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Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! -
04-04-2011, 09:57 AM
Oh, she was so innocent and sweet wasn't she?
Well, she now really takes the cake by bringing out an inflatable sex doll in her own liking.
Talk about graven images, Brothers and Sisters.
Can you believe it? Is this harlot an example for OUR children?
Personally, I think she should be locked up.
Don't forget:
Exodus 23:24
Thou shalt not bow down to their gods, nor serve them, nor do after their works: but thou shalt utterly overthrow them, and quite break down their images.
In this case, breaking it down should be easy. I would ask all our congregation to go to the shops where this "doll" is for sale, and to take a large needle with you.
This will ensure that sinners who buy them will pass out trying to blow her up before they'll be able to fornicate with "it".
Amen.
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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! -
04-04-2011, 10:13 AM
I’ve got $50 says that it will be one of those horrible pink plastic things from China about 4 foot tall and yellow painted hair. A complete swindle! I bought a Sarah Palin one and it’s they are nothing like who they are supposed to be, I am told.
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Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! -
04-04-2011, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
Oh, she was so innocent and sweet wasn't she?
Well, she now really takes the cake by bringing out an inflatable sex doll in her own liking.
Talk about graven images, Brothers and Sisters.
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Can you believe it? Is this harlot an example for OUR children?
Personally, I think she should be locked up.
Don't forget:
Exodus 23:24
Thou shalt not bow down to their gods, nor serve them, nor do after their works: but thou shalt utterly overthrow them, and quite break down their images.
In this case, breaking it down should be easy. I would ask all our congregation to go to the shops where this "doll" is for sale, and to take a large needle with you.
This will ensure that sinners who buy them will pass out trying to blow her up before they'll be able to fornicate with "it".
Amen.
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That's incredibly disturbing.
Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.
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Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! -
04-04-2011, 12:54 PM
False advertising: she doesn't know how to play a guitar.
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04-04-2011, 01:05 PM
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False advertising: she doesn't know how to play a guitar.
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Well spotted Brother! I hadn't noticed it yet.
Apparently, or so it seems, rumour has it that it costs (roughly) $ 27.95, but was sold out after 48 hours.
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Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! -
04-04-2011, 03:13 PM
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False advertising: she doesn't know how to play a guitar.
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Yes false advertising, Miley Cyrus cannot play the guitar but this girl looks like she has been happily strumming away.
Why somebody would spend $27.95 ( plus $9.99 Postage to the UK) on this kind of thing I will never understand .
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Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! -
04-04-2011, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
I’ve got $50 says that it will be one of those horrible pink plastic things from China about 4 foot tall and yellow painted hair. A complete swindle! I bought a Sarah Palin one and it’s they are nothing like who they are supposed to be, I am told.
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Looks quite realistic to me:
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Disgusting Miley Cyrus sexdoll needed! -
04-06-2011, 08:54 PM
Friends it has come to my attention that the whore Miley Cyrus has an inflatable version of herself for the sole purpose of sexing with. Makes me want to throw up when I imagine all those naked men thrusting and sweating! This is clearly a multi-level sin of the highest order! First of all shes a whore, that much is obvious. The fact that she has made this sex doll makes her an extraordinarily slutty whore. God will surely rain the brimstone extra hot over this one!
As you all may know, I have on my property a warehouse full of the most vile examples of sin known. I use these items in research and teaching so that when confronted with similar items a True Christian™ will recognize and learn to protect themselves with the Armor Of Jesus. Granted my collection is a pale shadow compared to the collections of certain other senior Pastors here but my building is a pretty good start.
I believe in my heart of hearts that this doll is completely necessary in my work. I would like to ask any of the Pastors here who may have one of these filthy dolls in their teaching room or ideally an unopened extra one they could sell me or donate to me I would be mighty obliged. I cant wait to get my hands on one so I can use it as an example!
Thanks and YIC,
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Re: Disgusting Miley Cyrus sexdoll needed! -
04-06-2011, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshall
Friends it has come to my attention that the whore Miley Cyrus has an inflatable version of herself for the sole purpose of sexing with. Makes me want to throw up when I imagine all those naked men thrusting and sweating! This is clearly a multi-level sin of the highest order! First of all shes a whore, that much is obvious. The fact that she has made this sex doll makes her an extraordinarily slutty whore. God will surely rain the brimstone extra hot over this one!
