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Default Re: (Jews...) Now: Peter Kropotkin's introduction thread - 12-07-2019, 12:40 AM

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I don’t know what a BBC is but I will tell you this. Only Jesus has changed me and he’s all I need to know my “ways”. So with that said, I have no need for BBC.
I believe he means the British Broadcasting Corporation. A rather useless "news" company, as it covers news from elsewhere rather than the Godly USA, but it does provide quite good comedy in their coverage of the Brexit soap opera. That stuff is hilarious, and it reinforces the correct view that Godly USA is, well, Godly, while the UK is a struggling banana republic.
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Default Re: (Jews...) Now: Peter Kropotkin's introduction thread - 12-07-2019, 12:52 AM

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I don’t know what a BBC is but I will tell you this. Only Jesus has changed me and he’s all I need to know my “ways”. So with that said, I have no need for BBC.
The nuances of the BBC are lost and wasted on American girls; possessing attention spans not predisposed for quality broadcasting.
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Default Re: (Jews...) Now: Peter Kropotkin's introduction thread - 12-07-2019, 01:17 AM

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I believe he means the British Broadcasting Corporation. A rather useless "news" company, as it covers news from elsewhere rather than the Godly USA, but it does provide quite good comedy in their coverage of the Brexit soap opera. That stuff is hilarious, and it reinforces the correct view that Godly USA is, well, Godly, while the UK is a struggling banana republic.
That’s one definition of the term...
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Default Re: (Jews...) Now: Peter Kropotkin's introduction thread - 12-07-2019, 01:25 AM

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Already have an advanced degree ... no need to waste my time on explaining my positions here.
Assuming that this is true, a logical question arises: why do you feel like you need to waste our time, then?


John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Default Re: (Jews...) Now: Peter Kropotkin's introduction thread - 12-07-2019, 02:48 AM

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The nuances of the BBC are lost and wasted on American girls; possessing attention spans not predisposed for quality broadcasting.
Ma’am I don’t know why you’re so obsessed with underage girls but I have already reported you to my Pa twice. The second time, he said “What the hell are you on about Maxine? Tell her to shut up. If I hear about her one more time I swear I will...” he proceeded to gasp for fresh air and walked to his study at the other end of our double wide. I can only assume this means he does not like your perverted behavior ma’am.


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