit technical, Ladies), membrane transport accross cellular structures. The Bible reveals that this was a simple feat for Jesus.
  • Electricity is easy! God is the master of all things electrifying!
Isaiah 30:30
LORD shall cause his glorious voice to be heard, and shall shew the lighting down of his arm, with the indignation of his anger, and with the flame of a devouring fire, with scattering, and tempest, and hailstones.
  • The pumping action of the heart is easy! God is the master of all things cardiac! God can change the consistency and elastic properties of the heart muscle at will!
Exodus 7:13
And he hardened Pharaoh's heart, that he hearkened not unto them; as the LORD had said.
  • Membrane transport is easy! God is the master of much more large-scale transport than the microscopic membrane potentials of cell biology!
Psalms 18:7
Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations also of the hills moved and were shaken, because he was wroth.
  • There you have it. Nervous system, brain, blood flow, metabolism. All this does take time. It takes a few days but the result was magnificent. The risen Jesus. The promise! Eternal Salvation for us who have Faith in Him and Follow His commandments. Eternal Damnation to the repugnant heathen who refuse His call (John 3:16-18).

4. A permanent sign of God's Goodwill for Eternity until Rapture and Tribulations: the tardigrade

Tardigrades are semi-microscopic animals of the Created tardigrade kind that due to genetic entropy have diversified quite a lot since the few millenia after the Flood and they are now omnipresent animals in sweet waters Created by Jesus. The most significant issue, however, is that they are being resurrected all the time by Jesus.

These animals can be desiccated and stored dead for years. After rehydration they go on their business as usual. They can be sent with "spececrafts" up close to the Firmament where they perish from thin air and once they are returned, they resurrect. They are soulless numb animals and they can do it. This is something that evolution absolutely cannot comprehend.


The probability of this taking place by the pure random chance that evolution requires is infinitesimally small. In fact, the probability value is approximately 1/(infinity - 1). This is impossible. All these minor resurrections must thus be commanded by Jesus. If the tardigrades can do it, so can we get into Heaven if we follow the True Christian™ path! This is proven by God's own Word!

Hebrews 2:4
God also bearing [them] witness, both with signs and wonders, and with divers miracles, and gifts of the Holy Ghost, according to his own will?

The tardigrade issue in indeed a sign and a wonder, a diverse miracle that science can observe but not explain. We can. It is part of the glorious continuum:
  • Jesus lives -> Jesus dies tortured -> Jesus meticulously re-arranges His tissues and comes to life-> Jesus shows us wonders -> the tardigrade is a miracle -> also we can get to Heaven if we avoid blsphemy, fornication, sodomy and secular science.
Jesus is risen. It is Resurrection Day! If we persist, we can one day be as glorious as the tardigrade and conquer the rotting flesh of death.


This is a tardigrade. Jesus shows us through this Creature how the Biochemistry of Resurrection works!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Jesus is Risen! GLORY! Of the Truth™, Tombs, and Tardigrades - 04-05-2015, 04:07 PM

Well, what a lovely little post, Brother. Holy Ghost inspired, without doubt.

And to think, I just thought the Savior miraculously came back to life, defeating death and the devil, as a part of the divine plan of Salvation®. Women are such simple and silly creatures, aren't we? Leave it to a man to come up with a post like yours, demonstrating JUST how superior you are. <cough>

Praises to Jesus for opening your heart and allowing Him to inspire you like this. To call it profound just isn't adequate. No, that's just not the right word.

In Christ, my Risen Lord,
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Default Re: Jesus is Risen! GLORY! Of the Truth™, Tombs, and Tardigrades - 04-05-2015, 06:40 PM

Thank you, Professor, for taking the time to explain this to such a science-loving layman as myself! I'll be sure to incorporate this into the children's homeschooling science lessons!

He is Risen indeed!

And when He comes back, He won't be bringing candy.



And I will shew wonders in the heavens and in the earth, blood, and fire, and pillars of smoke.
The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and terrible day of the Lord come.
And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be delivered:
for in mount Zion and in Jerusalem shall be deliverance, as the Lord hath said, and in the remnant whom the Lord shall call.
Joel 2:30-32




Jesus Christ Himself assures us no horrors on earth shall compare to what He brings.


