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Default Only the strong survive - 03-28-2012, 09:30 AM

With all the crazy Ramadaners, PTSD and OWSers "out and about" (like that Herbert?--never could say it myself), Bobby-Joe might be well advised to inaugurate a BDSM seminar like this for our young folks. Do we still have a couple of water boards in the old barn?

A Pennsylvania church trying to toughen-up their young missionaries staged a mock kidnapping where they blindfolded youth group members, shoved them in a van, and subjected them to harsh interrogations.

And now John Lanza, pastor of the Glad Tidings Assembly of God in Middletown, Pa., is in hot water with members of his flock after one parent complained — and is under investigation by police.


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...#ixzz1qOvFo21Z



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Default Re: Only the strong survive - 03-28-2012, 10:02 AM

I think attempting to toughen up up kids is a great way to protect them from Gayness.

If a lithe young youth in the soft healthy glow of adolescence needs to go to the bath room he needs to know that he will be safe from the perennial penile perverted predator that is the 'Gayman'. make no mistake: the Gayman is a very real threat to cleaning limbed, vibrant, young and athletic young male WC users (and girls, I suppose). He waits in the CUBICLE WITHOUT THE LOCK (you know the one).

When my back is turned at work I hear him (but I never see him; which only goes to prove he has some thing to hide) as he depletes the tissue paper in nearby cubicles so his victim with have to break custom and ASK FOR TO TISSUE. and who will reply?

That's right: the Gayman. He uses the trapped, terrified tissue challenged teen's situation to 'open a dialogue' (sometimes gay slang even escapes me ). Then it is only a matter of time before the healthy, fresh faced handsome youth is in the 'clutches of castle cumalot' and a 'knight of the brown table'.

How different it would be if the naive yet rugged young man was trained to fight and fight hard! To be able to pound the Gayman into submission and escape, head held high, sweat glistening, golden locks tumbling twixt broad shoulder blades; the Gayman lies in puddle of his own stream.

That is the meaning of survival of the fittest.

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