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09-25-2023, 02:57 AM
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Ex-Homo! Yes I struggled with Sodomania for many years, before I found Christ I share this testimony often in the hope that it encourages fudge packers like yourself to give up your hairy man ass loving ways, and see the light of our Lord Jesus!
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Hey Bessy , Jake and me were just about to hit it when ur msg came in. Go ahead & tell us abuot ur amazing conversion. Let the 'fudge packerss ' of the world know ur story. we could use a good laugh ! `
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09-25-2023, 03:19 AM
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Hey Bessy , Jake and me were just about to hit it when ur msg came in. Go ahead & tell us abuot ur amazing conversion. Let the 'fudge packerss ' of the world know ur story. we could use a good laugh ! `
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I see no point in giving testimony about my previous lifestyle and my many bizarre and depraved sexual paraphilias such as my fecophilia. Like a lot of homos I greatly enjoyed defecating, eating lots of food and holding it in to achieve the largest stool possible. I enjoyed using "sounding rods" as well. Large thick electrified metal rods that are shoved down the urethra with the intention of inflicting as much pain and damage as possible on the receiver. I would tell you about these things and my past, but I fear it would just read as erotica to you seing as how you are in an active episode of sodomania. We hear at Landover will pray for you seeing as that's all we can do, barring a forcible commitment to the LBC Asylums conversion unit. Lucky for you though the Department of Faith tells me you don't reside in Freehold.
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09-25-2023, 03:28 AM
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Ex-Homo! Yes I struggled with Sodomania for many years, before I found Christ I share this testimony often in the hope that it encourages fudge packers like yourself to give up your hairy man ass loving ways, and see the light of our Lord Jesus!
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I know you have a different opinion of fags, and all because you used to be one Doc, but I don't really know if I believe a fag can be converted I think your an exception to the rule Professor, but generally speaking once a fag always a fag. I don't think we should waste time praying, or God forbid waste tangible resources, time, and money housing this loony and trying to fix him. I say If he ever comes to Freehold we should just stone him, or perhaps instead of stoning him we could bury him to his neck and let my birds peck him to death.
Cockfighting is an American tradition, and our GOD GIVEN RIGHT!
Genesis 1:26 "And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth."
PETA, and The Humane Society are sworn enemies of God!
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Re: OK my Intro -
09-25-2023, 05:21 AM
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...Jake told me the real rason Sodom & Gomorrrah was destroyed is cuz they didnt take cre of their people. nothing to do wiht the gay stuff. whats ur take on this ? ...
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Jake's never read the Bible, either, and should not be used as a resource for knowledge about the Bible.
Short version of Genesis 19 in very plain English: Guy named Lot is staying in Gomorrah. Two dudes walk into town. Lot recognizes them as angels, and invites them to to stay at his place. Later on, the other men in the town demand that Lot brings his guests out to get gang-gay-raped (local welcoming tradition, maybe; source does not elaborate). Lot refuses, and offers his two young virgin daughters in their place. The townsfolk refuse the offer, and are trying to break down the door when the angels make all of them go blind. Lot and his family are making tracks the next morning when God in His very limited Mercy destroys the place with the proverbial fire & brimstone (including the women and children who had no part in the evening's festivities).
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09-25-2023, 08:51 PM
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Romeo no I dont want that book. dont understand Latin have no intentoin of learning it. Stop lifting weighg? R U kidding me Ibve been lifting since i was 14. U should try it sometme. & get rid of those spagetti arms.
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That's a very bad attempt at seducing someone, sinner!
The women of this forum already attempted to seduce me more than a time. What makes you think that a person practicing the sin of the jew Eugene Sandow can manage to seduce me?
Please, repent!
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09-26-2023, 09:03 PM
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That's a very bad attempt at seducing someone, sinner!
The women of this forum already attempted to seduce me more than a time. What makes you think that a person practicing the sin of the jew Eugene Sandow can manage to seduce me?
Please, repent! 
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Mr. Rovagnati, please. What  woman from  would fancy a Cathyolick such as yourself? If you had ever truly read the  , then you would know that we are ordered not to have any part of such nonsense!
II Corinthians 6:14 " Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?"
II Timothy 3:1-5:
1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of  ;
5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
I had placed Mr. Brickall's name at the top of my prayer list for this week's McGill Street Ladies' Wednesday Afternoon Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social, but I'm afraid he will have to share that spot with you!
