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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 05-04-2012, 09:57 PM

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You know using the bible for evidence is like saying "I can see an invisible unicorn but only I can see it and it's truly there"
How could anyone see an invisible unicorn? Have you been huffing the solvents?



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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 05-04-2012, 10:02 PM

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We heard you the first time. It was just really boring and unoriginal.
Facts aren't meant to be jokes. They're pieces of knowledge that should be known. Your argument is invalid.
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You know using the bible for evidence is like saying "I can see an invisible unicorn but only I can see it and it's truly there"
I suppose that's why atheists are a vast majority in the world, because only we poor deluded souls believe in a higher power.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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How could anyone see an invisible unicorn? Have you been huffing the solvents?
You're mentally challenged. There's seriously no better way to describe it.
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You're mentally challenged. There's seriously no better way to describe it.
So you actually believe that people who don't see invisible unicorns are mentally challenged? Wow! Way to turn reason on its head.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 05-04-2012, 10:11 PM

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We heard you the first time. It was just really boring and unoriginal.
First of all I was just stating my views and if other people have the same views as me so be it, I don't care if I'm an individual in my views or if I'm part of a group.Secondly, that post you replied wasn't me trying to put emphasis on my point it was simply me correcting a previous mistake
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So you actually believe that people who don't see invisible unicorns are mentally challenged? Wow! Way to turn reason on its head.
No. You just can't seem to take in anything that I'm saying. I'm beginning to think that you're making up more and more bullshit because you can't explain.
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So you actually believe that people who don't see invisible unicorns are mentally challenged? Wow! Way to turn reason on its head.
no his point had nothing to do with unicorns it was just a simile helping him to make his point
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No. You just can't seem to take in anything that I'm saying. I'm beginning to think that you're making up more and more bullshit because you can't explain.
You were the one who started going on about being able to see invisible unicorns. Perhaps if you said what you actually mean instead of trying to be clever...

So when did you begin worshipping Satan and trying to get people to reject God?



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You were the one who started going on about being able to see invisible unicorns. Perhaps if you said what you actually mean instead of trying to be clever...

So when did you begin worshipping Satan and trying to get people to reject God?
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 05-04-2012, 10:23 PM

Also this thread is stupid it was probably made by someone who had some sort of problem with video gaming based on some small incidents.Also why would there be anything in the bible against Portal 2? You're entirely misinterpreting the point of the game
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I WAS USING AN EXAMPLE OF SOME MADE UP DUMBASS. AND I'M SURE THAT YOU KNOW WELL THAT I'M AN ATHEIST! YOU'RE A TOTAL FU*KTARD!
Why make things up; especially something so implausible? Why so angry, friend?



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Why make things up; especially something so implausible? Why so angry, friend?
The reason he made something up that implausible was because it was equally implausible to your belief
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The reason he made something up that implausible was because it was equally implausible to your belief
Are you serious? Some idiot makes up an invisible unicorn which is totally unfalsifiable and it's supposed to be on a par with God, for whom there is an overwhelming body of evidence?

You atheists do make me chuckle.



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Are you serious? Some idiot makes up an invisible unicorn which is totally unfalsifiable and it's supposed to be on a par with God, for whom there is an overwhelming body of evidence?

You atheists do make me chuckle.
oh really.Your going to believe a book written by several people over a period of hundreds years that was also translated and rewritten a countless number of times and also had teachings edited to suit the preacher occasionally. That isn't fact it's garbage
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Are you serious? Some idiot makes up an invisible unicorn which is totally unfalsifiable and it's supposed to be on a par with God, for whom there is an overwhelming body of evidence?

You atheists do make me chuckle.
You still didn't understand what I said. LEARN TO READ
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 05-04-2012, 10:48 PM

All this forum does is take some out of context information, attempt to make it fit in with their shitty little book that goes on about salvation and then includes as much racism, sexism, and sectarianism as possible
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All this forum does is take some out of context information, attempt to make it fit in with their shitty little book that goes on about salvation and then includes as much racism, sexism, and sectarianism as possible
Leaving out your wholly biased spin on things...

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oh really.Your going to believe a book written by several people over a period of hundreds years that was also translated and rewritten a countless number of times and also had teachings edited to suit the preacher occasionally. That isn't fact it's garbage
Agsolutely friend. It is a book signed off on by God. The only book where one of the authors has been able to fine tune it over time to where it is Perfection.
The KJV was finalized way back in 1611, over 400 years ago. Your video porn has had no where near that much time to mature.

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