[Virginia Day Templeton]

Like it or not (and I hate it), the election is over and our guy lost. Let's run down the list of potential names for the 2024 Republican nomination and see how they measure up.

Donald Trump

Pro: A very great president. Fixed the economy after Obama ran it into the ground. Built the Wall (most of it). Ended the COVID-19 pandemic. Triggered the libs like no other. Quite simply, made good on his promise to Make America Great Again.
Con: Loser who lost the election to a shambling corpse. Christianity highly questionable; has boasted of committing adultery. Still up in the air whether his hair is real or not.

Tucker Carlson

Pro: The frontrunner. Handsome, articulate, driven. Has earned the ultimate conservative bonafide: the adoration of neo-Nazis.
Con: No political experience. Has been known to wear a bowtie, warranting thorough investigation into his sexual past.

Nikki Haley

Pro: Is a woman politician who doesn’t look like a desiccated sponge.
Con: Is a woman. Real name is Nimrata Randhawa; stinks of curry. Called for the execution of Dylann Roof for defending himself against a violent mob.

Ben Shapiro

Pro: The thinking man's pundit. By systematically destroying liberals on modern platforms such as YouTube and Twitter, he leads the conservative revolution among Generations Y and Z.
Con: His name is Benjamin Shapiro. I'll let you figure that one out.

Pastor Ezekiel Flint

Pro: Possesses absolutely every quality you could ask for in a leader, and then some. Really, what needs to be said here?
Con: Has repeatedly turned down requests to run due to his commitment to our Church. Still, one prayer could change everything.

Nick Sandmann (MAGA Hat Kid)

Pro: At risk of scalping, bravely stood up to both the savage Injun and the Libtardosphere. Labels himself “a pro-life conservative Republican”. “Twink” looks could nab the Log Cabin Republican vote.
Con: Catholic. Only recently graduated from high school; barring an amendment, he’ll be ineligible for the office until at least 2036.

George W. Bush

Pro: The greatest president in our lifetime. Wiped Islamic terrorism off the face of the earth (until it was resurrected by Obongo). A guy even libs admit they’d have a beer with.
Con: Has lost his edge in recent years, becoming a painter and even palling around with perverts like Ellen Degenerate. May not want to be president again after disgraceful treatment last time.

Henry Kissinger

Pro: A true genius of statecraft. Won the Vietnam War. Accused of “war crimes” and “genocide” by the loony left, which simply means he’s not a sissy.
Con: Is nearly 100 years old; could die at any moment. Born outside the US and thus ineligible for the office. Funny accent. Friends with Hillary Clinton.

Dylann Roof

Pro: Folk hero who made headlines for defending himself against BLM thugs. Staunch conservative and Second Amendment supporter. Of all candidates, has shown the most willingness to take action.
Con: Currently incarcerated on death row; will likely be executed before the election. Easily tarred as “racist” by lib media. There may exist a recording of him saying the N-word.

Ronald Reagan

Pro: The incomparable Gipper. Architect of the modern GOP. Won the Cold War. Did absolutely nothing while countless sodomites perished from AIDS. Named the Greatest American in national poll.
Con: Seems to have retired from public life.

Q

Pro: Has worked tirelessly (and often thanklessly) to expose the shadowy cabal of Satanic pedophiles behind the Deep State. The most internet-savvy of the candidates... IYKWIM.
Con: Tech skills coupled with shyness about revealing his own identity could indicate autism. Has been silent since the election. Might actually be a pedophile himself.

Jesus Christ

Pro: Is literally God. Not “literally” as uneducated millennials use it; actually the living incarnation of the Creator of the Universe. Agrees with the Republican party line on all issues. Wide appeal.
Con: Has not been seen or heard from in nearly 2,000 years. Foreign-born, may have been under 35 at the time of His Ascension to Heaven; thus ineligible by technicality.

Who am I missing? I'd like this to be an ongoing thread. It will be fascinating to look back in four years and see the road that led us to where we are.

[Basilissa]

Milo Yiannopoulos

Pro: He is a rising star which embodies the exact kind of policies that Donald Trump shaped the GOP into.
Con: he's hellbound gay! also, with that name he must be some sort of a foreigner and thus ineligible to run.