And, I will be thanking you to not make any further false accusations about the very fine Ladies of Landover!
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the  of  "
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09-27-2023, 01:12 AM
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I see no point in giving testimony about my previous lifestyle and my many bizarre and depraved sexual paraphilias such as my fecophilia. Like a lot of homos I greatly enjoyed defecating, eating lots of food and holding it in to achieve the largest stool possible. I enjoyed using "sounding rods" as well. Large thick electrified metal rods that are shoved down the urethra with the intention of inflicting as much pain and damage as possible on the receiver. I would tell you about these things and my past, but I fear it would just read as erotica to you seing as how you are in an active episode of sodomania. We hear at Landover will pray for you seeing as that's all we can do, barring a forcible commitment to the LBC Asylums conversion unit. Lucky for you though the Department of Faith tells me you don't reside in Freehold.
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Look it dont drag me in2 ur sick fantasies ur alone there. Its a good thing ur bum is sewed up I dont want 2 even imagine what you could get up 2. Forcible confinement dont make me laugh. asylyms conversion , unit just wait til i tell Jake & the boys !!
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09-27-2023, 01:17 AM
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That's a very bad attempt at seducing someone, sinner!
The women of this forum already attempted to seduce me more than a time. What makes you think that a person practicing the sin of the jew Eugene Sandow can manage to seduce me?
Please, repent! 
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Romieo I wasnt trying to sduce u. No offence intended but im not into scrawny twiggy guys. put some protein in ur diet & get to a gym and then maybe we"ll talk . & repent of what exactly ? Ive done nothnig wrong .=, what is it with u guys & acting like ur perfect & righteoeus .?
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09-27-2023, 03:03 PM
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Romieo I wasnt trying to sduce u. No offence intended but im not into scrawny twiggy guys. put some protein in ur diet & get to a gym and then maybe we"ll talk . & repent of what exactly ? Ive done nothnig wrong .=, what is it with u guys & acting like ur perfect & righteoeus .? 
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Dear Mr. Brickall, I realize that this may be none of my business, but I'm going to ask anyway: what on Earth do you need such big muscles for? Are you engaged in some sort of heavy, manual labor? I can't think of any reason why anybody needs to engage in such hard work, punishing his or her body, to achieve that type of physique. Most of the heavy-duty work these days is performed by machinery, and it does not require manual effort. For example, they have tow trucks to move cars. Nobody has to push one to get from A to B.
Or, are you, perhaps secretly trying to emulate the  ,  ? It is no doubt that He possesses tremendous strength, what with defeating Satan and rolling away the stone from His own tomb. All you really need is to trust in the  , and He will strengthen you. Forget about all of that gymnasium stuff, and whatever chemicals you ingest to grow those muscles.  was just naturally strong (thanks to  superior genetics) and He did not use steroids to get stronger — and neither should you!
Philippians 4:13 " I can do all things through  which strengtheneth me."
And, it would be better for you to get some wholesome, aerobic exercise instead of lifting those weights. You might consider doing something fun and energetic, like this:
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the  of  "
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09-27-2023, 05:34 PM
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Dear Mr. Brickall, I realize that this may be none of my business, but I'm going to ask anyway: what on Earth do you need such big muscles for? Are you engaged in some sort of heavy, manual labor? I can't think of any reason why anybody needs to engage in such hard work, punishing his or her body, to achieve that type of physique.
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Mr. Brickwall is quite foolish. Jesus will return soon, the end is near. Anyone's physical fitness will make no difference. Only the righteous will ascend. Being buff and fit will make no difference is the fires of hell.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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09-28-2023, 12:58 AM
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Mr. Brickwall is quite foolish. Jesus will return soon, the end is near. Anyone's physical fitness will make no difference. Only the righteous will ascend. Being buff and fit will make no difference is the fires of hell.
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Tell that to Trumkp. hes getting jacked like u wouildn't believe. obvs he believes fi tness makes a difffrence now . Look at him dude !
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09-28-2023, 01:15 AM
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Dear Mr. Brickall, I realize that this may be none of my business, but I'm going to ask anyway: what on Earth do you need such big muscles for? Are you engaged in some sort of heavy, manual labor? I can't think of any reason why anybody needs to engage in such hard work, punishing his or her body, to achieve that type of physique. Most of the heavy-duty work these days is performed by machinery, and it does not require manual effort. For example, they have tow trucks to move cars. Nobody has to push one to get from A to B.
