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The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-17-2015, 08:14 PM
I  The Donald because he is strong, authoritative and blonde - like  !
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-17-2015, 08:37 PM
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I  The Donald because he is strong, authoritative and blonde - like  ! 
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From his portrait, I'd say he favors Pastor Zeke as well. Perhaps there is a connection. Cousins?
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-17-2015, 08:55 PM
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From his portrait, I'd say he favors Pastor Zeke as well. Perhaps there is a connection. Cousins?
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The thing about The Donald is that he reminds all women of the man they love. I can see the resemblance to Pastor Zeke, but to me, in this portrait, he looks more like my own dear husband Matthew  . Maybe it's the cricket whites. Who knew that Mr Trump was a professional-standard cricketer? You have to wonder where he finds the time.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-17-2015, 09:24 PM
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[...]I can see the resemblance to Pastor Zeke, [...]
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Something seems to be missing in the comparison. Perhaps this?:
Perhaps you should tithe a little more.
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08-17-2015, 09:43 PM
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Something seems to be missing in the comparison. Perhaps this?:
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My bad,
It seems the Trumpnado already upgraded his ¨wagon park¨:
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-18-2015, 12:03 AM
Women fall all over Donald. Princess Di played hard to get while planning to come to the U. S. and have herself a trophy husband. It all would have happened had not she died:
Donald Trump Hoped Princess Diana Would Be His 'Trophy Wife,' Says British TV Anchor  

Donald Trump and Princess Diana
By Simon Perry
@SPerryPeoplemag 08/17/2015 AT 11:45 AM EDT
Diana Trump?
Presidential hopeful Donald Trump wanted to woo Princess Diana so that she would one day become his wife, says former British TV anchor Selina Scott.
Scott, a long-standing Trump critic and veteran BBC television journalist, says that after Diana and Prince Charles divorced in 1996, Trump sent huge bouquets to the newly single princess's London home at Kensington Palace.
"Trump clearly saw Diana as the ultimate trophy wife," Scott, 64, wrote in an Aug. 16 column in the U.K. paper The Sunday Times. "As the roses and orchids piled up at her apartment she became increasingly concerned about what she should do. It had begun to feel as if Trump was stalking her."
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08-18-2015, 12:33 AM
I never thought I could love anyone more than Newt, Jeb, George Jr. or Rush... but The Donald™'s samson-esque mane was the tie breaker.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-18-2015, 01:52 AM
The Donald is one of the few World Leaders (I am bold enough to state this already) that can walk equal and hand-in-hand with Mr. Putin. He is also the only candidate who has expressed his brotherly love and admiration towards Vladimir, the horror of the homerkind.
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Donald Trump called in to CNBC Thursday to react to Vladimir Putin‘s huge op-ed in The New York Times. Trump told Maria Bartiromo the op-ed was “amazingly well-written” and revealed a big disparity between how well Putin has handled Syria and how poorly President Obama has. Trump said the op-ed was utterly humiliating for Obama and made Putin look like the real leader.
Trump said Putin is trying to “become the world leader,” and is simultaneously embarrassing and bailing out Obama with the op-ed. He said Putin looks like the professor and Obama’s a small “schoolchild.”
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Nor is the Donald afraid of wildlife (again, similar to Mr. Putin). They are like king Donald and Jonathan from the Bible!
1 Samuel 18:1
And it came to pass, when he had made an end of speaking unto Saul, that the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-18-2015, 01:57 AM
I, for one, am deeply grateful that Mr. Trump has made an issue out of the injustice of the 14th Amendment. His proposal to review the provision of the 14th Amendment that rewards illegal immigrants with citizenship for their disgusting anchor babies and allows hordes of them to spill over the border like waves of angry fire ants. But that's not the only disgusting outrage in what I call The Filthy 14th....
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Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
Section 2. Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed. But when the right to vote at any election for the choice of electors for President and Vice President of the United States, Representatives in Congress, the Executive and Judicial officers of a State, or the members of the Legislature thereof, is denied to any of the male inhabitants of such State, being twenty-one years of age, and citizens of the United States, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age in such State.
Section 3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may, by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.
Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.
Section 5. The Congress shall have power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article.
