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Congratulations Colt .45! Awesome baby names... -
12-12-2013, 04:53 PM
I can tell these parents are decent God fearing Americans, and they fill my heart with pride!
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Birth Announcements:
Colt .45 Stratemeyer
Posted: Wednesday, December 11, 2013 9:52 am
Updated: 10:08 am, Wed Dec 11, 2013.
Colt .45 Stratemeyer was born Nov. 26, 2013 at Tillamook Regional Medical Center. He weighed seven pounds, two ounces. He joins his older brother, Hunter Allen Stratemeyer, 3.
Baby Colt’s parents are Joshua and Rebekah Stratemeyer of Toledo.
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Colt & Hunter, how awesome is that?
Here he is!
Now, I know we normally prefer good Biblical names, but can we think of other second best baby names? Or combinations, like Zachariah Smith & Wesson?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Congratulations Colt .45! Awesome baby names... -
12-12-2013, 04:58 PM
And no, I was not named after a double wide.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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12-12-2013, 05:23 PM
It seems like so long ago when parents took pride in raising their children to be American. Congratulations to little Mr. Colt. 45! May he long be a shining example of pride in oneself and one's country.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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12-12-2013, 07:29 PM
What an inspiration and lesson to all of those heathens who are stupidly giving their children names that will earn them the disdain of their classmates, like Moon Unit, and Dweezil.
I went Biblical with my sons Matthew, Mark (Jr.), Luke...and we are trying fervently for John next.

I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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12-13-2013, 08:43 AM
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...and we are trying fervently for John next. 
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I see John school in your near future.
Bless you, my volunteer men's washroom attendant,
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12-15-2013, 06:15 AM
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And no, I was not named after a double wide. 
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I heard that you were named Wide-Open because that was your mother's nick name.
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Re: Congratulations Colt .45! Awesome baby names... -
12-15-2013, 11:07 PM
I see a future graduate of Liberty University!
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Congratulations Colt .45! Awesome baby names... -
12-16-2013, 12:15 PM
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I see John school in your near future.
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I'm sure you do, padre, I'm sure you do.
Why you haven't been lifted yet only God knows.
I will pray that you get what you deserve.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Congratulations Colt .45! Awesome baby names... -
07-09-2023, 07:30 AM
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I see a future graduate of Liberty University!
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Hi guys
Congratulations on your bright future as a graduate of Liberty University! Your commitment to education and pursuit of knowledge will undoubtedly pave the way for success.
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Re: Congratulations Colt .45! Awesome baby names... -
07-10-2023, 11:56 AM
It's worth noting here that prayer will not get you into a Liberal Arts College because no prayerful life results in you're wanting to go there.
On a brighter note, by not associating with types named Smew, Blinky, Rollo, Twinkles, Gaylord, Bucephalus, Zuly, Goddess, Allegra, Tequila and so on, the likelihood of having to name a baby unexpectedly during your Studio Design, Ethnic Studies or [I kid you not] Culinary Arts ___
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While they become proficient in tasks like, vegetable chopping, spice blending, and potato boiling, [students] may not develop abilities applicable to a broader range of occupations.
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___and to be frank if I were to embark on a 3-year degree course about how to boil a potato, it may not be out of the question that baby naming would appear on the syllabus: sort of off-off-Broadway if you see what I mean: just say “No” to Twinkles, Rollo and Bucephalus.
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