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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-04-2018, 04:54 PM

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No you're not. Mr. Much just alerted you to the fact that Jesus will Sparta-kick your soul straight down into Hell regardless of your petty beliefs about other people. The rational response would be to learn about how you can avoid this fate. The Bible has the answers! We can help!

How am I being petty? I believe all people are equal, regardless of beliefs or lack thereof.
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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-04-2018, 04:56 PM

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How am I being petty? I believe all people are equal, regardless of beliefs or lack thereof.
Compared to the Creator of all humans, your opinions are petty. All people are not equal, the Holy Bible is very clear on this, and anyone who looks at life with eyes wide open will see this.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-04-2018, 05:02 PM

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Compared to the Creator of all humans, your opinions are petty. All people are not equal, the Holy Bible is very clear on this, and anyone who looks at life with eyes wide open will see this.

People are both good and bad, whether they believe in a god or not.
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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-04-2018, 05:03 PM

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People are both good and bad, whether they believe in a god or not.
Irrelevant.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-04-2018, 05:17 PM

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Irrelevant.

How is it irrelevant? We're all capable of doing good and doing evil.
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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-04-2018, 05:22 PM

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How is it irrelevant? We're all capable of doing good and doing evil.
Jesus won't Save you from Hell for being [your version of] good. If you lack faith you are damned (John 3:18). What you need is Jesus, not some modern, western civilization version of morality, dear. Morality comes and goes but the LORD is forever and does not change (Hebrews 13:8).


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-04-2018, 05:28 PM

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Jesus won't Save you from Hell for being [your version of] good. If you lack faith you are damned (John 3:18). What you need is Jesus, not some modern, western civilization version of morality, dear. Morality comes and goes but the LORD is forever and does not change (Hebrews 13:8).

Look, I don't know what your problem is, but just because I don't believe in God doesn't mean I'm a bad person. Can't we all just get along?
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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-04-2018, 05:34 PM

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Look, I don't know what your problem is...
Because you haven't had the courtesy to familiarize yourself with your opponent's viewpoint (i.e. read the Bible). Cure your ignorance.

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...but just because I don't believe in God doesn't mean I'm a bad person...
Psalm 14:1 "(To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."


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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-04-2018, 05:37 PM

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Because you haven't had the courtesy to familiarize yourself with your opponent's viewpoint (i.e. read the Bible). Cure your ignorance.


Psalm 14:1 "(To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."

What's that suppose to mean?


Atheists are capable of doing good.
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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-04-2018, 05:47 PM

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Atheists are capable of doing good.
That won't keep them out of Hell, dear.




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Why not? Why shouldn't Atheists be allowed in Heaven?
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Why not? Why shouldn't Atheists be allowed in Heaven?
Well, if they don't believe in God, then how can they believe in Heaven? And how can they go to Heaven if they don't believe there is one?


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Well, if they don't believe in God, then how can they believe in Heaven? And how can they go to Heaven if they don't believe there is one?

But why should they be sent to Hell if they were good people for a majority of their lives?
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Why are you worried about being sent to a Hell you don't believe in?


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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-04-2018, 07:14 PM

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I'm not. The concept of Hell just confuses me.
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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-04-2018, 09:43 PM

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I'm not. The concept of Hell just confuses me.
Eternal torture for ticking off the creator of the universe seems pretty cut and dried to me. What can we clear up for you?


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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-04-2018, 09:58 PM

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I'm not. The concept of Hell just confuses me.
The Message of the Holy Bible plain enough even a simpleton can understand it - Fear and Obey God as it is your one and only duty (Ecclesiastes 12:13), and also this is the only way to avoid Hell (Matthew 10:28)! But fear not, friend, we have copies in our Church Bookstore / Gift and Jewelry Shop of just the book for you! Kindly send me your home address and I will personally purchase a copy and send it to you!




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-04-2018, 10:38 PM

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Eternal torture for ticking off the creator of the universe seems pretty cut and dried to me. What can we clear up for you?

How is not believing in God evil?
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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-04-2018, 11:07 PM

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The Message of the Holy Bible plain enough even a simpleton can understand it - Fear and Obey God as it is your one and only duty (Ecclesiastes 12:13), and also this is the only way to avoid Hell (Matthew 10:28)! But fear not, friend, we have copies in our Church Bookstore / Gift and Jewelry Shop of just the book for you! Kindly send me your home address and I will personally purchase a copy and send it to you!



You can do good WITHOUT believing in God. Can't we all just get along?
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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 11-04-2018, 11:39 PM

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You can do good WITHOUT believing in God. Can't we all just get along?
Atheists reject the fact that Jesus can be clearly seen, keenly sensed, and proven to be philosophically and scientifically necessary in our world and in our lives, and in turn can do no thing that isn't self-serving, destructive to society, and generally supports the Homosexual Agenda. Asking if we can "just get along" is like asking if the Jew and the Nazi can "just get along" despite fundamental differences in beliefs, cultures, and authority and power in society.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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