[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The famous submersible Titan, which went missing recently, offers a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the site of a wreck of a submersible.

As seen on the Internet! https://oceangate.com/expeditions/ti...xpedition.html

This longitudinal survey to collect images, videos, laser, and sonar data will allow objective assessment of the rate of decay and documentation of the process. Expeditions will be conducted respectfully and in accordance with NOAA Guidelines for Research Exploration and Salvage of RMS Titanic.

Qualified explorers have the opportunity to join the expedition as Mission Specialist crewmembers whose Training and Mission Support Fees underwrite the mission, the participation of the science team, and their own training.

Each team of 6 Mission Specialists will join the expedition for a 10-day mission (8 Days at Sea). The entire expedition is comprised of 5 mission legs.

2-for-1 special: explore the Titan and the Titanic wreck sites in one Mission. Apply NOW.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

The famous submersible Titan, which went missing recently, offers a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the site of a wreck of a submersible.
As seen on the Internet! https://oceangate.com/expeditions/ti...xpedition.html

2-for-1 special: explore the Titan and the Titanic wreck sites in one Mission. Apply NOW.

What an opportunity for people with a passion for science--the chance to see both the submersible and the Titanic deteriorate. Along with that is the chance to experience of another experimental submersible. Maybe we could fundraise and give free tickets to some Democrats in Congress.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

These dives are excellent fun! Highly recommended. I went down on this vehicle by the Titanic a couple of years ago with this very reliable provider. It was a bit tight with the crew and my two most faithful Filipino houseboys but we somehow squeezed everything in. Great vistas over the ship that Jesus let sink because of the sinners who flocked in its third class. We also salvaged several precious items of gold and jewelry - now decorating my bedroom in the Flint Mansion! Dining is not very spectacular - obviously we took champagne, Mutton Rot Child and edible gold but I'm just asking - where was the fois gras and the caviar?! Because of the recent happenstances I'm sure that discounts are soon available.

But please don't forget to tithe and sign those wills before you go. Been there done that. We're taking the Soyuz to the edge of Firmament next year with my best houseboys. Apparently weightlessness gives an extra boost to our activities!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Highly recommended.

Alas the poor victims. Let it be known they died gawping at a ship wreck as we, too, now gawp at floating debris from their mini-submersible wreck.

Because of the recent happenstances I'm sure that discounts are soon available.

Discounted seats (preferably free) on an experimental submersible adventure vacation sound just the sort of thing a Supreme Court justice might go for (if they could improve the menu). Or failing that, some Democrat voters as the mayor suggests.

We're taking the Soyuz to the edge of Firmament next year with my best houseboys. Apparently weightlessness gives an extra boost to our activities!

Sir, the sheer amount of time you spend with the skinny, forsaken boys - and the number that you get through per week - is an inspiration to us all. I think I speak for Jesus too when I say, thank you and God bless this craft and those who sail in her, the Landover Church.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Sir, the sheer amount of time you spend with the skinny, forsaken boys - and the number that you get through per week - is an inspiration to us all. I think I speak for Jesus too when I say, thank you and God bless this craft and those who sail in her, the Landover Church.

So True™, so True™. I'll arrange some extra tithes for you to pay as a token of my gratitude.

As we now know that this submersible imploded upon its launch, we can ponder why it failed catastrophically when manned by two muslimists, a Frenchie, a supporter of the atheist Church of England and only one American but maintained its integrity when manned by yours Truly™? Y'all know why, my pal Jesus orchestrated this! Of course my thoughts and Prayers are with the victims and I'm gonna ask my pal Jesus to initially spare 'em from some of the worstest tortures once they enter Hellfire! This is so similar to the accident that befell Prince Diana and boytoy Dodi when I was a wee lad. Rich sinners fail to distribute their wealth to the poor, that is my Church, as Jesus takes some punitive, definite action!

My prophecy is that discounts will soon be available for future dives, brethren. Keep your eyes open.

[WWJDnow]

Am I the only person who thinks that submarine was sunk by Joe Biden?

You won't hear this on the mainstream media, but everyone knows that the US Navy has trained demolition seals that can be deployed worldwide on a few hours' notice. Democrats all hate billionaires and want them dead. Joe Biden had the means, he had a motive, and he certainly had the opportunity. Connect the dots, people!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Am I the only person who thinks that submarine was sunk by Joe Biden?

I had the same question, Brother Dnow. Biden runs the Coast Guard. They should have been doing what the name says, "Guarding." What did Biden have them doing, guarding Hunter??

Then he is Commander in Chief of the huge U.S. Navy. The Navy should have prevented this.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Alas the poor victims.

Er we even sure these so called victims are True Christians?

[Bjorn Jensen]

Are we sure we can rule out that the mooselimbs aboard had anything to do with it? They sure do tend to blow things up.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Bjorn Jensen

Are we sure we can rule out that the mooselimbs aboard had anything to do with it? They sure do tend to blow things up.

