[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

If that person does not know if he/she it, is a man or a woman we certainly cannot rely on the person knowing the difference between danger and safety.

FTFY

That would include not knowing the difference between the button to set things off and the lever to shut things down.

What about furries and/or tanks and submarines? Presumably if a General decided it was a lemur, a striped fur suit and some contact lenses would be provided – even a sturdy branch for creeping along while deciding the fate of nations. Foucault observed that insane persons are quite rational, given their assumptions about the world they inhabit, yet somehow strangely although Julius Caesar was not insane after a few generations the nutter set in strong and guess what came next? Caligula was no doubt following his lights but his lights regarding the empire were very different from reality and when applied outside the hothouse environment of his brain, even though other brains may have shared his insane delusions, in the broader world his empire failed.

Observer: “We are being attacked overland from the air.”
Lemur General: “Send in the nuclear submarines which in reality are tanks.”
Observer: “No they're not.”
Lemur General: “Tanks! Tanks! Launch the tanks! Lose the tankphobia, they are as much aircraft as I am a lemur!!”
Observer: “Yes. I know.”

..etc

[Johny Joe Hold]

Texas is a huge state. We True Christians™ celebrate that its politics favor Jesus.

Let's remember to celebrate Sept. 1. That is the date drag shows in from of those under 18 years of age are BANNED in Texas. parents will not have to stay awake all night worrying about what their children will see that the public library.

[BrotherLarry]

I am sure most of you know how I feel about drag. As a Christ centered certified gnathologist, may I assure you that I have worked with many a queen whose dental work reminded me of prior equine clients. Frightening but true.

However I assure you that your children are safer with Sharon Needles, Alaska, Manila Luzon, Willam, Miss Vangie, Ginger Minj, ND even her highness Ru Paul, than some men I have seen in church pews. People claiming to know Jesus but in secret worshipping the queen of Babylon.


The idea of sending small town preachers to libraries could backfire. This may shock you but as someone who has ministered to gay homosexual men in so many ways, I know there are gaywise ministers pretending to be straight in our churches as we speak. Surely those churches are more dangerous than some library in Pell City, Alabama. imagine if Landover had pastors recruiting boys for his personal use, bringing in new ones when they turned 18. Unthinkable and impossible but just imagine. Jesus help my struggling heart.


Instead, perhaps a safer thing to do is send some of our more rooted women pretending to be drag queens to share the gospel much as they do in our Sunday School classes. Sister Mitza would be perfect. My sweet great granny White is another ideal candidate although she would have to work on sounding queer. I could help with that since I practically speak gay as a second language.


Let's take the focus off queens and put it back where it belongs. Jesus Christ superstar of Nazareth. We know how to love Him. He deserves to be lifted up on the highest heels as we remember that He made the ultimate sacrifice for us. Like Miss Gloria Gaynor, He said He was the great I am what I am. Glory.


In the One Who was stripped of Fabulous Gowns,
BrotherLarry

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

I am sure most of you know how I feel about drag. As a Christ centered certified gnathologist, may I assure you that I have worked with many a queen whose dental work reminded me of prior equine clients. Frightening but true.

However I assure you that your children are safer with Sharon Needles, Alaska, Manila Luzon, Willam, Miss Vangie, Ginger Minj, ND even her highness Ru Paul, than some men I have seen in church pews. People claiming to know Jesus but in secret worshipping the queen of Babylon.

The idea of sending small town preachers to libraries could backfire. This may shock you but as someone who has ministered to gay homosexual men in so many ways, I know there are gaywise ministers pretending to be straight in our churches as we speak. Surely those churches are more dangerous than some library in Pell City, Alabama. imagine if Landover had pastors recruiting boys for his personal use, bringing in new ones when they turned 18. Unthinkable and impossible but just imagine. Jesus help my struggling heart.

Instead, perhaps a safer thing to do is send some of our more rooted women pretending to be drag queens to share the gospel much as they do in our Sunday School classes. Sister Mitza would be perfect. My sweet great granny White is another ideal candidate although she would have to work on sounding queer. I could help with that since I practically speak gay as a second language.

