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Default GOD wants blacks to be SLAVES - 08-19-2012, 02:08 PM

Clearly, every day I read my bible and I know that we sons and daughters of Ham cursed for looking at Noah's thingy when he was sleeping.





Genesis 9:20


20 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:
21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.


Clearly we going down hill with a negro president and America been cursed with blood since carpetbaggin Lincoln and his boys tried to stop the greatness of the south.

Please pray for a return to slavery for us black folk, it is the only way we can thrive and prosper outside of the jungle.
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Default Re: GOD wants blacks to be SLAVES - 08-19-2012, 09:13 PM

Lady, the blacks themselves also want to be slaves. It's only liberal atheists who are blocking the way - this is a tiny, tiny minority of elite, radical Hollywood homosexuals. It's time we - not you, obviously - I mean, "we" normal people took this country back and reinstated the will of the Founding Fathers.


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Default Re: GOD wants blacks to be SLAVES - 08-20-2012, 02:17 PM

Everyone knows that GOP wants blacks to be slaves.


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Default Re: GOD wants blacks to be SLAVES - 08-20-2012, 02:18 PM

I meant to type God. Stupid auto correct.


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Default Re: GOD wants blacks to be SLAVES - 08-20-2012, 07:08 PM

According to the Bible slavedry is allowed. I can't tell form my Bible studies if GOD specifically wants blacks to be slaves or not. Moses was married to an Ethiopian woman who was presumably black so thats why I married a black woman. She is not a slave but she does serve me as a good wife should and knows her place. I think maybe if all black just knew their place then it wouldn't have to be just blacks that should be slaves. I think athiests should be the slaves.

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Default Re: GOD wants blacks to be SLAVES - 08-21-2012, 04:13 AM

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According to the Bible slavedry is allowed. I can't tell form my Bible studies if GOD specifically wants blacks to be slaves or not. Moses was married to an Ethiopian woman who was presumably black so thats why I married a black woman. She is not a slave but she does serve me as a good wife should and knows her place. I think maybe if all black just knew their place then it wouldn't have to be just blacks that should be slaves. I think athiests should be the slaves.

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If you have a dark-skinned wife and a bunch of little half-breed mongrels running around, the way to get right with God is to just abandon them. That's Godly advice straight from the Bible. Your marriage doesn't count anyway and your children are bastards as far as God is concerned. Shout Glory!


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: GOD wants blacks to be SLAVES - 08-22-2012, 05:17 AM

Heaven (or Heaben as the black folks would say) need helpers too! The Angels are far too busy to cook and clean for us.

As you know "they" (the blacks) were created to serve. They will also serve us in Heaven!

The Good News is that honest, GODLY blacks DO go to Heaven, just a lower and separate Heaven. The bad news is, not many make it ...... as you can imagine.

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I can't believe the hate in your hearts! We all bleed red the same blood christ shed to pay the ultimate price for ALL of OUR sins. Until this forum I have never seen any church or "godly people" say such heartbreaking things, things so racist, and ignorant. I go to church.with my BLACK neighbor and the church is mixed with various ethnicity but it does not matter what color someones skin is, our body is just a shell. Slavory of any kind is for the lazy, incompitant people.

Bash me all you want. It matters not what you think of me. God has answered so many prayers for me, I thank god every day for my blessings Iam a lesbian and he made it clear to me that its ok for no sin is worse than another to god. The lord in heaven loves me as he lovesall who holds him in their hearts no matter what color of skin he blessed them with or gender OR who they LOVE. I pray for people to replace the hate with love amen
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Lightbulb Re: GOD wants blacks to be SLAVES - 09-11-2012, 08:23 PM

If you want a slave hire a butler or a maid.
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...Iam a lesbian and he made it clear to me that its ok for no sin is worse than another to god...
First off, the "no sin is worse than another" is ACTUALLY RIGHT!!! Any sin gets your backside tossed into God's loving eternal barbeque.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

So congrats for that.

But about the lesbianism and God taking the time from His hectic daily schedule of not doing much of anything at all about the constant and needless suffering in the world to let you know, personally, that everything said in the Bible about homosexuals (and those that abet them) being abomination to Him is wrong, when exactly did this happen? Why do you think that you are so important to the Creator of the entire universe that only YOU deserved to know the truth? Did He mention any reason that He could have for keeping the other 7+ BILLION of us on this planet in the dark, when as an omnipotent being, He could just instantly change every Bible in the world to reflect this new, updated God 2.0?


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Bash me all you want. It matters not what you think of me. God has answered so many prayers for me, I thank god every day for my blessings Iam a lesbian and he made it clear to me that its ok for no sin is worse than another to god. The lord in heaven loves me as he lovesall who holds him in their hearts no matter what color of skin he blessed them with or gender OR who they LOVE. I pray for people to replace the hate with love amen
Oh dear. I can see your church has just made a fool of you, your neighbor, and all your church-going buddies. Clearly that church wants your money and will say anything you want to hear in hopes of bringing you in to keep the pews warm on Sunday, filling up their silver dishes with your own hard-earned money. It's a shame and I pity you so I will share with you what you need to know.

