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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-21-2008, 08:18 PM
i woodnt let snotty marry my coon dog!
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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-22-2008, 01:14 AM
Silly, of course not - Snottyduck is Marrying me!

Oh, I don't think I'll sleep all night. So many plans to be made....

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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-22-2008, 01:20 AM
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i woodnt let snotty marry my coon dog!
That's a fine looking dog, Brother Skeeter. Is he going to be ready for coon hunting season, or has he still got that mysterious sore hindquarter problem?

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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-22-2008, 01:25 AM
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Regretfully, I must go offline now for the evening. If I wait around here any longer for a Certain Someone to come back I'll be getting all gray-haired and wrinkledy. Most unbecoming to a Bride.

So if anyone runs into Snottyduck on any thread, anywhere, please do the Christian thing for me and KEEP HIM OCCUPIED SO THAT HE DOESN'T GET AWAY AGAIN!!!!!

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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-22-2008, 11:08 AM
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Silly, of course not - Snottyduck is Marrying me!

Oh, I don't think I'll sleep all night. So many plans to be made....

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Dear SUV, you must realize if you would want to marry me you will have to go with me to various Goth parties and meet a lot of nice Goth people. I'm not sure you would want to sacrifice that much for me.
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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-22-2008, 12:48 PM
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Dear SUV, you must realize if you would want to marry me you will have to go with me to various Goth parties and meet a lot of nice Goth people. I'm not sure you would want to sacrifice that much for me.
My GOD, Hon, I have absolutely no problem with that! I love to meet nice people!

Maybe now would be a good time for you to tell me who these Gothics are. Do they enjoy wearing attractive gas masks also?
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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-22-2008, 12:51 PM
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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-22-2008, 01:35 PM
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My GOD, Hon, I have absolutely no problem with that! I love to meet nice people!

Maybe now would be a good time for you to tell me who these Gothics are. Do they enjoy wearing attractive gas masks also?
Oh, that and the fact I'm still unsaved trash, of course.
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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-22-2008, 01:37 PM
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Oh, that and the fact I'm still unsaved trash, of course.
Gee, I'll have to work on that. These Men of God are still only human, you know!

Well, I think maybe some of them are
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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-22-2008, 01:38 PM
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Oh, that and the fact I'm still unsaved trash, of course.
He does have a point there sister SUV.

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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-23-2008, 07:54 PM
Oh Sister Su! Congratulations on your upcoming, consumation!!

I get so giddy at these times!

PRAISE!

Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-23-2008, 08:23 PM
Thank you! Now, has anyone seen my almost-Godly Groom?



SEVEN DAYS AND THEY'RE GOING BY QUICK!!!
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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-24-2008, 04:47 PM
You're seriously not going to marry that Unsaved Trash are you?

Step up! Marry me, baby! You'll have to stop taking the Lord's name in vain, but I'll have you barefoot and pregnant in no time. How are your cooking skills? Do you own a boat? Can I see the motor?
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Step up! Marry me, baby! You'll have to stop taking the Lord's name in vain, but I'll have you barefoot and pregnant in no time. How are your cooking skills? Do you own a boat? Can I see the motor?
I'm not Sure if the Pastors allow the asking of a Godly Lady if you can see her motor on this board.

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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-24-2008, 07:36 PM
Don't talk like that. You're making my motor rev.

It's just that the chastity belt pinches so...
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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-25-2008, 03:46 AM
Aww.. how sweet, a wedding. Do I get an invite?
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Aww.. how sweet, a wedding. Do I get an invite?
Only 5 days left to go!!!

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Dear SUV, you must realize if you would want to marry me you will have to go with me to various Goth parties and meet a lot of nice Goth people. I'm not sure you would want to sacrifice that much for me.
Friend, True Christians™ are only too willing to meet "nice" goth people and dispose of them in the appropriate fashion, but what do you mean by sacrifice? Sacrifice to who?
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Aww.. how sweet, a wedding. Do I get an invite?
You've already got the best invitation you could possibly imagine - an invitation to eternal Salvation! You'll find it between the pages of your Bible.

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-25-2008, 07:40 PM
Most certainly hope you'll have a lovely wedding and a happy life together.
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Default Re: OH.MY.GOD. - 06-26-2008, 03:06 AM
Aww, I'm not sure how to respond to that. But, I hope everything works out to the best with you and your soon to be new husband. I wish you the best of luck with your new life as a married woman!

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