Let's take the focus off queens and put it back where it belongs. Jesus Christ superstar of Nazareth. We know how to love Him. He deserves to be lifted up on the highest heels as we remember that He made the ultimate sacrifice for us. Like Miss Gloria Gaynor, He said He was the great I am what I am. Glory.

In the One Who was stripped of Fabulous Gowns,
BrotherLarry

Oh, dearie me! I'm afraid that this will never do, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry; no, no — not at all! There is no way on Earth that a lady of (Mrs.) Isabella White's upbringing could ever sound "queer". Heaven above! I have often been told that I sound very much like dear Doris Packer ("Mrs. Watkins", in the sample video clip below), so your scheme is frightfully impossible! I'm afraid that you'll just have to rely on our beloved Sister Mitza — or Sister Joanna might do, in a pinch!

[BrotherLarry]

Dearest and most great of all great grannies,Please forgive me if my post made you clutch your cultured pearls. It was written in the spirit of defeating the Evil One and his attempts to enslave our youth in the bonds of gayhood. You know the zeal and hard work I have put into every boy I meet. I have even ministered wearing gowns by Dior, jewels from Cartier, and shoes by Roy Finkelstein of Brooklyn to snatch them from Satan's snare. I just know you would do anything to further my efforts. My humble apologies. Speaking of humble, as you probably know, Mother and Father are still alive and holding on to father's millions and three car dealerships.


Things are tight here so if you feel it in your heart to let me borrow your American Express, the Lord will richly bless you.


Power of attorney would be perfect.


With hugs and snuggles,
Great Grandbaby BrotherLarry

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

Dearest and most great of all great grannies,Please forgive me if my post made you clutch your cultured pearls. It was written in the spirit of defeating the Evil One and his attempts to enslave our youth in the bonds of gayhood. You know the zeal and hard work I have put into every boy I meet. I have even ministered wearing gowns by Dior, jewels from Cartier, and shoes by Roy Finkelstein of Brooklyn to snatch them from Satan's snare. I just know you would do anything to further my efforts. My humble apologies. Speaking of humble, as you probably know, Mother and Father are still alive and holding on to father's millions and three car dealerships.

Things are tight here so if you feel it in your heart to let me borrow your American Express, the Lord will richly bless you.

Power of attorney would be perfect.

With hugs and snuggles,
Great Grandbaby BrotherLarry

Oh, my! I am — indeed — so truly and terribly sorry to learn of your financial distress, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry; but, are you sure that you're trusting in the entirely — giving your all to ? I do believe, with all of my big heart, that Almighty has sent this timely message, just for you, to comfort and to encourage you in your time of need:

Proverbs 3:5,6:
5 Trust in the with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge , and he shall direct thy paths.

Now, then, as far as my finances are concerned, I'm afraid that I am just a wee bit over-committed to other pressing, urgent matters at this time. You see, Dear, our beloved is still in great need of his second jet aeroplane contributory funds, so as to take him around hither and yon, to preach the glorious Gospel, and to get back home safely. You can read about that in the attached message that was posted, ever so kindly, by dear Brother Dr. Toole, a while ago.

And, the second attachment concerns a rare Sevres tureen that I have put up for auction, with the proceeds to go to the aeroplane fund for . We can't be too generous in our support of our dear Pastor, you know! But, if you wish to bid on the tureen, then perhaps you could sell it, make a profit, and then donate funds to the jet aeroplane fund yourself. will bless you — abundantly — for doing so, and for doing so generously!

II Corinthians 9:7 "Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for loveth a cheerful giver."

[BrotherLarry]

Not to be blasphemous but perhaps you will recall my post of several years ago in which I am skeptical of this fund for posh planes, questioning where the money is going. I love Dr Toole immensely and I know he considers me a gift from Jesus, but he can be a little gullible. Apparently you can, too.