As you all may know, I have on my property a warehouse full of the most vile examples of sin known. I use these items in research and teaching so that when confronted with similar items a True Christian™ will recognize and learn to protect themselves with the Armor Of Jesus. Granted my collection is a pale shadow compared to the collections of certain other senior Pastors here but my building is a pretty good start.
I believe in my heart of hearts that this doll is completely necessary in my work. I would like to ask any of the Pastors here who may have one of these filthy dolls in their teaching room or ideally an unopened extra one they could sell me or donate to me I would be mighty obliged. I cant wait to get my hands on one so I can use it as an example!
Thanks and YIC,
Pastor Marshall
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I know for a fact that Jim received 12 sex dolls yesterday evening. 10 Miley Cyrus blow up dolls and 2 specially made "real dolls". One a Miley Cyrus and the other Miley Cyrus with short hair dressed up as that Justin Bieber chick. They are being distributed to various pastors for their Armor of the Christ seminars. You might want to speak with him.
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Re: Disgusting Miley Cyrus sexdoll needed! -
04-06-2011, 09:39 PM
Let me know when you get it.
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Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! -
04-06-2011, 09:51 PM
I am disgusted! That sort of thing belongs in my Sin Museum here on the Compound. I think I might have to purchase one to make an example of.
I agree the Palin one was very disappointing. Barely worth the price and not at all durable. I pray this one is more realistic to better demonstrate the sinful nature of this harlot.
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Re: Disgusting Miley Cyrus sexdoll needed! -
04-06-2011, 10:02 PM
I managed to see a short video of one being opened and Id say it was very realistic. Id like to thank Pastor Jim for this most anticipated acquisition.
The only other one in the Whores Of Satan display so far is a Lita Ford prototype sex doll from Sweden. That particular doll is one of a kind and I ordered it specifically after witnessing this video:
Money well spent, many souls saved witnessing with her. I expect similar if not better results from this latest addition.
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Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! -
04-08-2011, 03:23 PM
You people needs to relax. Sure it is wrong, but it was not Miley that made this. It was the sex-toy company who made it without her permission, and Miley is thinking about taking them to court!
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Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! -
04-08-2011, 03:38 PM
Shes clearly a whore. This realistic doll bends and contorts just like she would, it is an exact replica! How do you think they got it so exact? I submit that she mustve had sex with the designers and they took notes. All the profit she makes off this vile thing should be used to feed our starving Pastors in New Guinea.
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Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! -
04-08-2011, 08:27 PM
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You people needs to relax. Sure it is wrong, but it was not Miley that made this. It was the sex-toy company who made it without her permission, and Miley is thinking about taking them to court!
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You sure are dense friend, you have no idea how the liberal media works do you? Of course she authorized this, she's pulling a classic marketing ploy that only further draws attention to her filthy disgusting s*x doll.
This is the same media that tells you the earth is a sphere. Wake up!!
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Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! -
04-08-2011, 09:59 PM
I normally wouldn't say this, but since it's Men Only....
I'D achey-break her hymen.
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Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! -
04-10-2011, 01:14 AM
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Looks quite realistic to me:
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This doll is much more realistic than the Bristol Palin one. However, I could only afford the 'budget' Miley version, and although it also comes with an extremely realistic camel toe, I felt short-changed as she wasn't holding a microphone.....
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Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! -
04-11-2011, 06:58 PM
The one that looks better is the "realldoll" Billy Ray had commissioned for himself.
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Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! -
04-12-2011, 11:14 PM
Such a shame that Miley has become such a slut that she wants as many guys as possible to fornicate with her likeness. I can only imagine the number of godless heathens that have violated her youthful figure...
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Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll! -
04-12-2011, 11:58 PM
Shes helping men masturbate. Pretty sure thats a sin and since masturbation murders millions of unfertilized Christians every time it is done, Im also pretty sure she is going to Hell.
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