For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.
And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened.
Matthew 24:21-22



We know this will happen soon (Thank GOD! Although the exact day and hour will not be known; Matthew 24:36). How do we know? Jesus Himself tells us in the Holy Bible:

These things are coming to fruition Right Now! All one needs to do is look to current events:
  • Around the time of the Apocalypse ALL nations will turn against Israel.
    Zechariah 14:1-2
    Joel 3:1-2
  • The coming Antichrist will rise and conquer.
    Revelation 6:1-2
  • A Great War will ignite the world, cities and nations will disappear.
    Revelation 6:3-4
  • Global famine, severe food shortages will soon follow
    Revelation 6:5-6


These things will happen Soon to show God's Glory!
  • One-fourth of all people will be quickly destroyed at the start .
    Revelation 6:7-8
  • The Earth will convulse under a heavenly star strike.
    Revelation 6:13-15
  • One-third of all trees on Earth will burn.
    Revelation 8:7
  • One-third of all sea-life will be destroyed by fire and one-third of the seas will turn to blood.
    Revelation 8:8-9
  • One-third of all fresh water will be poisoned by a particular star named Wormwood.
    Revelation 8:10-11
  • One-third of the light from the sun, the moon and the remaining heavenly stars will be smitten by the LORD, plunging humanity into days and nights into four hour intervals instead of twelve.
    Revelation 8:12-13
  • Then, another one-third of the remaining population on Earth will be quickly destroyed by four angels, Chuck Norris style, I'm sure.
    Revelation 9:13-15
  • A "200,000,000" man army will rise and unleash their weapons of mass destruction killing one-third of the remaining world population.
    Revelation 9:16-19
  • Every sea creature that survived Wormwood and the rising blood tides will die.
    Revelation 16:3
  • All rivers and springs will turn to blood, because God is Righteous.
    Revelation 16:4-7
  • God will cast His Mighty Vengeance upon the human and animal survivors of the earth with a Great Plague of snow and hail to further maim and destroy mankind.
    Job 38:22-23
    Revelation 16:21
  • And, there will be unimaginable and exceedingly great storms and hurricanes, signs in the sun and in the moon.
    Luke 21:25
  • A "thick darkness" will cover all the Earth and God will cause such pain that people will "gnaw their tongues." People on Earth will continue to curse God, not understanding the correlation between their Sin and God's Wrath.
    Revelation 16:10-11

O come Lord Jesus!

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Cross Re: Jesus is Risen! GLORY! Of the Truth™, Tombs, and Tardigrades - 02-15-2019, 04:32 PM

Wow! Ther Easter celebration is soon upon us. Nothing brings more joy to the Hutchin's clan than a real life re-enactment. Nailing 'the chosen one' (we draw from a hat to see who is the 'winner on a stick' as we say). Live burial for three days as they try to claw their way out. The slaughtering of little lambs. A joyous time indeed!


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Jesus is Risen! GLORY! Of the Truth™, Tombs, and Tardigrades - 02-19-2019, 09:58 AM

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intestinal bacteria
I have a question about His innards. Although Jesus consumed victuals, The Bible explains that they weren't really necessary:
John 4:32-34a But [Jesus] said unto them, I have meat to eat that ye know not of. Therefore said the disciples one to another, Hath any man brought him ought to eat? Jesus saith unto them, My meat is to do the will of him that sent me
Does God's work require animalcules (whether in the gut or otherwise) such as leprosy, typhus, Mycoplasma pneumoniae or. genitalium, polio and such like to eradicate sin? Death results from sin and various theories proclaim microbes as the cause. If Christ was without sin then surely He'd be without microbes? There'd be no sin for them to mediate, no need for an immune system and no mechanism for corruption of the flesh.
II Kings 13:14a, 20-21 Now Elisha was fallen sick of his sickness whereof he died..And Elisha died, and they buried him. And the bands of the Moabites invaded the land at the coming in of the year. And it came to pass, as they were burying a man, that, behold, they spied a band of men; and they cast the man into the sepulchre of Elisha: and when the man was let down, and touched the bones of Elisha, he revived, and stood up on his feet.
Here we see that although God's revivifying authority is mediated through the bones of a deceased person (whom they did not revive) the gut bacteria were operating as was whatever killed Elisha. Now, in the Age of Grace, so-called "relics-of-saints" have no effect (except for demonic manifestations) because The Holy Spirit is active in the world. Yet those bones revived a corpse and Jesus was a corpse without bacteria (if bacteria, which kill us, are caused by sin) so if Jesus was without bacteria, would He have been consumed?
Acts 2:31 He seeing this before spake of the resurrection of Christ, that his soul was not left in hell, neither his flesh did see corruption.
Did Christ have microbes?
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