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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
05-23-2017, 07:30 PM
trust me, a minimal part of human kind cares for your perverted thoughts, dishearten Sir
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
05-23-2017, 08:39 PM
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
05-23-2017, 09:19 PM
Why would any woman even want to wear pants? I mean, if she's trying to disguise her thick, ugly ankles then the temporary answer is longer skirts (which won't fool her husband, the only man whose opinion matters) but the only permanent solution is a combination of exercise and prayer. Pants won't help her in the long run.
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
06-19-2017, 11:52 AM
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What part of "the Bible says women should not wear pants" is countermanded by the existence of said pants?
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She's Dutch.
U got pants for women too probably means something like this:
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
11-04-2017, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God
Got that, Feminazis? You are abomination. And do you know what the Bible says to do to abominations?
Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Women who wear pants are worthy of execution. Yet the only place in the world that comes anywhere near to honoring God on this issue is Sudan: Lubna Ahmed al-Hussein, who says she is facing 40 lashes, said she and 12 other women wearing trousers were arrested in a restaurant in the capital, Khartoum.
The women were arrested in a Khartoum restaurant and accused of wearing clothes that threatened the values and virtue of Sudanese society.
And, like everything worthwhile, the French are against it: The French foreign ministry said in a statement it "strongly condemned" the punishment.
"France, which is fighting for the abolition of cruel, inhuman or degrading punishment or treatment and is combating violence against women, demands that the Sudanese authorities break off its prosecution of these people," the statement said.
Luckily they seem to fighting it the same way they've fought every other fight they've fought.
Once True Christianity takes over America, and we liberate Sudan, we will replace this "slap on the wrist" policy with what God actually wants.
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Ha! Do house and yard work in a skirt then get back to me on that one..
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
11-04-2017, 11:39 PM
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Ha! Do house and yard work in a skirt then get back to me on that one..
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That's what most women around the globe do.
What's your point, exactly?
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
11-04-2017, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Why would any woman even want to wear pants? I mean, if she's trying to disguise her thick, ugly ankles then the temporary answer is longer skirts (which won't fool her husband, the only man whose opinion matters) but the only permanent solution is a combination of exercise and prayer. Pants won't help her in the long run.
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Ever heard of chub rub? It's wear your thighs rub together with friction to the point where it's painful. Besides if you're excercising it's hard to do so and matain modesty in a skirt. Besides all the women who you know don't have husbands and have to do all kinds or work around the house. Do you honestly think it's practical to do yard work in skirt?
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
11-05-2017, 12:17 AM
A valiant effort but sadly the current failed years ago
this globe will never come on
they've decommissioned the power station
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
11-05-2017, 12:19 AM
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Ever heard of chub rub? It's wear your thighs rub together with friction to the point where it's painful.
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Is it something experienced by chubby women? If they tried some yard work they'd loose all that extra fat!
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
11-05-2017, 12:37 AM
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Is it something experienced by chubby women? If they tried some yard work they'd loose all that extra fat!
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uh I have pcos and been at differing weights I've been both skinny and fat at some point chub rub can happen to happen to anyone.
Pcos polycystic ovarian syndrome. I've mostly gained weight on my meds and lost it when off them. If anything never ever take birth control it really piffles you up.
Besides you don't necessarily HAVE to be chubby you can have really thick thighs. Although one thing I've learned if drescode at work calls for it powder and with in my panty hose if I'm wearing a longer skirt I slip some panty liners into to them with the adhesive sides attached to my inner thighs so that way they're not rubbing against bare skin.
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
11-05-2017, 12:42 AM
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uh I have pcos...polycystic...
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What did you do to make Jesus give you that?
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
11-05-2017, 08:38 AM
Laughing at I Corinthians 6:19 probably or should that be prolbaby
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
11-06-2017, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by InLoveWithChrisChan
Ever heard of chub rub? It's wear your thighs rub together with friction to the point where it's painful. Besides if you're excercising it's hard to do so and matain modesty in a skirt. Besides all the women who you know don't have husbands and have to do all kinds or work around the house. Do you honestly think it's practical to do yard work in skirt?
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How can you get 'chub rub' if you're wearing proper modest underwear?
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
11-07-2017, 10:47 AM
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How can you get 'chub rub' if you're wearing proper modest underwear?
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Nobody wears bloomers any more at the very most I wear granny panties but even still they don't cover the thighs. But hey you gave me a good idea thanks!
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
04-04-2019, 07:46 AM
I am NOT wearing a frickin' skirt everywhere during my daily life. Jeans and leggings are fine.
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
04-04-2019, 02:54 PM
It may be that denim as a fabric is suitable for some garments. Jeans however are intended to accentuate that which should be concealed. Leggings are even worse. God explains that the correct response is shame, not showing it off.
I Timothy 2:8-11 I will therefore that men pray every where, lifting up holy hands, without wrath and doubting. In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; but with good works. Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
04-06-2019, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
It may be that denim as a fabric is suitable for some garments. Jeans however are intended to accentuate that which should be concealed. Leggings are even worse. God explains that the correct response is shame, not showing it off. I Timothy 2:8-11 I will therefore that men pray every where, lifting up holy hands, without wrath and doubting. In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; but with good works. Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
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I can see what you're saying here, so if it's worth anything I just mainly wear them for comfort and convenience not really to show off anything. I also wear longer T-shirts and a sweatshirt that covers to about half my thigh (The sweatshirt, not the Tee) It's fairly modest.
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
04-06-2019, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoutman03
I can see what you're saying here, so if it's worth anything I just mainly wear them for comfort and convenience not really to show off anything. I also wear longer T-shirts and a sweatshirt that covers to about half my thigh (The sweatshirt, not the Tee) It's fairly modest.
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Just "fairly" modest? That's not good enough for Jesus. Spandex leggings are for whores and sluts. You might as well just spraypaint everything below the waist and strut around without any pants at all, same thing. An old alcoholic man in my town tried that and is now on the sex offender registry. Why should you be allowed to get away with it? Exhibitionist pervert.
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Re: A friendly reminder for women who wear pants -
04-07-2019, 09:24 AM
I'm glad the "leggings" aspect has been covered. Next must be the shame angle. Regardless of what you wear, a fursuit, the burqa or wriggling hose .— .even your hairstyle and choice of adornment is covered in The Bible .— .God is explicit that you must be ashamed. Not just when you get home after an all-night warehouse party wondering did you lose something? or never take it out in the first place? what day is it anyway? and so on but even when serving The Pastors afternoon tea. Ashamed.
The Bible explains why. Can you find a reference? There's one in Genesis 3 ..
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