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I wonder how long it would take a professional demolition crew to knock that giant green idol down. Might as well have a golden calf statue there, it's all the same blasphemy to Jesus
At the very least they need to send someone up there on a ladder with a bucket of salt and vinegar solution to get the discoloration off the copper.


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It might be wiser to build two statues, so that might cause them to plummet in opposite directions, thus totally blocking access to Ellis Island and discouraging the tired, poor, unwashed masses yearning to breed free and live on welfare.

They'd certainly think twice about inflicting themselves on our God's Favorite Country if they had to land in Brooklyn!
My, yes; that is a very interesting, and worthy, idea, dear Sister Joanna. Goodness knows that it would be a very kind measure, to ensure that newcomers don't end up in that strange land of Brooklyn. Why, have you seen the way they dress there? What strange outfits they wear; but, I suppose it's no surprising, considering the grim, dreary, miserable looks on their faces.



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I wonder how hard it would be for an artist to cover the Statue of Liberty's head with a MAGA hat?
Well, if putting a suitable, red MAGA hat on Lady Liberty is not feasible, then maybe we could get rid of her crown, and replace it with something more desirable, as shown in the following photograph. And, one wonders if it might be a good idea if we were to move the statue to the southern border, to face Mexico? We could place it right in the middle of President Trump's beautiful border wall, to serve as a message to all of those illegal immigrants who desire to ransack and ruin our glorious !
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Default Re: Landover Can Build the Highest Statue of Jesus - 04-23-2021, 03:21 PM

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I worry that the will be angered if we approve the building of that statue.

Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."

... what if that Landover statue were to anger ?
Very specific prohibitions are laid out in The Bible. For example nothing engraved, and elsewhere molten or cast images are forbidden, similarly for wood. There are other materials not prohibited by God and simply by reading through to note down all the materials and methods of manufacture (and subjects) disallowed, with page references because there's quite a lot of them and you wouldn't want to miss any out, a solution would be found.


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... have you seen the way they dress there?
It's the hats; why do they always choose something about eight sizes too small? I used to think it was for economic reasons but no. This came up first so I'll just link it here.

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Very specific prohibitions are laid out in The Bible. For example nothing engraved, and elsewhere molten or cast images are forbidden, similarly for wood. There are other materials not prohibited by God and simply by reading through to note down all the materials and methods of manufacture (and subjects) disallowed, with page references because there's quite a lot of them and you wouldn't want to miss any out, a solution would be found.
Well, yes, I think that those instructions that you have provided so kindly, dear Sister Mitza, are exactly why I think we should be very careful about putting up any statues. We must not anger the Almighty!

Leviticus 26:1 "Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the your ."



But, as far as the Statue of Liberty is concerned, I don't see that moving it would be such a bad idea. If the should send his wrath, then perhaps He could do that if we were to sell the statue to Mexico -- or, to Canada. Yes! Canada! They're a bound nation, to begin with, what with their LIE-beral, Sodomite-loving Prime Minister -- so, they're going to be destroyed anyway! And, if the has a fit of anger, then what better place for to act?



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It's the hats; why do they always choose something about eight sizes too small?
Oh, how I do agree, dear Sister; but, some of them insist on wearing hats that are far too big, too. If you shall take a look at the photograph below, you will see what I mean. And, to make it even more outrageous, they are wearing fur.



One supposes that it would be too much to hope, that if they are going to wear such expensive accessories, they would wear them elegantly, and with style!



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But, as far as the Statue of Liberty is concerned, I don't see that moving it would be such a bad idea. If the should send his wrath, then perhaps He could do that if we were to sell the statue to Mexico -- or, to Canada. Yes! Canada!
Well, the Statue of Liberty is French and so is Canada, so that makes sense.

As to the hats, both the too-small ones with a lot of empty space above the heads and the donut-shaped ones are clearly designed for storage. I don't know what they keep in there, but I think this should be investigated.


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Well, the Statue of Liberty is French and so is Canada, so that makes sense.

As to the hats, both the too-small ones with a lot of empty space above the heads and the donut-shaped ones are clearly designed for storage. I don't know what they keep in there, but I think this should be investigated.
Yes, I can see your point, dear Sister Joanna. A French statue in a French land -- what could possibly be more fitting? And, I think you're right about those donut-shaped fur hats that the Brooklyn men wear, as to being useful for storage, or holding things. One wonders if they could they be re-fashioned and used as muffs? A muff is always so elegant -- and practical -- in very cold weather, as you shall see below. If the hats are not converted into muff usage, could they be re-purposed, perhaps as a fruit basket? Oh, I know! Goodness, yes; they would be ideal as holders for salad bowls for fancy dinner parties. Anybody can see that a salad bowl would nestle inside that open space, perfectly!
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I'm thinking the hats can be used to buff cars.


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I'm thinking the hats can be used to buff cars.
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I'm very excited - my husband says once the statue is built, we will plan a trip to visit Landover! O, to see this brave new world in all its glory will be like to visit Heaven! Tell me, is there anything in particular we would need to submit - paperwork, blood work, etc. - before entering this wonderful land?


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I'm very excited - my husband says once the statue is built, we will plan a trip to visit Landover! O, to see this brave new world in all its glory will be like to visit Heaven! Tell me, is there anything in particular we would need to submit - paperwork, blood work, etc. - before entering this wonderful land?
Freehold is a marvelous city, from what I've heard. I haven't been there. Apparently my visitor's permit application fee payment keeps getting lost in the mail? Rumor has it proof of vaccination cards are required for entry.


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Default Re: Landover Can Build the Highest Statue of Jesus - 04-24-2021, 01:42 AM

It is important, not to obsess over appearances.

