[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Stupid ex-Prime Minster of Greece Yanis Varoufakis yesterday called Western society a form a feudalism instead of glorious capitalism where the weakest grovel at the feet of the strongest, as it should be.

‘Capitalism is dead. Now we have something much worse’

It might look like a market, but Varoufakis says it’s anything but. Jeff [Bezos, the owner of Amazon] doesn’t produce capital, he argues. He charges rent. Which isn’t capitalism, it’s feudalism. And us? We’re the serfs.

Lecture circuits all over the Seychelles and exotic European capitals will be humming at the prospect of Yanis, who lives on a Greek island, giving a keynote speech on the upcoming failure of Western civilization. In support of his contention, the ambiguously entitled Doomsday Clock has predicted imminent demise since it was established in 1947, only trailing the Prophet Fowl of Leeds in commitment to its cause, which in the latter's case involved inserting eggs inscribed with the prediction "Christ is Coming" into its ...? What do chickens have?

Yanis will be taking questions in the tanning lounge between 3-4pm.

[WWJDnow]

I agree that we in the West have abandoned capitalism. (By we, I mean Western nations, not we the Landover Baptist Church--Jesus loved capitalism, and our church does, too.) The problem, however, isn't tech firms. After all, the great Donald Trump is himself a technology mogul, the leader of the best and most successful tech startup ever, Truth Social. Nobody understands technology better than Donald Trump. Nobody!

No, the problem is that communists such as Barack Hussein Obama, Chuck Schumer, Hillary Clinton, and Joe Biden keep taking away our freedoms and seizing all of our hard-earned money to give to negroes and Mexicans. Plus, they keep destroying our competitiveness by imposing idiotic environmental and safety regulations on our corporations.

I never pay any attention to anything that Greeks say. Why should I, when there are so many white people I can pay attention to?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Why didn't this goofy Greek note that Paul of the Bible, a Greek who wrote in English, was a capitalist. Paul was a hustler, making tents, passing the hat at his sermons and probably other side deals. Christianity is about capitalism.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Jesus knew the value of money and compared his own return(any day now) in the parable of the Talents:

M't:25:27: Thou oughtest therefore to have put my money to the exchangers, and then at my coming I should have received mine own with usury.

Lu:19:23: Wherefore then gavest not thou my money into the bank, that at my coming I might have required mine own with usury?

Of course, The Roman Empire was on the Gold Standard back in the day and therefore the trick nowadays is not to live on the interest, but to live on the interest on the interest.