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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by -Caron-
I don't want tips on how to be a whore. I want to know why you people think I am a whore.
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None of us know how you became a whore. That's between you, God, and the hundreds of men you've anally dominated.
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
None of us know how you became a whore. That's between you, God, and the hundreds of men you've anally dominated.
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I'm not a whore. I've been with the same guy for 5 years, and I was only in one relationship before that.
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by -Caron-
I'm not a whore. I've been with the same guy for 5 years, and I was only in one relationship before that.
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I shudder to think what "been with" is a euphemism for...Are you married?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by -Caron-
I'm not a whore. I've been with the same guy for 5 years, and I was only in one relationship before that.
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I take it that the other relationship was with the entire team of the Edmonton Oilers? 
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I shudder to think what "been with" is a euphemism for...Are you married?
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Dear Brother,
Caron and her "boyfriend" are the very last participants in a three-legged race gone horribly awry.
Yours in Him,
BAB
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I shudder to think what "been with" is a euphemism for...Are you married?
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"Been with" means in a relationship with.. I have never had sex, if that's what you're wondering.
No, I'm not married.
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I take it that the other relationship was with the entire team of the Edmonton Oilers? |
I don't like hockey.
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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob
Dear Brother,
Caron and her "boyfriend" are the very last participants in a three-legged race gone horribly awry.
Yours in Him,
BAB
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What the f*ck?
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by -Caron-
"Been with" means in a relationship with.. I have never had sex, if that's what you're wondering.
No, I'm not married.
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Then there's your proof. You are a whore.
Now, when are you going to accept Jesus and repent of your slutty, degenerate lifestyle?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Then there's your proof. You are a whore.
Now, when are you going to accept Jesus and repent of your slutty, degenerate lifestyle?
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So let me get this straight.. I am a whore because I love someone and we are still in the process of planning our marriage?
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by -Caron-
So let me get this straight.. I am a whore because I love someone and we are still in the process of planning our marriage?
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No, you are a whore because you are having relations with a man outside of wedlock. I suppose that passes for normal in whatever godforsaken "country" you inhabit.
Now answer my question. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
No, you are a whore because you are having relations with a man outside of wedlock. I suppose that passes for normal in whatever godforsaken "country" you inhabit.
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Like I said, I've never had sex, so how am I a whore?
Oh yeah, your question..
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Now, when are you going to accept Jesus and repent of your slutty, degenerate lifestyle?
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Hmm.. Never.
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A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by -Caron-
Like I said, I've never had sex, so how am I a whore?
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No one is buying it, Sierra. 
Shouldn't you be dancing around a pole right now or something?
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
No one is buying it, Sierra.
Shouldn't you be dancing around a pole right now or something? |
1. My name is Caron, not Sierra.
2. I only dance for my boyfriend.
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by -Caron-
I only dance for my boyfriend...
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Satan.
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob
Satan.
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LOL that would be epic.
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 01:50 AM
Ms. Caron, please remember that you are speaking to True Christians, the most Godly people on earth!
What would be considered relatively chaste in the secular world (one boyfriend for five years with no coitus) is unfathomable harlotry in Freehold, Iowa.
Isn't it nice for at least one place on earth to be of GOD? I think so!
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Cursed
Isn't it nice for at least one place on earth to be of GOD? I think so!
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I guess it is nice for Christians to have a place where they can be themselves. I think we all deserve that.
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by -Caron-
I guess it is nice for Christians to have a place where they can be themselves. I think we all deserve that.
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Good. So now that you understand what we've been saying from the first post, GET THEE HENCE! 
Go back to the strip club and leave us alone with Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Good. So now that you understand what we've been saying from the first post, GET THEE HENCE!
Go back to the strip club and leave us alone with Jesus. |
How can I go "back" to a strip club if I have never been there?
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by -Caron-
How can I go "back" to a strip club if I have never been there?
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Come on now, it's time to stop the lies. We've got a preliminary file from the DOF on you, and we know that your real name is Sierra, and that you work as a stripper at some sleazy club in Poland.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hi -
03-21-2011, 03:28 AM
Hi there, Sierra! Or Caron. Which do you prefer?
What would you like to know about Jesus?
Please don't worry too much about Born Again Bob. He's fresh from leading a week-long Revivial, and has been quite full of the Spirit the last couple of days. I'm not sure how much experience the Welsh have with the Spirit, but it can make a man rather difficult to understand, at least to those who have not equally imbibed Christ's Love.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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