[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by beachshells

This is the single funniest forum I have ever read. You can't be serious.

I'll go ahead and post this here too before I get banned or some shit.

This is where I draw the line. And go ahead and ban me or whatever you want to do now. I've been browsing through, asking questions and whatnot, and I find it all very interesting and enlightening. But right here is where I draw the line.

I cannot stand seeing all the hatred directed toward the LGBT community. It's disgusting to see people hating each other (in the name of the Bible which, BY THE WAY WAS WRITTEN BY MAN, not God. No big hand came down from the clouds with a friggin Sharpie and wrote the Bible. No, MAN wrote it) over something as petty as sexuality. What the world right now needs more than anything is love. Look around you. Love is what we all need, and this is what you're instead spreading through the people: hatred. It's what you're teaching your children, some of which who will one day kill themselves because they can't hide who they are, and you're not accepting of them.

And by the way, don't you hate abortion too? Who has less abortions than homosexuals? You'd think you would find some kind of common ally here.

So yeah, go ahead and ban me, condemn me, do whatever you want, but why don't we try a little bit of humanity in our lives? It'll do the world wonders. Thanks.

I'm not afraid of God, or what will happen to me for saying any of this, because, in all honesty, if God or Jesus hates me for standing up for my fellow human beings and trying to make it so that each and every one of us has the opportunity for a good life, then I don't want anything to do with them in the first place, and I'll take my chances with Satan.

You thought you'd just copy and paste your hate-mongering posts from one thread to another? What kind of game are you playing at here?

This is a church forum where True Christians™ can meet to praise the Holy Name of the LORD of LORDS.

[ExGay Alex]

For proof that Skittles = Gay, look no further.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

Well I know that Dutch politics aren't important, but now it seems like the only good thing is getting canceled. Insurance companies are now obligated to insure a treatment against homers (to cure them from being one) and the government wants to skip that obligation:

(link is in Dutch, they don't even translate it to Godly American)
http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/1012/Binnenla...therapie.dhtml

It can't get much worse over here.

[TylerBibleLover]

I think youre all over thinking this! There was a rainbow after the flood when Noah built his arc, perhaps this candy is to remind the children that God Is always the answer after the storm?

OR This completely different idea, MAYBE IT'S JUST CANDY?

Think again guys, dont jump to stupid foolish conclusions!

[Nick90]

Seriously i see no connection with skittles being gay.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Nick90

Seriously i see no connection with skittles being gay.

Why is that Nick? Are you too, considered 'Flamboyant'?

[Princess001]

Originally Posted by Nick90

Seriously i see no connection with skittles being gay.

You must be so gay that to you, a rainbow candy dosen't seem gay...wow your like a mega gay

[emilykearnz]

youre all piffleing idiots. god is supposed to accept everyone and not give a shit if theyre gay or lesbian. just because youre homosexual doesnt mean you should get "stoned" or "beat". you guys need to shut your bitch faces up. also, if a girl gets raped its not her fault and she should NOT get stoned because of it. and girls should not have to marry their rapists. [COLOR="Purple"]I DONT GIVE A piffle WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS. USE YOUR BRAINS AND HAVE SOME MORALS.[/COLOR] piffleing idiots. : ph34r:

[emilykearnz]

Originally Posted by Princess001

You must be so gay that to you, a rainbow candy dosen't seem gay...wow your like a mega gay

youre a piffleing dumbass

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by emilykearnz

youre all piffleing idiots. god is supposed to accept everyone and not give a shit if theyre gay or lesbian.

Despite what you think GOD should do, the reality is quite different.

I don't suppose you could prove me wrong by showing me scripture that says GOD accepts everybody as they are?

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

Despite what you think GOD should do, the reality is quite different.

I don't suppose you could prove me wrong by showing me scripture that says GOD accepts everybody as they are?

But she's not talking about everyone else's God. She has her own special God that magically agrees with her.

[jesseblachowski]

skittles are hella good

[RileyJohn6]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

Taste the rainbow, indeed! The homosexual agenda has taken many shapes and sizes, but we have been onto it at every turn of it's quest to recruit our children to the queer lifestyle!

This evening while I was expressing a high degree of intense revulsion at my own nakedness in the shower, the Holy Spirit came upon me and told me to write to all of you about the dangers of these nefarious little candies!

ATTENTION: WOMEN, CHILDREN, AND THOSE WITH WEAK SPIRITUAL CONSTITUTIONS SHOULD NOT CONTINUE!



Right off the bat we can see that these sodomite sweets are attractively decorated with the bright colors of the rainbow, which was long ago adopted as the homo calling card.

The term "Original Fruit" is splattered across the top of the packaging, which is homosexual code language for "virgin testicles." There was a 200% increase in Skittles sales when they started using that slogan. At the same time, incidents of homosexuals abducting and raping young Christian boys skyrocketed. Coincidence? I doubt it.



When we view Skittles closeup, it is obvious that they have been modeled after a) the male buttocks, or b) testicles.

Each color of Skittles has a different meaning. Homosexuals will keep a variety of these in their pockets, and when they see a potential homosexual or homosexual recruit, they will attempt to hand-feed it into their mouth. According to the color, that is what the "host" wants to do with the "guest."

