[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Brothers and Sisters! I have just read the most awful thing! In this interview here, the truth is out about a man I believed in, a man I thought was a true American hero. I even believed he had what it takes to be a True Christian™.

Well, my hopes are now dashed! Read this excerpt from the interview yourself and tell me you don't share my complete disappointment in Joe the Plumber!

Have you ever stolen anything?

When I was a very little boy, I don't exactly remember it, I guess we were going through a department store and I stole a pair of silk female garments and put them beneath my butt because I apparently liked how it felt.



On a scale of 1 to 10, how attractive are you?

I hope I'm at least a 7.



What's the last lie you told?

You know, I don't really make a habit of lying. I get on my son about it all the time. I don't want to come off as self righteous but I can't remember. I probably told a lady she looked fine and maybe she didn't.

Joe the Plumber, aka Sam Wurzelbacher, comes right out and admits to lying, stealing, wearing womens clothes, and thinking he is far more attractive than he actually is! Can you believe it!?! Let's take these sins in reverse order.

His mouth is full of cursing and deceit and fraud: under his tongue is mischief and vanity.

He sitteth in the lurking places of the villages: in the secret places doth he murder the innocent: his eyes are privily set against the poor.
Psalm 10:7-8

First, Joe is far from a "seven" in the looks department. Let's be reasonable Joe, you're a "four" at best! And as someone who considers himself a "three" on a good day, I think I know what I'm talking about!



The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Deuteronomy 22:5

He put silk ladies underpants "under his butt" because it "felt good"?!?! The Lord doesn't give you a pass because a sin feels good, He hates it EVEN MORE if it feels good! And correct me if I'm wrong here, but what sort of man wears women's clothes? A homo, that's who!



Thou shalt not steal.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
Exodus 20:15-16

C'mon Joe, lying and stealing are in the danged 10 Commandments and you can't even remember THAT?!?! I read the whole KJV 1611 and I don't find anywhere where it says it's OK to sin if you feel like it or if it's convenient!

A lie is a lie and stealing is stealing! Pure and simple! And to think that I once admired this lying, stealing, vain, Hell-bound homo crossdresser!

Joe the Plumber, you disgust me!!!

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[Professor Bessemer]

This saddens me greatly Brother Portway. While Mr. Wurzelbacher has a colorful way of speaking, I am not ashamed to say that his views are not that far away from my own. Why, just recently he stated his views on homsexuality and immigration and I cannot say that I disagree with him.

Originally Posted by Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher

He drew cheers at a tea party rally last month in Cincinnati when he told the crowd not to let "a bunch of liberal pansies" take away their rights.

"Illegal immigration?" he said. "Put a fence up and start shooting."

Wurzelbacher has never been shy about sharing his views even if they open him up to critics.

He told Christianity Today in an interview last year that he believes gays are "queer" and said he won't allow them near his children.

"I've had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn't have them anywhere near my children," he said. "But at the same time, they're people, and they're going to do their thing."

He also said that too many Republicans use God "to invoke sympathy or invoke righteousness, but they don't stay the course."

Much like many other closeted sodomites, Mr. Wurzelbacher used his bully pulpit to condemn other queers while he himself is an admitted transvestite. It is very sad day indeed. I only hope that the Tea Partiers in Ohio can quickly distance themselves from Joe the Gay Plumber and continue their Godly work.

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[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

I think the Tea Party folks need to protect themselves from the silk panty wearing likes of Joe the Plumber.

The liberal media delights in finding conservative spokesmen that have spindles up their butts (or worse). Even if the spokesman is saying God's Holy truth about the homers, if that same person is also diddling manly male ding dongs all night long, that is all the media is going to cover.

[Sister Sanctimony]

I knew he was a sissy-boy when I saw him at a rally and he didn't even flirt with me.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

I knew there was something queer about him the minute I saw him. Thank you for confirming my suspicions. Apparently it's pretty trendy in the gay community to be a macho guy with a shaved head.

[Seth Campbell]

Figures, why else would Sam want everyone to call him Joe. Isn't that the name prostitutes in Asia call their customers? "Hey Joe f**key suckey five dolla".

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

I knew there was something queer about him the minute I saw him. Thank you for confirming my suspicions. Apparently it's pretty trendy in the gay community to be a macho guy with a shaved head.

Now we know the truth!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Joe the Plumber is dead. He was only 49 years old.

In spite of what our family here at LBC found out about his secret life, he stepped up and endorsed Republicans and scorned Obama. For that we must give him credit.

Frankly, I think he may be dead because Biden was afraid Joe would embarrass him like Joe embarrassed Obama. I'm going to be watching to see if anyone investigates the death of young Joe the Plumber.

Joe the Plumber, who questioned Obama's tax policies during the 2008 campaign, has died at 49 - POLITICO

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Joe the Plumber is dead. He was only 49 years old.

In spite of what our family here at LBC found out about his secret life, he stepped up and endorsed Republicans and scorned Obama. For that we must give him credit.

49? It seems like he was barely getting started - I thought he would be President one day. Alas, his poor customers will have to endure unsanitary odors until a new guy is hired. Let it be known he died doing what he loved, laying pipe or plums or whatever plumbers do.

It seems many historical effluences are coming together lately. Joe's vision for himself, and the average working class male voter, is to work harder for less pay in accordance with free market ideals. If a Chinaman can make the widgets cheaper, then Joe is happy to compete with him in a race to the bottom. Otherwise what are we? A man without principles to die for is but an empty shell. Give him 12 hr shifts x 6 days a week and 4 hr on Sunday and he will be a happy contributing member of society. This is basic civics.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

49? It seems like he was barely getting started - I thought he would be President one day. Alas, his poor customers will have to endure unsanitary odors until a new guy is hired. Let it be known he died doing what he loved, laying pipe or plums or whatever plumbers do.
It seems many historical effluences are coming together lately. Joe's vision for himself, and the average working class male voter, is to work harder for less pay in accordance with free market ideals. If a Chinaman can make the widgets cheaper, then Joe is happy to compete with him in a race to the bottom. Otherwise what are we? A man without principles to die for is but an empty shell. Give him 12 hr shifts x 6 days a week and 4 hr on Sunday and he will be a happy contributing member of society. This is basic civics.

That's a good reflection of Joe the Plumber, Dr. Toole. One problem I have with plumbers is that union membership is popular among them. It was not a problem with Joe, specifically. He did not have a plumber's license and dreamed of one day getting a plumber's license, borrowing money and starting an independent Republican plumbing company. McCain was not quite as enamored with Joe after he learned he really was not a plumber. Apparently, he never got his license, so he never joined the plumber's union. RIP Joe the Plumber.