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Default Re: So the rapture is coming up? - 06-08-2019, 08:20 PM
Ronald Weinland has predicted the Second Coming for Pentecost 2019, which is June 9th - tomorrow! Unfortunately, he is a charlatan and jailbird tax evader who has been wrong before. If, on the other hand, he happens to be correct then this is exciting news.

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Default Re: So the rapture is coming up? - 06-11-2019, 11:51 PM
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Genesis 1:27. I don’t know why I need to constantly remind you. Also, True Christians™️ are the most ardent followers of The Bible and the moderators of this site. They would NEVER change who people are either. You’re being blasphemous and hiding behind more lies.
Max, Max, Max. You can go see my very first post on this site. Above it, notice it says Scoutman03. Sorry it took so long to reply, I was in Mexico helping in building a house for a family. Just got back to the hotel today. Oh, and why was the rapture day moved?
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Default Re: So the rapture is coming up? - 06-20-2019, 12:29 PM
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Leave him be, if he wants to identify as a woman he has every right to and calling him 'sir' is just plain rude.


The least you could do is to call him ma'am. But that would be too much for a so called Christian.

God hates the effeminate. They have no place in See Landover Baptist church news article



1 Corinthians 6:9-10 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind. Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
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Default Re: So the rapture is coming up? - 06-20-2019, 12:36 PM
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Max, Max, Max. You can go see my very first post on this site. Above it, notice it says Scoutman03. Sorry it took so long to reply, I was in Mexico helping in building a house for a family. Just got back to the hotel today. Oh, and why was the rapture day moved?
What’s your point tranny? I can read. It says Scoutman03. You better start identifying as the gender God chose you to be (male) or you’ll go to hell.

My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Scared Re: So the rapture is coming up? - 01-24-2020, 11:16 PM
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Ok. Thank you, but I'm really am a girl. Biologicaly speaking. My name was changed by some immature idiot.
Oh great. More people who don't know their gender. Get a job first, and we can talk. It's either or. Or have you seen a dog who identifies as a cat? I am a white male middle European because that is what God made me to be. God didn't make me an Afro-American lady and I'm glad of it. Otherwise I would have to stop going bodybuilding.


Let them alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch. Matthew 15:14


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Default Re: So the rapture is coming up? - 01-25-2020, 10:16 PM
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Jesus doesn't send people to hell just because you are who you are. That would be cruel and Jesus is not cruel he just wants us to love each other and be loved.


If God is real and I know he is he sent Jesus to show us that all we need is the same love he has for us as we should have for each other. The bad bits of the bible I have no idea why they are their maybe someone made them up but I can't believe God is cruel.
Where in all world did you get that crap from? I also used to have that humanistic way of thinking, but according to this logic, the world would be peaceful and without leftist mormons, but that ain't the case.

If Jesus doesn't send anyone to hell for whom he is, then no one should go to hell for being a mass murderer, a dictator, a womanizer etc. either
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