Surely I am more important than some old plane, dearest great granny, and I would never take advantage of your wealth in any way. I am sure you will reconsider. By the way do you still leave that extra key in the same place?


Hopefully not homeless in 48 hours,
Your great great grand baby
BrotherLarry

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

Not to be blasphemous but perhaps you will recall my post of several years ago in which I am skeptical of this fund for posh planes, questioning where the money is going. I love Dr Toole immensely and I know he considers me a gift from Jesus, but he can be a little gullible. Apparently you can, too.

Surely I am more important than some old plane, dearest great granny, and I would never take advantage of your wealth in any way. I am sure you will reconsider. By the way do you still leave that extra key in the same place?

Hopefully not homeless in 48 hours,
Your great great grand baby
BrotherLarry

Now, now, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry: I have every confidence that the jet aeroplane fund for our much-beloved is a most worthy cause. Why, how else is the Pastor supposed to get around to deliver the message of the glorious Gospel of the ? We cannot expect Benny Hinn and Creflo Dollar to do all of the work, you know! And, if you're a bit short of cash, might I recommend not going to see that Barbie movie three times (or more) in a row? I can only imagine how much money was wasted spent buying popcorn, soda, ju-jubes, potato chips, Mars bars, glossettes and whatever else it is that you youngsters like to munch on at the movies.

Yes, yes; rest assured that the key is still in the same place (near the geranium flowerpots), but I'm afraid that it's a bit tricky to get to. You see, Dear, I grew so tired of those Cathyolick kids next door forever kicking their footballs over into my prize-winning hydrangeas, so I decided to buy a few puppies, to patrol the property for me. Attached are their photos.

Kindly meet Tinkerbell, Diva, Aria and Stardust!

[handmaiden]

Someone's ears are falling down on the job.

[Johny Joe Hold]

In spite of setbacks, we cannot get discouraged in our fight against drag performances. We suffered a setback in Tennesse. Its legislature passed a perfectly sound law prohibiting drag. The state's big Pride Week was coming up and it looked like there would be no drag and therefore smaller attendance.

Along came the communist ACLU who somehow got courts to rule the law unconstitutional. Drag is against our religion. What about our rights?

Now a huge crowd is expected at the Tennesse drag show and Pride Week. We know drag is sin and refuse to be discouraged.

Tennessee Pride celebration crowd doubles amid anti-drag threats: report (msn.com)

[Johny Joe Hold]

And now another setback for Jesus. The State of Texas, a bastion of Bible-believing and God-fearing cowboys, has a wonderful Christian legislature which passed a no-nonsense law. It prohibited drag shows.

Now a Judge from right there in cow country has ruled the law unconstitutional. Who or what gives homers the right to dress up like girlies and dance around a stage?

Federal judge rules Texas drag ban unconstitutional (msn.com)

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

And now another setback for Jesus. The State of Texas, a bastion of Bible-believing and God-fearing cowboys, has a wonderful Christian legislature which passed a no-nonsense law. It prohibited drag shows.

Now a Judge from right there in cow country has ruled the law unconstitutional. Who or what gives homers the right to dress up like girlies and dance around a stage?

Federal judge rules Texas drag ban unconstitutional (msn.com)

Oh, Dear — what on Earth is going on now?! Something is terribly, terribly wrong in Texas, dear Brother Mayor Hold. I have a feeling that that judge was paid off, because — well, let's face it — this is Texas we're talking about, and everybody knows that real, Godly men run that state. Surely, this latest tragic twist won't last long. I have every confidence that once they realize what has happened, they will reverse that decision — immediately. I mean, who wants to see the likes of this parading down the main streets of Dallas?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Texas is a mystery. How can it be a state where abortions are almost impossible to get but have a judge who defends the drag shows Jesus hates? Someone tipped my off that Christmas Drag Show tickets are already on sale in San Antonio. We who celebrate Baby Jesus at Christmastime are mad about this:

Aztec Theatre - 2023 show schedule & venue information - Live Nation

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Texas is a mystery. How can it be a state where abortions are almost impossible to get but have a judge who defends the drag shows Jesus hates? Someone tipped my off that Christmas Drag Show tickets are already on sale in San Antonio. We who celebrate Baby Jesus at Christmastime are mad about this:

Aztec Theatre - 2023 show schedule & venue information - Live Nation

Oh, no; words fail, dear Brother Mayor Hold; words fail. Can those disgusting homersexualist perverts not (for once) leave Godliness alone, and leave dear out of their sinful shenanigans?