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It's about time that a courageous public figure, utterly unconcerned with "political correctness," liberal media bias, skewed political polls, 147 years of national policy, so-called "white guilt" over so-called "slavery," mainstream political thinking, or "doing the right thing" has brought attention to this outrage of a law. The 14th Amendment amounts to legal theft from hard-working property owners and amounts to a massive giveaway to the laziest freeloaders on earth.
Where is the appreciation for the travel expenses, room and board, clothing, food, health care, vocational education, and other services these property owners gave to the Negroes? Shouldn't that debt be worked off through labor? What of the contractual obligations invalidated by this terrible law? What about the precedent of a vicious class-warfare fueled transfer of wealth from Southern property owners to ignorant laborers with no faculty for advancing civilized society through industry?
You have to give Mr. Trump a great deal of credit for shining light on this injustice, and taking initial steps to return America to a more righteous and just past that flourished in America prior to the War of Northern Aggression.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-18-2015, 03:24 AM
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mmm i do like the way his hair be pointin like that. if i was still a sinnin wimmins i'd be all over that
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-18-2015, 06:03 AM
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mmm i do like the way his hair be pointin like that. if i was still a sinnin wimmins i'd be all over that
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Be still, negress; The Donald is already happily married to future first lady, Mrs. Donald Trump, pictured here in a state of prayerful repose aboard Donald's private jet:
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08-18-2015, 03:06 PM
Friends, we all know the Mr. Trump loves  thiiiiiis much!
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-18-2015, 03:52 PM
Brother Mr Mayor, Sir, it is well known in Britain that this part of the story is 1,000% false.
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"Trump clearly saw Diana as the ultimate trophy wife," Scott, 64, wrote in an Aug. 16 column in the U.K. paper The Sunday Times. "As the roses and orchids piled up at her apartment she became increasingly concerned about what she should do. It had begun to feel as if Trump was stalking her."
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The truth of the matter is that Selena Scot, far from being a critic of Mr Trump, had designs on him herself. When she saw him showing his customary gentlemanly kindness to the princess, she (Miss Scott, that is) went so far as to model herself on Diana as can be seen from this picture:
Compare this with a later photo of the raddled old baggage, minus the spackle.
A disappointed woman, hence the lies about Diana's reaction!
Proverbs 14:30 A sound heart is the life of the flesh: but envy the rottenness of the bones.
It is my belief that Mr Trump's intention was to marry the princess, not as a "trophy wife" (at 35 she was a bit long in the tooth for that), but in order to sire an heir to the throne of England, thus seamlessly reuniting my God-forsaken country with the USA as the 51st state.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-19-2015, 02:04 AM
My husband, Mr. Whitford, has had several private meetings with President Trump... Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself... Mr. Trump where they discussed all the policies that can be enacted to ensure that Mr. Whitford can increase the amount of money he can accumulate to eventually trickle down. He always comes home very excited, and after spending a few minutes alone in his private prayer closet he has his personal secretary Bernard pass on to me how Godly our future president is. Should Mr. Trump require any of the Whitford resources during any possible bankruptcies leading up to the election, they will be made available to him!
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-19-2015, 02:57 AM
Not many people know this, and you all know that I'm a man who doesn't like to blow his own horn, but I have been Donald Trump's Spiritual adviser for years. His dad hired me years back. A lot of his success can be traced directly back to me.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-19-2015, 03:06 AM
Hi Daisy Mae Johnson,
Nice painting that you posted!  However, I see there is one small detail that the artist got wrong. There is some discussion about it going on over at this other thread. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=106759 Therefore, here is a revised edition of the painting with the correction made. Since he will be our next POTUS, it is important to correct these small details.
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
08-19-2015, 03:12 AM
I'm looking for someone who writes folk or inspirational music for some heroic pieces about Donald. We will need to get a music product out there before some of the big primaries like Super Tuesday.
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08-19-2015, 05:40 AM
I just get this happy feeling when I listen to Donald Trump. I understand what he's saying. He doesn't confuse me. And, he makes me laugh. I get him, and I think he gets me.
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08-19-2015, 06:37 AM
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"Mr. Trump," he said, aiming the camera at his benefactor.
"Yes," Trump said, pulling on the lapels of his jacket.
"Are you Batman?" the boy asked.
"I am Batman," Trump said.
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