Or, are you, perhaps secretly trying to emulate the  ,  ? It is no doubt that He possesses tremendous strength, what with defeating Satan and rolling away the stone from His own tomb. All you really need is to trust in the  , and He will strengthen you. Forget about all of that gymnasium stuff, and whatever chemicals you ingest to grow those muscles.  was just naturally strong (thanks to  superior genetics) and He did not use steroids to get stronger — and neither should you!
Philippians 4:13 " I can do all things through  which strengtheneth me."
And, it would be better for you to get some wholesome, aerobic exercise instead of lifting those weights. You might consider doing something fun and energetic, like this:
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Sorry 4got to anser u Mrs White. I enjoy working out with the duedes at the gym & who doesnt like being in top shape? & i do mean 'top" shape if u get my drft. thanx for the vid but flittting around like a butterfly isnot my thing. I do like 'horses' but not the tyipe in the vid just the 2 legged type.   now about the investment plan, if u can get ur accountant 2 advance $250K for now that will be a good start & the other $250K can come next month. i will give u pix of what we:re making soon . & u said something somewhere else about Jeesus giving me a mansion on a street paved wit gold ?? seriously u dont believe that do u? pix or it isnt real .
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Re: OK my Intro -
09-28-2023, 05:55 AM
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Look it dont drag me in2 ur sick fantasies ur alone there. Its a good thing ur bum is sewed up I dont want 2 even imagine what you could get up 2. Forcible confinement dont make me laugh. asylyms conversion , unit just wait til i tell Jake & the boys !!
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We may have to put this one in quarantine.
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Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
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09-28-2023, 12:32 PM
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We may have to put this one in quarantine. 
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Bessy u R hilarioius. Quarantine my size 13 feet. 1st u said i had to go 2 some sodommania Freehold lab. Then u said somethnig about fircible confinemnt in a Lbc asylum conversoin unit &now its quarantine. Whats next , making me sit in a corner somewhere ? get a life dude ' nobodys rattling ur chain . Live & let live & let the sun shine in .
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09-28-2023, 01:34 PM
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Ezekiel - whats worthless about peace?
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Don't change the subject: that's a common Communist tactic.
Peace can only be achieved through strife:
M't:10:34: Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Some folks require a bit of active changing.
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09-28-2023, 04:47 PM
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Sorry 4got to anser u Mrs White. I enjoy working out with the duedes at the gym & who doesnt like being in top shape? & i do mean 'top" shape if u get my drft. thanx for the vid but flittting around like a butterfly isnot my thing. I do like 'horses' but not the tyipe in the vid just the 2 legged type.   now about the investment plan, if u can get ur accountant 2 advance $250K for now that will be a good start & the other $250K can come next month. i will give u pix of what we:re making soon . & u said something somewhere else about Jeesus giving me a mansion on a street paved wit gold ?? seriously u dont believe that do u? pix or it isnt real .
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Mr. Brickall: we do not require photographs to know that the Truths contained within the glorious  are, in fact, true. We have FAITH in the promises of the  , and that's all that really matters. What else would a person possibly want?
Romans 10:17 "So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of  ."
I Corinthians 2:5 "That your faith should not stand in the wisdom of men, but in the power of  ."
I so hope that you will take these words very seriously, Mr. Brickall. Without faith in the  , you will have many serious regrets later on.
John 3:18 " He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of  ."
Now, then, as far as your line of clothing is concerned, I have discussed this with both my accountant and my lawyer. If there is the possibility of a good return on my investment, then I could be persuaded to invest, but certainly nowhere near $500,000. Please provide a few photos of the clothing designs. I am not interested in sloppy, stretchy, "one size fits all" outfits: the sort of things one sees from Walmart shoppers. And, please, understand: if your clothing is made by the C.H. Ina Company, and not in  , then I am — most assuredly — NOT interested!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the  of  "
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Re: OK my Intro -
09-29-2023, 06:43 AM
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Bessy u R hilarioius. Quarantine my size 13 feet. 1st u said i had to go 2 some sodommania Freehold lab. Then u said somethnig about fircible confinemnt in a Lbc asylum conversoin unit &now its quarantine. Whats next , making me sit in a corner somewhere ? get a life dude ' nobodys rattling ur chain . Live & let live & let the sun shine in .