Oh, that may very well be the case, dear Brother Bjorn; but, apparently Stew Peters has it all figured out. He claims that the Jews are behind the sinking of the submarine — no surprise there! Thank that someone had his thinking cap on for this one!

Far-right conspiracy theorist Stew Peters is pushing a conspiracy theory that the OceanGate submarine was purposely sunk “to keep people from visiting the Titanic wreckage” because doing so would supposedly reveal that the Titanic “was sunk by a newly created” Rothschilds-connected Federal Reserve and not an iceberg.

STEW PETERS: "What if all of this is actually a ploy to keep people from visiting the Titanic wreckage? But if that's the goal, why? Maybe because if people explore the Titanic too much, they would discover that it wasn't an iceberg that sank the Titanic. There's a lot of alternative theories about how that sinking occurred — that it was intentionally sunk as part of an elaborate insurance scam and even that it was sunk by a newly created Federal Reserve."

https://www.mediamatters.org/rumble/...-wasnt-iceberg

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

The obvious way to visit the Titanic is in a whale.

On another associated matter, I wish the government controlled media wouldn't classify such plausible and careful investigations as "conspiracy theories" and get on with opposing the conspiracy theory being broadcast daily that vomits propaganda about there being no God.

Small wonder there are men who think they are women!

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

The obvious way to visit the Titanic is in a whale.

On another associated matter, I wish the government controlled media wouldn't classify such plausible and careful investigations as "conspiracy theories" and get on with opposing the conspiracy theory being broadcast daily that vomits propaganda about there being no God.

Small wonder there are men who think they are women!

Oh, yes, indeed, dear Brother Bathfire. You've hit the nail right on the head there, and the poor, pathetic pervert in the video below is proof of the conspiracy theory that says there is no . And, obviously, this -bound sinner is a fool:

Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no . They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

The obvious way to visit the Titanic is in a whale.

Wouldn't whales explode, or possibly implode, or at the very least get out of breath at that sort of depth? I assume they breathe air, otherwise why would they be forever alarming people by surfacing next to boats. The same goes for Brother WWJDNow's helpful suggestion of seals.

If God had intended us to visit the wreck of the Titanic, He would never have sunk it.

[WWJDnow]

The lesson here is that wokeism kills. The CEO stated that he didn't want 50 year old white men piloting his submersible. Well, who are the worst drivers in the world? Young people, women, and minorities (especially orientals). If he hadn't entrusted the vehicle to a young oriental woman (who was probably a lesbian to boot), this tragedy would never have happened. And he's paying for this mistake by burning in Hell right now.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Wouldn't whales explode, or possibly implode, or at the very least get out of breath at that sort of depth? I assume they breathe air, otherwise why would they be forever alarming people by surfacing next to boats. The same goes for Brother WWJDNow's helpful suggestion of seals.
If God had intended us to visit the wreck of the Titanic, He would never have sunk it.

You are talking of something we should look into more, Sister Joanna. That is, why is God angry about the submarine traveling so deep in the ocean? Why did God hide the Titanic in that particular deep spot? I think it is because the physical location of hell is in that vicinity. I think God does not like vessels which might have the ability to rescue sinners from hell.

To figure this out logically, we can compare what the Bible says about heaven. Heaven is a place just beyond what we can see or visit in space. Below is an analyst who explains heaven is located at the highest point in the Universe. He cites the relevant scriptures.(Psalm 103:11)

Where, then is hell? The Bible tells us in several places hell is down. It is somewhere below. (2 Peter 2:4)

4 For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment;

If we use the measuring tool given for heaven, it is just beyond what we can see, we can know where hell is located. It is just beyond where the Titanic lies and where God destroyed the submarine. God's wrath tells us the submarine was getting too close. Only the foolish would go there.

THE LOCATION OF HEAVEN IS ABOVE (ministrysamples.org)

[WWJDnow]

Although I still think Biden sank the submersible, there are a couple other another possibilities.

(1) There were two Muslims onboard. It is possible that one or both of them was a suicide bomber. Muslims think so little of their lives that they will gladly throw them away if it means taking out a few Christians.

(2) Perhaps God thought that two Muslims in a deep sea submersible were too tempting a target to pass up. The lesson here is to be sure to pray to Jesus before undertaking any potentially life threatening adventure. Otherwise you might just find yourself a divine target of opportunity.

For any sub builders out there, before you start diving, I recommend hiring Pastor Ezekiel or another Landover Baptist Church pastor to bless your boat. The starter package for a two-man submersible costs only a modest $10,000 plus the private jet fee and accommodations (room and board) at a suitable 5-stat hotel. An embossed LBC safety certification is included. And be sure to ask about our two-for one special.