[Isabella White]

Alex Jones

Pro: Dear Alex is deeply committed to the cause of liberty, freedom, pursuit of the dream -- a man of patriotic passion. He's not afraid to tell the truth, regardless of what the critics say! A real manly man!
Con: None that I can think of, frankly.

RUSH LIMBAUGH

Pro: The Anchorman of , and the Doctor of Democracy. This man is not afraid to bring the truth to light! He is the John Wayne of political persuasian and that is why he is admired so greatly by our beloved President Trump.
Con: He has a bit of an illness at the moment, but cares for servants when they are in the valley!

[Cranky Old Man]

Rick Santorum

Pro: Against abortion, no matter how many times you have been raped. Will crush labor unions.
Con: Why is he on CNN? Smells funny.

[Isabella White]

ROGER STONE

Pro: An agent for true democracy, with friends in high places. Very influential as adviser to powerful men in politics, carries a President's photo with him 24/7. Unwavering loyalty and as honest as the day is long.
Con: Often the target of resentful Demonrat, fake news media outlets. Sadly, sometimes confused with shady characters:

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

Alex Jones

Pro: Dear Alex is deeply committed to the cause of liberty, freedom, pursuit of the dream -- a man of patriotic passion. He's not afraid to tell the truth, regardless of what the critics say! A real manly man!
Con: None that I can think of, frankly.

I love the idea of an Alex Jones presidency. The only question, I suppose, is that of his mental fitness. However, you must remember that Mr. Jones is a true Alpha whose naturally sky-high testosterone levels are further boosted by the potent InfoWars Life line of dietary supplements.



Most people are used to seeing low-T leaders flouncing about with limp wrists and noodle necks that can barely support their own heads — "men" who live in terror of causing the slightest offense, much less getting involved in a knock-down, drag-out fight. So it can be a shock when a real man like Mr. Jones appears on the scene, not unhinged, but uninhibited by anti-masculine social conventions.

Remember: he is screaming for you, not at you.

[Dennis Lukes]

David Duke

Pros: Decades of experience in leadership, born-again Christian, catchy alliterative name.
Cons: Former Democrat, endorsed Tulsi Gabbard instead of Trump.

A personal friend of yours truly. I vouch for him 100%. We'll need a great man like Duke at the wheel, a man who truly embodies everything the Republican Party stands for, if we're going to take back the White House.


Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Pros:
Cons: Woman, possible illegal imigrant, communist, anti-American, anti-Christian, anti-capitalist. Her election would spell the DEATH of America. You just know she's running. This is the enemy.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Virginia Day Templeton

I love the idea of an Alex Jones presidency. The only question, I suppose, is that of his mental fitness. However, you must remember that Mr. Jones is a true Alpha whose naturally sky-high testosterone levels are further boosted by the potent InfoWars Life line of dietary supplements.

Most people are used to seeing low-T leaders flouncing about with limp wrists and noodle necks that can barely support their own heads — "men" who live in terror of causing the slightest offense, much less getting involved in a knock-down, drag-out fight. So it can be a shock when a real man like Mr. Jones appears on the scene, not unhinged, but uninhibited by anti-masculine social conventions.

Remember: he is screaming for you, not at you.

Oh, yes, I know what you mean, dear Sister Templeton, but I've always thought of Alex's emotional outbursts as a sign of his great strength. One thing is for sure: he does not fool around. When he says something, he really means it, and that's why I like the idea of him becoming our President in 2024. Oh, I would love to see this job go to our beloved , but I suppose it depends on where the is leading him at the time. So, should have other plans for our Pastor then, I think Mr. Jones would be the ideal candidate. And so what if he gets a little overly-excited at times? If only Obummer and Clinton hadn't been so wishy-washy, we wouldn't have found ourselves in such messes! And, when Alex speaks, the world will listen!

Why, I doubt that we will find anyone with more intensity and fervor than Alex Jones. One can really feel his sincere commitment and energy here:

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

...

From the looks of that face, I just hope someone has an Epi-pen.

[Elmer G. White]

Jordan Peterson



Pros: Extremely good-looking, initiator of the misogynistic incel movement, anti-gay and anti-reason, mentioned in the Bible (although difficult to interpret)! Eats only red meat. Probably heterosexual.

Job 40:23
Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.

