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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 05-01-2012, 04:56 AM



This queer lover in Germany, or wherever his accent is from, has recorded a video of himself catching the AIDS!

Just watch as he feeds himself AIDS pill after AIDS pill, mocking the LORD JESUS CHRIST! (WARNING! THERE IS BAD LANGUAGE!)

I imagine he is probably dead now, but I only hope he accepted CHRIST as his SAVIOR before the AIDS killed him.



Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. - Galatians 6:7


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 05-01-2012, 09:40 AM
I can't believe what im reading. you take a simple candy and rape it into a Homo-doomsday AIDS drug. They are not shaped like asses or balls, they don't contain AIDS, the normal skittles are called "Original Fruit" because the are the ORIGINAL (adjective - belonging or pertaining to the origin or beginning of something, or to a thing at its beginning.) FRUIT (the edible part of a plant developed from a flower, with any accessory tissues, as the peach, mulberry, or banana.) FLAVORS!!!

Get your heads out of your asses and use some common sense.
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This queer lover in Germany, or wherever his accent is from, has recorded a video of himself catching the AIDS!

Just watch as he feeds himself AIDS pill after AIDS pill, mocking the LORD JESUS CHRIST! (WARNING! THERE IS BAD LANGUAGE!)

I imagine he is probably dead now, but I only hope he accepted CHRIST as his SAVIOR before the AIDS killed him.



Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. - Galatians 6:7

Unless I'm mistaken, that's a British accent – and coming from the land of Oscar Wilde, Noel Coward, Terence Rattigan, and Ivor Novello, they have been turned into a nation of pooftas. It's no wonder the mooselimbs are overpopulating the country.

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Get your heads out of your asses and use some common sense.
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Is that how you talk when you're invited over to someone's home?

Anyway, if skittles were a "simple candy," why appeal to homosexuals in their commercials?


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 08-30-2012, 05:35 PM
Skittles promotes beastiality in new commercial



Leviticus 20:15-16

15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. 16 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 11-25-2012, 10:46 AM
Are people still posting on here? Gotta love the ignorance of the "enlightened"...
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Are people still posting on here?
You didn't need to register to post to see that people aren't still posting on here. We've pretty much figured out the gay ---><--- Skittles thing. Thanks.

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 11-25-2012, 11:44 AM
Figured?? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! You've figured nothing mate! All i saw on these pages was the alarming number of "christians" who have absolutley no idea about the world around them! Pure comedy!
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 11-25-2012, 12:34 PM
Ps. I registered to express my gratitude for the entertainment this forum has given me over the years. To think there's a whole community o' people out there that are so incredibly stupid, not only do they believe that gay people are evil but also that any form o' candy is gay and therefore evil. The fact you people think you're doing god's work by attacking homosexuals and sweets shows how doomed the human race really us and i can't wait for the end result!!
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Ps. I registered to express my gratitude for the entertainment this forum has given me over the years. To think there's a whole community o' people out there that are so incredibly stupid, not only do they believe that gay people are evil but also that any form o' candy is gay and therefore evil. The fact you people think you're doing god's work by attacking homosexuals and sweets shows how doomed the human race really us and i can't wait for the end result!!
I don't think queers are evil...I think they are an abomination (IAW Lev. 18:22).

Big difference. Biiiiiggggg difference.

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HAHAHA an infraction! This site cracks me up!!
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 11-25-2012, 12:49 PM
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I don't think queers are evil...I think they are an abomination (IAW Lev. 18:22).

Big difference. Biiiiiggggg difference.

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But still just as absurd!
I agree with you that queers are absurd.


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You already do know me mate. Anyway, i done my bit...
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You already do know me mate. Anyway, i done my bit...
I don't know anything about you other than you came here to persecute True Christians™. Fortunately, we are blessed by your actions!

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 03-22-2014, 03:47 PM
Wow. really? i read the post about minecraft and frozen and thought those were crazy enough, but skittles? really? the male buttocks or testicles? you people need to pull your head out of the goddam gutter. everything you see is either a butt or a testicle. that shows how immature you people are. You are the perverts. Half of the men here look like registered sex offenders. i truly hope the real church of God can bring you back to His grace before Satan drags you into hell
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 03-22-2014, 03:51 PM
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Half of the men here look like registered sex offenders.
This is slander and I am getting ready to call my lawyer.

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 04-02-2014, 10:04 AM
YOU *** potty language *** I felt so offended when reading this skittles are not gay you idiot this whole forum is *** potty language *** i mean ok so if a poor sick homless old man came to your church and asked to stay the night i bet wouldnt let him because i read somewhere that false christians like you people have no respect for anything People Dont Choose Their Gender People Dont Choose The Skin Color And People Most Certainly Dont Choose Being Gay Because Why Would They Choose to be gay when gays have no right if your gay you cant get married,stay in hotels or be accepted in to society like regular people i mean their only human why should someone gender,race,or sexuall orientaion you people make me sick i mean people have their flaws and every one who beleavs in crap like this are flawed because if god doesnt lik gays,leasbians,black people them why did he make make them that way Huh? Cause God Loves Everything And Go Ahead And tell me to repent and beg for forgivness and i just say TALK TO THE HAND *** potty language *** GOOD DAY SIR!!!!!!!
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