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Your smart-ass heathen attitude is typical of raging gym homos on steroids and other narcotics such as yourself. You are the one who needs to get a life and turn it over to Jesus. You joined God's Favorite Forum 10 days ago, and have made 52 posts since yet it appears you have absorbed nothing from the good people here at LBC so for everybody's safety you may very well end up being involuntary committed. High Voltage Shock Therapy applied directly to the testis whilst displaying graphic pictures, and video of typical of homosexual acts (feces play, corprophagia, fisting, bdsm) over 75% of patients reported a positive response and abstained from homosexual behavior if only for fear of being committed and forced through the treatment again. It's just 1 part of my Ex-Gay Therapy program that I've been developing for years.
If you truly are not in Freehold or Iowa though we have a virtual asylum here on the forums for unrepentant fags and whackjobs like you called "Quarantine". Mind yourself young man nobody wants to see pictures of you and your homo buddies you make Jesus cry and vomit with your pictures
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Re: OK my Intro -
09-29-2023, 12:08 PM
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Your smart-ass heathen attitude is typical of raging gym homos on steroids and other narcotics such as yourself. You are the one who needs to get a life and turn it over to Jesus. You joined God's Favorite Forum 10 days ago, and have made 52 posts since yet it appears you have absorbed nothing from the good people here at LBC so for everybody's safety you may very well end up being involuntary committed. High Voltage Shock Therapy applied directly to the testis whilst displaying graphic pictures, and video of typical of homosexual acts (feces play, corprophagia, fisting, bdsm) over 75% of patients reported a positive response and abstained from homosexual behavior if only for fear of being committed and forced through the treatment again. It's just 1 part of my Ex-Gay Therapy program that I've been developing for years.
If you truly are not in Freehold or Iowa though we have a virtual asylum here on the forums for unrepentant fags and whackjobs like you called "Quarantine". Mind yourself young man nobody wants to see pictures of you and your homo buddies you make Jesus cry and vomit with your pictures 
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Bessy have u ever consdered not drinking 2 much coffee ? u sound really hyper. How about some nice green tea or chammomile to chill out ? Yeah so what if i take some roids to get the gains. It helps me to pump out teh last couple of reps and keep me gong strong.
& there is nothing wrong wt being gay. uy act like the sky is gonna fall in or something. Peace love harmony repsect is what matters. the way u talk u make it suound like you like hitler or those aQanon nuts . High voltage shock therpy dont make me laugh. u could get arrested 4 that. As for pix, i porimised Mrs White some px for a business so if u dont like the m then look at soemthing else. but here's a pic that shows someonne u like who likes big guys. Chill dude.
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Re: OK my Intro -
09-29-2023, 12:28 PM
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Mr. Brickall: we do not require photographs to know that the Truths contained within the glorious  are, in fact, true. We have FAITH in the promises of the  , and that's all that really matters. What else would a person possibly want?
Romans 10:17 "So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of  ."
I Corinthians 2:5 "That your faith should not stand in the wisdom of men, but in the power of  ."
I so hope that you will take these words very seriously, Mr. Brickall. Without faith in the  , you will have many serious regrets later on.
John 3:18 " He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of  ."
Now, then, as far as your line of clothing is concerned, I have discussed this with both my accountant and my lawyer. If there is the possibility of a good return on my investment, then I could be persuaded to invest, but certainly nowhere near $500,000. Please provide a few photos of the clothing designs. I am not interested in sloppy, stretchy, "one size fits all" outfits: the sort of things one sees from Walmart shoppers. And, please, understand: if your clothing is made by the C.H. Ina Company, and not in  , then I am — most assuredly — NOT interested!
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Mr.s White i bet u mean well but cant us ee that ur being taken 4 a ride ? u are talking about stories in a old book. nobody has proved heaven or hell exist & nobody knows what happens when we die. u can beleive waht u want if it makes u feel better but ur really using a crutch &# not relying on ur own srtength. But whatever floats ur boat & gets u thru ur day . When there is real proof then the whole wrold will see it but so far it all sounds lke faibles.
Ayway, as 4 the business , the clothing line will be leather, gym wear a& some under wear. Nothing formal or stuff that is worn at office work. All made here in USA 100% gauranteed .attached r some px so pls let me know when ur accountant will send the $250K. thanx .
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