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Can't we all just admt we don't want a JUNGLE MONKEY in the WHITE HOUSE? -
09-18-2012, 06:35 AM
I admit it, I'm pulling all punches. I've also downed a whole fifth of Scotch so I may be a little on the enenenbriated side if you know what I mean, but goddamn it people, can't we just let it out? Lets stop making excuses. We have a goddamn darkie in the White House and no one wants to speak up? We have to come up with BS things like "he's a communist" or "he is a secret Manchurian agent brainwashed by Soviet Russia to destroy America from within." to justify our beliefs. Really? REALLLY???
Can we stop making up excuses and just let it out what's really bothering us? YES A BLACK MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE BOTHERS ME! That DOES NOT make me racist, I just think that the races all have a certain place and status, that does not make me racist. Wouldnt you be bothered if you were going into major surgery and the janitor took the place of the surgeon? That's EXACTLY what is going on here!
I really, really tried to come up with facts that Obama was systematically destroying America economically, but I could not. In fact, I couldn't find a single thing that said he was destroying America -- but WE ALL KNOW HE IS!!!! Facts are overrated. Let's go with our gut feelings. Obama is a communist muslim atheist who is here to overthrow AMERICA and you'd be a godddam traitor if you voted for him. END OF STORY!!!!
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Re: Can't we all just admt we don't want a JUNGLE MONKEY in the WHITE HOUSE? -
09-18-2012, 06:58 AM
Well, he is a Kenyan. I mean, it bothers me that he isn't a citizen. He is an illegal alien from Africa.
But I'm totally okay with him being a shine, I guess. It's just that he is from Kenya that makes me angry. You know, real ooga booga stuff.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Can't we all just admt we don't want a JUNGLE MONKEY in the WHITE HOUSE? -
09-18-2012, 09:53 AM
One thing for certain, you can't make an economic recovery out of basketball, fried chicken and watermelon. It's no wonder people are still out of work.
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Re: Can't we all just admt we don't want a JUNGLE MONKEY in the WHITE HOUSE? -
09-18-2012, 04:20 PM
His socialist agenda is so blatantly obvious, it doesn't take Einstein to see that. Furthermore, to note that it is typical of his race's demands for hand-outs, doesn't take a degree in rocket science. I'm not a racist to express my fear that should he be re-elected, his African impulses will overcome any civilized training.
(It's just a joke, people)
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Re: Can't we all just admt we don't want a JUNGLE MONKEY in the WHITE HOUSE? -
09-18-2012, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
His socialist agenda is so blatantly obvious, it doesn't take Einstein to see that. Furthermore, to note that it is typical of his race's demands for hand-outs, doesn't take a degree in rocket science. I'm not a racist to express my fear that should he be re-elected, his African impulses will overcome any civilized training.
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Yes, exactly. And by the time we're all required to pay a fine for not owning a set of bongo drums, it will be too late to object.
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Re: Can't we all just admt we don't want a JUNGLE MONKEY in the WHITE HOUSE? -
09-18-2012, 05:30 PM
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the term "jungle monkey." it's been proven beyond a doubt that our president practices the mooslimb religion which souls make him a desert dweller or "sand monkey." We can't allow ourselves to get loose with the facts, even when fighting racism.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Can't we all just admt we don't want a JUNGLE MONKEY in the WHITE HOUSE? -
09-18-2012, 10:03 PM
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Yes, exactly. And by the time we're all required to pay a fine for not owning a set of bongo drums, it will be too late to object.
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It's not a fine; it's a tax.
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Re: Can't we all just admt we don't want a JUNGLE MONKEY in the WHITE HOUSE? -
09-18-2012, 04:23 PM
It's not so much Obama that bothers me, it's the thought of momma and the 'glet's pawing all over the nation's treasure... ugh!!!!! Those are some full on negros brother. Makes me wanna vomit. To be honest, commie-ism socialism marxism fascism things haven't been quite as bad as I originally thought.
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Re: Can't we all just admt we don't want a JUNGLE MONKEY in the WHITE HOUSE? -
09-18-2012, 05:03 PM
I surprised at all of you! I thought we True Christians™ were more tolerant than this. The fact that Osambo is a spear-chucking, big lipped coon has NOTHING to do with why I don't want his black ass in the Oval Office! It's because he's a Tax-n-Spend, LIEberal DEMONcrat!
Please everybody, let's do what right-thinking Republicans have ALWAYS done; let's keep race out of politics.
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Re: Can't we all just admt we don't want a JUNGLE MONKEY in the WHITE HOUSE? -
09-18-2012, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
One thing for certain, you can't make an economic recovery out of basketball, fried chicken and watermelon. It's no wonder people are still out of work.
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True, Brother. A complete recovery also needs "bling" and a hair-bone.
I have no problem with Obama being the product of an unholy mixed-race union, forbidden by God.
I do have a problem with him being a socialist Muslim who wants to turn America into a Caliphate, and make us all bow down toward Mecca five times a day!
What about people like Brother Nobar? His knees can't take all that up-and-down nonsense. And then there's the whole "burning in Hell forever for worshiping a false god" thing; I'm no fan of that policy, either.
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