We've all seen freaks walking around, as if they'd held a competition to come up with the most ridiculous looking, most absurd and conspicuous garments, then complain when people notice and make sport of them. There may well be places or times where that stuff does not come off as ludicrous in the extreme (or even at all) in which case they'd go for a different costume. If you put them all in the same room at once, then they'd all look the same obviously but the room itself (although neutral, just being a room) would too readily be mistaken for an insane asylum. Foucault's definition of insanity would be apt in that case.

What's inappropriate here though is easy to determine. No crazy-competition required to select your own bizarro style. Simply check some boutiques NOT the ones displaying latex costumes or zentai suits, garments made from mixed fabrics, minimalist beachwear or idolatrous appliqué. Hairstyles depicted on the window mannequins are another dead give-away as to what may be inside.

It's a bit like if you visited somewhere different styles, although modest, were the norm. Your own wardrobe may be as confronting to them as stilt-walker would seem to us in a supermarket. But walking around on stilts is not immodest in itself. So I always travel without luggage and purchase what I require upon arrival, wherever I'm going. I hope those suggestions are helpful.
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Why would their heads be greasy? Is it because of the schmaltz? When I hear "greasy", I think of Italians, because of the olive oil. (Oddly enough, I do not think of Greece, which also has olives.)


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Why would their heads be greasy? Is it because of the schmaltz? When I hear "greasy", I think of Italians, because of the olive oil. (Oddly enough, I do not think of Greece, which also has olives.)
Just look at that picture again. Those boys look like they bathe to you? Apparently juden live in filthy dwellings or else the Jewesses wouldn't shave off their (lice-infested) hair and wear wigs.


Yuck!


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At the very least they need to send someone up there on a ladder with a bucket of salt and vinegar solution to get the discoloration off the copper.
Speaking of ladders, the greatest monument ever built (Trump's Southern border wall) is going to need some updating. The news reports it is being scaled by "$5 ladders". Should have made it 10ft higher - like Trump said - instead of cheaping out with the $27m per mile option. Biden needs to pay for a retro fit so that criminals are forced to spend $6 on ladders. This is how Reagan defeated the USSR, remember those glorious days?


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Why would their heads be greasy? Is it because of the schmaltz? When I hear "greasy", I think of Italians, because of the olive oil. (Oddly enough, I do not think of Greece, which also has olives.)
Well, I am not entirely sure, dear Sister Handmaiden, but I think their greasy heads are due -- most likely -- to wearing those hot hats twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. I've heard that the men wear them even when they are sleeping, and that their wives must wear their wigs when they go to to bed, too.

If you will kindly examine the attached video clip, you will see that the menfolk love to engage in physical activity, at any time. Dancing up a storm certainly involves a great deal of exertion, so that would make their hats rather -- shall we say -- offensive.



And, in the video clip, did you happen to notice the womenfolk anywhere? Oh, they were there, although they were hard to find. Whilst the menfold were having a great deal of merriment, where were the women? Why, they were being held back, in a smaller room somewhere -- undoubtedly the kitchen -- out of sight, and unable to enjoy themselves, as they slaved away over hot stoves to prepare the dinner for their husbands. And, while I think of it, the way that those men were dancing and enjoying each other's company, well, I think it's easy to see the "tendencies" that they have. It's little wonder that they wanted their wives to be nowhere in sight!

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Just look at that picture again. Those boys look like they bathe to you? Apparently juden live in filthy dwellings or else the Jewesses wouldn't shave off their (lice-infested) hair and wear wigs.


Yuck!
Oh, how absolutely correct you are, dear Brother Lukes. One would hope that in this day and age, certain segments of society would progress, and to live in a decent, presentable fashion; but, there are many who will resist. "Yuck!" is right; what else could we expect from Hasidic diamond merchants?



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And, in the video clip, did you happen to notice the womenfolk anywhere? Oh, they were there, although they were hard to find. Whilst the menfold were having a great deal of merriment, where were the women? Why, they were being held back, in a smaller room somewhere -- undoubtedly the kitchen -- out of sight, and unable to enjoy themselves, as they slaved away over hot stoves to prepare the dinner for their husbands. And, while I think of it, the way that those men were dancing and enjoying each other's company, well, I think it's easy to see the "tendencies" that they have. It's little wonder that they wanted their wives to be nowhere in sight!
Orthodox Jews are misogynistic in ways not sanctioned by the KJV 1611 Holy Bible, and which are therefore wrong. The Netflix documentary One of Us is a good source on the perfidy and malice of the Jew York Jews. There is a scene in the documentary in which the Jews black out all the female cartoons in a children's book, like how Muslims would do if they could read.


This just goes to show that Hasidic Jews are a bunch of FLAMING homosexual queers so ultra-gay that the mere sight of something vaguely female makes them projectile vomit. I've also heard they can only manage to have relations with their women by turning out all the lights and "knowing" her through a hole in a sheet while pretending that her lady place is a Jew man's hairy asshole. It is also well documented that rabbis enjoy fellating male infants after slicing off their foreskins with a scalpel or sharpened piece of flint.



It should surprise NO ONE that these people have been pushing the gay agenda from the very beginning!


Back on topic, I've been thinking about the statue, and I have a suggestion. Instead of a standing Jesus with his arms outraised like at Corcovado or the Ozarks, we build a Jesus crucified on a cross (which would surely add some height), and inside the cross there are water pipes that pump red-dyed water out of Christ's wounds (which must be depicted in gory, graphic detail, unlike other big Jesuses). It would not just be a giant statue, but a giant fountain that would truly remind its viewers just who died for their sins and what He went through at the hands of the Jews and Roman pre-Catholics.


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