The LORD doesn't really care what your sins are, just the fact that you sin makes you like a piece of, excuse my language, excrement in an otherwise beautiful masterpiece of art. You see, the world around you was created beautifully, perfectly, with every nuance carefully planned for. Man brought sin into the world and thus ruined not only the beauty, but also the practicality, the availability for one to properly enjoy this beautiful creation. You, being a sinful creature, are a part of the problem and the LORD doesn't care what flavor of pooh you are, just that you recognize your disgusting presence and do something about it.

That something is belief in Christ Jesus! Why, all you need to do is believe that God was actually born a man but never gave up His godhood, was born from a virgin, no less, died for your sins, and miraculously came back to life. He then floated up through the clouds, out of the atmosphere with no worries about lack of oxygen or air pressure (those variables don't matter to God), and has prepared a place in Heaven for True Christians™ to come be with Him forever and ever. He is cleverly hidden from the many telescopes pointed towards the Heavens this very day, but make no mistake, He is coming back soon!

Once you do that, your pooh-like essence will be mysteriously invisible to God. It will be like your disgusting human nature doesn't even exist, all God will see is His beautiful Son, Jesus, cloaking your nasty, skanky self! Isn't that just the sweetest thing anyone could do?

But dear, if you continue in your sinful ways, then Jesus cannot offer this means of hiding your identity. Instead of seeing Jesus's face on your body, the LORD will see your ugly mug, spiting him with every kiss you offer another woman. You might as well walk right over to the most important person in your life and take a crap right on their favorite meal, for all the respect you give the LORD. Why continue doing that? Why not repent, join a real church, one that will tell you the God's Honest Truth, and baptize you with a guarantee for Salvation? Friend, you are most welcome to change your ugly ways and join us.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: GOD wants blacks to be SLAVES - 09-11-2012, 09:13 PM

My trust is in god, not you. you can not destroy my faith. Nor can you say my church is making a fool of me or my neighbor. Don' t even say they just want money haha, I know your precious pastor just got a fancy new car. Don't judge or speak about things or people you do not know. Why would the lord answer my prayers if im what you call unsaved trash? he hears me everyday when I pray try and say other wise without saying he's wrong its love thy neighbor not hate thy neighbor. =(
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Default Re: GOD wants blacks to be SLAVES - 09-11-2012, 09:24 PM

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If you want a slave hire a butler or a maid.
LaQrundrellia is a black woman. She was undergoing rehabilitation for her Negro-hating ways, but appears to have failed in her treatment.

As for you, talking about your "church" when you have named yourself after not just a practitioner of witchcraft, but one who is undeniably evil . . . Yeah, I believe you go to church.


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Default Re: GOD wants blacks to be SLAVES - 09-11-2012, 09:31 PM

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My trust is in god, not you...
The "god" that only exists in your imagination, you mean. The God of the Bible has very different ideas (condoning slavery and the execution of homosexuals, non-virgin brides, and disobedient children, for example).

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Only you can do that.

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...Nor can you say my church is making a fool of me or my neighbor. Don' t even say they just want money haha, I know your precious pastor just got a fancy new car...
Oh? Which one? Landover has dozens of pastors and associates.

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...Don't judge or speak about things or people you do not know. Why would the lord answer my prayers if im what you call unsaved trash?...
Does He? How do you know it's not Satan telling you that being a rugmuncher is OK, opposite to what the Bible tells us God has decreed?

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...he hears me everyday when I pray try and say other wise without saying he's wrong its love thy neighbor not hate thy neighbor. =(
Why don't you read this nice sermon Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson has written about that subject? It might clear up a few of the many misconceptions you are suffering from: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?


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I know your precious pastor just got a fancy new car.
And it's "Dusty Rose", NOT PINK!

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What evidence do you have that He hears and answers all of your prayers?


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Default Re: GOD wants blacks to be SLAVES - 09-11-2012, 10:23 PM

What evidence do you have that he hasn't? Much love to you all but nobody but the lord is perfect (everyone is a sinner).
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Default Re: GOD wants blacks to be SLAVES - 09-11-2012, 10:42 PM

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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Default Re: GOD wants blacks to be SLAVES - 09-11-2012, 11:03 PM

Didyamiss much... I think you missed it all.. You put words in my mouth that I never implied.
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Default Re: GOD wants blacks to be SLAVES - 09-11-2012, 11:12 PM

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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Keep reading:

(John 3:17-20) "For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved."

Your filthy lesbian escapades are evil. You are going to Hell.

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Default Re: GOD wants blacks to be SLAVES - 09-11-2012, 11:26 PM

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What evidence do you have that he hasn't? Much love to you all but nobody but the lord is perfect (everyone is a sinner).
And here's another thread you should read: True Christians are Perfect!

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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Two verses later: John 3:18 "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."

Note that belief is insufficient (in and of itself) for salvation. Perfect obedience to the other 31,101 verses and their 600+ commandments is also required.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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Didyamiss much... I think you missed it all.. You put words in my mouth that I never implied.
What did I misunderstand, then? You've replaced the God of the Bible with your own personal Jesus and don't understand when people who actually know the Bible's teachings react with understandable horror to your heretical musings.


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