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Jesus Greetings/Introduction - 06-25-2018, 05:39 PM
I came to find Jesus when I was handed a free bible by one of my benevolent Catholic grandmothers. My parents raised me in an Anti-Christ devil worshiping atheist household. I have been secretly reading my bible ever since. My favorite bible verse is (Jeremiah 18:10)I try to go to my local Catholic church when I can, St. Patrick's Catholic Church.




I have a 14-year reprobate atheist sister. how can I help her?
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Default Re: Greetings/Introduction - 06-25-2018, 06:04 PM
My friend, even before trying to help your sister, please help yourself and abandon that heretic pagan "church" of Catholicism, and come to Christianism.

I mean, do you worship Mary? And Joseph? And all the saints invented by the Popes to gain more Christians to paganism?


Do you condone child abuse? Do you think the Pope is God on Earth?


C'mon. Read your KJV Bible and forget about these nonsense.

1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Default Re: Greetings/Introduction - 06-25-2018, 06:18 PM
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I came to find Jesus when I was handed a free bible by one of my benevolent Catholic grandmothers. My parents raised me in an Anti-Christ devil worshiping atheist household. I have been secretly reading my bible ever since. My favorite bible verse is (Jeremiah 18:10)I try to go to my local Catholic church when I can, St. Patrick's Catholic Church.




I have a 14-year reprobate atheist sister. how can I help her?
Hello Vincint,


Welcome to the forum. You seem very polite, following the guidelines of the forum. There might be a slight problem though, one I encounter also: The Bible says you are an Anti-Christ devil worshiping atheist. I´m sorry to be the one to bring you that news but such is how catholics are regarded here.


Nevertheless, this is the best place to educate yourself in matters Bible related. I hope you have some fun and useful insights here.


Kind regards,


Roland

Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Default Re: Greetings/Introduction - 06-25-2018, 06:47 PM
Hello dear Vincent...er.. Vincint? Is that how you seriously spell your own name? I never seen it spelt like that before. Are you sure you aren't celebrating St. Paddy's 365 days a year?
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Default Re: Greetings/Introduction - 06-25-2018, 09:39 PM
Are you one of them Mexican children that was separated at the border for crossing illegally? I might be old fashioned but I do detect something foreign in your speech. I myself just found this forum to try and find like minded individuals. I'm a born and raised Southern Baptist myself. Have you ever considered trying a Baptist Church? It may help you acclimate to being raised as an American since your parent(s) abandoned you and your sister at the border. I'm not entirely sure if you'll qualify to stay long-term though but on the bright side you can take some good ol Christian knowledge back home with you. Regardless, I'll make sure me and my wife put you in our prayers tonight that you are some day saved.


Catholic? Not for my taste personally but I know how some of you south of the border people can be with your ideas hahaha.
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Default Re: Greetings/Introduction - 06-26-2018, 12:40 AM
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I came to find Jesus when I was handed a free bible by one of my benevolent Catholic grandmothers.
Friend, there is nothing benevolent about Catholics. If your grandmother is dead, she is no doubt suffering eternal-degree burns both on her body and her soul, as well she should for having denied Christ and worshiping his teen whore mother, Mary. If you want to save your sister, get her married to a True Christian™ before Satan strikes her with her first monthly curse. You can read more about Jesus' plan for you sister HERE (downloadable version for your local True Christian™ pastor can be found HERE).

And welcome!

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Greetings/Introduction - 06-28-2018, 02:31 PM
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I came to find Jesus when I was handed a free bible by one of my benevolent Catholic grandmothers. My parents raised me in an Anti-Christ devil worshiping atheist household. I have been secretly reading my bible ever since. My favorite bible verse is (Jeremiah 18:10)I try to go to my local Catholic church when I can, St. Patrick's Catholic Church.




I have a 14-year reprobate atheist sister. how can I help her?
I don't think you should visit a Catholic church. Their scriptures are corrupted by the vile minds of Satan, as evident in the Apocrypha. There's more: the Pope can claim to reverse scripture! How disgusting it is to adulterate the pure words of wisdom given to us by God himself and twist it to get followers! Please reconsider your choice of religion before Yahweh strikes you with a lightning bolt and you will descend into hellfire for eternity.
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Default Re: Greetings/Introduction - 06-28-2018, 05:17 PM
Hi friend, I can feel your concern for your sister, and I share your concern. Perhaps I could have a private word with her.

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