[FirestormJames]

Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban

I'll give you a hint, as this is a Christian forum, it might have something to do with the bible. However, it's no misconception, it's a fact.

Revelation 12:9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

Hmm I was not aware of that particular verse, thank yo for correcting me

I may make this mistake again however as I am sadly unable to remember every verse at will due to not being blessed with an eidetic memory.

Do you have anything to add on my other two points whilst we're at it?

[Citsonga]

My friend has played many hours of this game and he wants me to get the game aswell? but it dosent seem like i should? Demons and satan worshipers play this game.

[FirestormJames]

Originally Posted by Citsonga

My friend has played many hours of this game and he wants me to get the game aswell? but it dosent seem like i should? Demons and satan worshipers play this game.

It is a fun game, having played many hours of it myself I can speak from experience when I say that there is nothing inherently evil about this game (this of course my opinion but based on experience rather than speculation)

[Deaner]

Tetris (lyrics) reverted to English from Ukranian;

(May I... )


Tetris, tertris love your name
If it wasn't for the ball licking it just wouldn't be the same,

Get my left nut
Get my right
Just be sure it's sucked nice and tight

All you ruskies who love this game
Well that just figures 'cause you're all the same

I'll screw your wife, I'll screw your daughter
Just be sure they don't get any water

Ruskie, Ruskie; I hate your guts
But get down on your knees and screw suck my nuts

Deaner / July / 2012

Thank you. Not sure if it was appropriate; but buggering your ruskie offspring doesn't draw much applause either.

If Brother Bob would like to put music to this please tell him to feel free; no royalties expected nor deserved. In Christ's name is the Glory.

[James Hutchins]

Wonderful song, Brother Deaner. It is one of those little ditties you cannot get out of your head. God certainly blessed you.

[Johnathan]

Originally Posted by FirestormJames

It is a fun game, having played many hours of it myself I can speak from experience when I say that there is nothing inherently evil about this game (this of course my opinion but based on experience rather than speculation)

You attempt to lecture us about why this game is not evil?

Content descriptors: Blood and Gore (Genesis 9:6), Intense Violence (Psalm 11:5), Sexual Themes (Matthew 5:28), Inebriation (Deuteronomy 21:20-21), Dragons (Revelation 12:9), Demons, Elves, Theft (Exodus 21:16), Magic (Exodus 9:11), Blasphemy (Leviticus 24:16),Torture, Denial of Christ (Matthew 10:33), Sex Slaves.

This game has been rated:



Now kindly read the Lord's True Book so that you may avoid these unholy perversions in the future.

[MichaelTheAsshat]

You should get the game. There is nothing evil about it at all. You are a warrior and you kill bad guys, and dragons that are trying to destroy mankind. There are no demons in the game, despite what all these people think. And it's just a game.

I'm going to go look at shemale porn and masterbate. Will Jebus smite me? No.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by MichaelTheDragonborn

...Will Jebus smite me? No.

You can't prove that.

[MichaelTheAsshat]

Oh BTW. I got here because I was looking for a mod for Skyrim based on the book series, Magic Kingdom of Landover. I bet that's blasphemy too.

And I haven't been smited for it all these years.

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by MichaelTheDragonborn

You should get the game. There is nothing evil about it at all. You are a warrior and you kill bad guys, and dragons that are trying to destroy mankind. There are no demons in the game, despite what all these people think. And it's just a game.

I'm going to go look at shemale porn and masterbate. Will Jebus smite me? No.

First of all, I happen to know you can play as any kind of character you want, including wizards, murderers, and thieves. Don't try to make it sound so noble.

And besides, what good is a warrior who kills "bad guys" who isn't a Christian killing the enemies of GOD? Enemies like sorcerers, harlots, homosexuals and blasphemers, all whom the game is chock full of.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by MichaelTheDragonborn

...And I haven't been smited for it all these years.

So, because something hasn't happened yet, that's proof it will never happen?

Logic fail.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by MichaelTheDragonborn

Oh BTW. I got here because I was looking for a mod for Skyrim based on the book series, Magic Kingdom of Landover.

I'm guessing what you mean is "Magic Kingdom of Lavender".

For that, I'm pretty sure you want Sodomite Day at Disney.

[godisded]

Great game highly reccomend it.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by godisded

Great game highly reccomend it.

Staying in school, I highly "reccomend" it.

[godisded]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Staying in school, I highly "reccomend" it.

Pissed off about something?

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by godisded

Pissed off about something?

Not personally, but the taxpayers in your district are probably upset about all of the public school dollars they've wasted on you.

[godisded]

I dont think so
I was really good in school and got a nice job.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by godisded

I dont think so
I was really good in school and got a nice job.

I'm sure you did, but for how many years will you be satisfied continually asking, "You want fries with that?"

Come to think of it, probably until you retire. Keep up the good work!

[godisded]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

I'm sure you did, but for how many years will you be satisfied continually asking, "You want fries with that?"

Come to think of it, probably until you retire. Keep up the good work!

You think that a fast food resturant is a good job?
Becouse thats not really what i would call a good job but perhaps you like working at mcdonalds?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by godisded

You think that a fast food resturant is a good job?
Becouse thats not really what i would call a good job but perhaps you like working at mcdonalds?

No, idiot, I think it's the best job a semi-literate troglodyte like you is likely to get.

Were you always this stupid, or did you get this way from playing too many video games and huffing glue?