[MitzaLizalor]

Not all Texas is the same. I've always enjoyed my time there, mostly in Houston, beautiful trees and great food, elsewhere though

Her rose thou art sick.
The invisible worm,
That flies in the night
In the howling storm:

Has found out thy bed
Of crimson joy:
And his dark secret love
Does thy life destroy.

If they truly believed their claims to seek freedom, would they adhere to the reins of subjection once they'd escaped? Reestablishing the veriest ogres of idolatry in their new homes? Its priests and filthy temples having enabled the Hell of where they were before? Where they squandered so many lives to be free?

Of course not. The drag is no rose. God explains: it's a stink lily.

Amos 4:10

[Johny Joe Hold]

I was hoping our campaign to stop the Christmas Drag Show in San Antonio, TX would be successful. It's heartbreaking, but tickets went on sale today.

So many Freehold citizens head South for a while during the winter months. I wish I knew where each one of them goes and what they do to while away their time. Texas is a worry.

A Drag Queen Christmas Tickets at The Aztec Theatre San Antonio, TX | Tickets.Expert

[BrotherLarry]

This year in Godless New York City, we are hosting the 1st annual Christmas Heroes of the Bible Extravaganza, where we hope to compete against Texas by parading shirtless hairy men dressed as David, Moses, Job, Enoch, Peter, and John. Tickets are available for $75 and include hors d'œuvres prior to the show. We expect the spirit of the Christmas season to be flowing as men do what men should do, displaying their manhood and strength to all in shades of red and green.

Please, no guns for this performance. Over 18 only.

[Jason Brickall]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

This year in Godless New York City, we are hosting the 1st annual Christmas Heroes of the Bible Extravaganza, where we hope to compete against Texas by parading shirtless hairy men dressed as David, Moses, Job, Enoch, Peter, and John. Tickets are available for $75 and include hors d'œuvres prior to the show. We expect the spirit of the Christmas season to be flowing as men do what men should do, displaying their manhood and strength to all in shades of red and green.

Please, no guns for this performance. Over 18 only.

Count me in Lar Ill be there 4 sure. & Im bringing hunky Hank. He won the contest in SF last year & I know he could win this time .... but only if I was not going in the evebt @!!!!

[MitzaLizalor]

Don't be fooled.

The SF connection really drains the spirit, especially for billionaires of which I'd assume the area has plenty to choose from. I don't mean to suggest they look shifty or anything. But in 12 months one can age strongly.

Turn to Jesus today.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Jason Brickall

Count me in Lar Ill be there 4 sure. & Im bringing hunky Hank. He won the contest in SF last year & I know he could win this time .... but only if I was not going in the evebt @!!!!

Mr. Brickall, I do not like your idea — not one single, solitary bit. Not only is it disgusting that one of your friends would dress up as a fake , but what you are doing amounts to nothing less than BLASPHEMY! And I'm not the only who does not like it. Almighty detests blasphemy, and gave this very warning:

Mark 3:29 "But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation."

You had better think on, young man, or you will find yourself having no answer, and no forgiveness when you meet face to face!

And, before your date on Judgment Day happens, you might like to consider the very real possibility of going to jail here, just as this young pervert has done. I can see that we are going to need Dr. Bessemer's strictest treatments for you and homer your friends very quickly, Mr. Brickall!

A drag queen who dressed as Jesus Christ and performed a rock rendition of The Lord’s Prayer has been arrested in the Philippines under the country’s obscenity laws, sparking a fierce debate about free speech and protections for members of the LGBTQ community.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/06/asia/...hnk/index.html