Cons: Apparently Canadian but things can change and honorary Americans may soon be eligible. Addicted to tranquilizers.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Pastor Ezekiel Flint

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Pro: Possesses absolutely every quality you could ask for in a leader, and then some. Really, what needs to be said here?
Con: Has repeatedly turned down requests to run due to his commitment to our Church. Still, one prayer could change everything.

Keep on Praying!

[Isabella White]

Kyle Rittenhouse

Pro: Courageous and unquestionably loyal to fellow patriots. Unabashedly conservative, loves our beloved President Trump and his Republican Administration. Proud to show his love of and not afraid to fight for justice everywhere.
Con: A bit on the young side, but continued association with like-minded true patriots will give him ample experience for his run in 2024.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

Kyle Rittenhouse

Pro: Courageous and unquestionably loyal to fellow patriots. Unabashedly conservative, loves our beloved President Trump and his Republican Administration. Proud to show his love of and not afraid to fight for justice everywhere.
Con: A bit on the young side, but continued association with like-minded true patriots will give him ample experience for his run in 2024.

How wonderful would a Roof/Rittenhouse presidential ticket be? Millions of young Americans see politics as the domain of crusty "boomers", and as a result, show little interest in voting. And are they altogether wrong? We now have a president-elect whose memory has more holes than a Vatican men’s room, whose spine would snap like a breadstick if he bent over to tie his shoes.

A firebrand Millennial and his Zoomer running mate could mark the end of politics as an old man's game — and bring generations of new Republicans to the polls.

Dylan and Kyle. It just sounds youthful and refreshing, doesn't it?

The only hurdle would be getting them out of jail, and in Dylan's case, off death row. But it's nothing a presidential pardon can't fix. If we make our voices heard, there's a great chance President Trump hears us and does the right thing.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not

Kidney failure?

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Virginia Day Templeton

How wonderful would a Roof/Rittenhouse presidential ticket be? Dylan and Kyle. It just sounds youthful and refreshing, doesn't it? The only hurdle would be getting them out of jail, and in Dylan's case, off death row. But it's nothing a presidential pardon can't fix. If we make our voices heard, there's a great chance President Trump hears us and does the right thing.

Oh, I should say so, dear Sister Templeton! Yes, having dear young Dylan and Kyle on the ticket for 2024 is just what needs, especially at this trying time when the Demonrats are working overtime to get their feet inside the White House. For one thing, Dylan and Kyle are both young, energetic and vibrant. Anybody should admire their passionate patriotism! And, being such fine, young men, they will be dependable (not like that Sleepy Joe who keeps trying -- unsuccessfully -- to steal the victory from our beloved President Trump!) Why, I've heard that Sleepy Joe will be having another birthday within a few days. If anything, instead of trying to get positioned in the Oval Office -- at his advanced age -- surely he would be better off submitting his application to a nursing home. Goodness knows that he would do well at governing the Rocking Chair Brigade!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Love Dylann and Kyle, but don't love the body count? Then the candidate for you might be...

Nicholas J. Fuentes

Pro: Nick's America First podcast is a beacon of conservative truth for young Americans. Has been called a Nazi — which in these Orwellian times means anyone who so much as muses about a white ethnostate.
Con: Flirtation with white supremacy and "Holocaust" denial could alienate moderates. Flirtation with "catboys" could have more troubling implications. May have Mexican (and hobbit) ancestry.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The Dream Team

Pro: The best connections, know how to be rich

Con: May dilute the President's legacy

[MitzaLizalor]

I could be in the wrong thread, sorry; someone was talking to me the other day and I'm not sure: what's turkey neck?

[WWJDnow]

Congressman Louie Gohmert from Texas:


Pros:
Good on taxes, guns, and God.
Organized the highly successful Million MAGA March.
Advocates open rebellion if Donald Trump is cheated of his re-election.
Thinks outside the box (he nominated a Congressional colleague who had lost his re-election campaign for Speaker).
Gets his news from Alex Jones, not Cooper Anderson.

Cons:
Not Pastor Ezekiel.
Not a Trump.
Bald.
Name sounds vaguely French.
Easily confused with Gomer Pyle, who was gay.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

I could be in the wrong thread, sorry; someone was talking to me the other day and I'm not sure: what's turkey neck?

I think that's a meerkat, Sister, not a turkey.