GREEN: Fornicate in a public park

YELLOW: Abduct a christian man and take turns urinating on his face

RED: Spank the "guest's" behind with a leather strap

ORANGE: Fornicate with vegetables stolen from a True Christian farmer

BROWN: The "host" will insert Skittles candies 'up there' and then pay the "vendor" with a kiss every time he wants a pile of candies excreted into his palm or even directly into his mouth!

Friends, I am calling for a ban on ALL Skittles products, whether it be food, clothing or decorative ornaments! THERE IS REASON TO BELIEVE THAT SKITTLES MAY BE INJECTED WITH THE AIDS OR SOME KIND OF GAY CHEMICAL THAT CAUSES AN ADDICTION TO SAME SEX ACTIVITY!

If you find your children eating these candies, TAKE THEM AWAY AT ONCE AND BEAT YOUR KIDS FOR EXPERIMENTING IN THE HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE!

MAY GOD KEEP YOUR FAMILIES SAFE!

Two questions:
1) Who puts that much thought into a candy? and 2) How do you know, in so much detail, what each color means?

And brown skittles don't exist. Those are purple.

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by RileyJohn6

Who puts that much thought into a candy?

The homosexual agenda, that's who.

How do you know, in so much detail, what each color means?

I have many True Christian resources, like Dick Hafer.

And brown skittles don't exist. Those are purple.

Sure look brown to me, but even if they are purple, well, that just makes them gayer.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Further evidence that Skittles will get you killed!

[NonDiscreetMasturbater / Gearbox]

I am only going to say this one time. Gays are not bad people as well as skittles and your going completely backwards.Ever heard of the phrase "love the things you like. Like the things you hate"? you aren't practicing what you preach. If god didn't want gays then why do they exist? You can't blame lucifer for he was once gods best angel. Last time i checked god is the only one who could create life and matter. He left us knowledge to discover! yet you waste it on pushing back people who have good heart potential and desires! if you look at a gay man from head to toe he looks like you. So why push them back why push them away when god made gays so that way no one would be a lone in the world. he wants to see love and passion spread to every man woman and child under his wing, which is all of us. you practice segregation still. Hating the sinner or the sin is not a viable reason either. It's still hating something. We are all his children under his skies yet you say that being gay is the work of the devil. Demons make you do bad things like rape a child or kill a man. All I've seen from them is love respect and unity for all kinds. that is where your message is being hazy. You aren't loving. you're hating. god shakes his finger at hate.As for skittles, they're colored candy that you put the handkerchief code over. So that was kinda dumb do to the fact it's just colored candy! would you like to mock M&M's too? They're slogan is to motto the colors and flavor! So have fun being societies poppet. i just think that all of this is stupid. You make up stuff that isn't true about things and then post it up as if it were true. Take this down but my words never be heeded in this country i live in. By the way bigotry hate as well as irrational thinking does not make for a righteous judgement. god made the devil so there for god made gays too! Don't like it ban me block me and spit in my eye. but the more you deny it, the more you think that gays are an infection or a plague from the devil, the more close minded you seem.
So open it up a bit and think. Why would they still be here if it's a demonic you think? Everyone has someone and gays deserve that someone just as much as we do. Don't be anti-humanistic for something you don't understand!

love,

Indiscreet sender

[NonDiscreetMasturbater / Gearbox]

I love that under tags you put " homosexual war on the family" When all they want is love. I think you people are starting the war when all they've wanted was peace and to have the right to marry. Before you say that if we let gays marry blah blah blah wed have to let people marry animals and objects IT'S TWO HUMAN BEINGS!!!!!!! DON'T LIKE IT IGNORE IT YOU BIG GOOF

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by IndiscreetReader

I am only going to say this one time. Gays are not bad people

Yes they are.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

That's right up there with lying, idol worship, bringing the earnings of a harlot into your house and being arrogant in your heart (that's you).

And just in case you're one of those people who thinks it's just the Old Testament that hates the gays:

Romans 1:24-32

24Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

28And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

29Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

30Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

31Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Right up there with murderers. And then there's you, taking pleasure in them.

God hates you!

[NonDiscreetMasturbater / Gearbox]

Well excuse me Mr. paranoid. Didn't know this site had such stingy people. god hates haters and wants people to be judged with open mind. he made evil to protect the good so what can be said? By the way rack me up the infamy. More i have the more i know I'm doing my job. 2nd guessing anything you do, say, or see. I laugh at you and this fake church site. but its costumed really well.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by IndiscreetReader

Well excuse me Mr. paranoid. Didn't know this site had such stingy people. god hates haters and wants people to be judged with open mind. he made evil to protect the good so what can be said? By the way rack me up the infamy. More i have the more i know I'm doing my job. 2nd guessing anything you do, say, or see. I laugh at you and this fake church site. but its costumed really well.

Stop talking like a retard.



Show me IN THE BIBLE where God specifically states that He "hates haters" and that He wants people "to be judged with open mind" (does this involve surgery???????).

You have 30 minutes. I see that you are online, so NO EXCUSES.



Tick tock!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth