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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Lots of missionaries have been in Alaska converting the natives. I'm sure the President would negotiate a deal to leave their igloo churches at least until they melt.
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Will they melt, though, Brother Mr Mayor, Sir? I mean, we've all been bored to death by that Greta child nagging on and on about "climate change" and so-called "global" (as if!) warming, but it makes no sense at all. These things balance themselves out, and if parts of the world are getting hotter then other parts must be getting colder.
I would guess (and I am not a scientist so it
is only a guess) that places like Russia and Alaska that are already quite chilly will be the ones that get colder. So it would make sense for the President to sell Alaska back to the Russkies, who have been used to living in frozen conditions ever since the Cold War.
As the US paid $7.2 million for it in 1867, that would be $125 billion and change today
Maybe double that to take account of improvements made by the US? $250 billion is a small but useful sum and could be used to fund tax cuts.